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I have dogs. More accurately my dogs have a human valet, if you do not want 40 million pictures of dogs this is not a feed for you.
I also like wandering around looking at trees.
I’m not here to argue, debate club clowns get blocks.
She/her
I will not say I am fine, but Chloe and I are home again. Thank god fasting for Chloe, she is burping after her much-delayed dinner and the noise is a welcome bit of normality.
I promised Vivi when she came home I would love her forever. I did my best.
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I was literally coming into the thread to say ‘I know perfectly well there is an identical one on another radiator nearby but that one is the one they’re decided is the best one.’

My cats do the same thing, although they’re slightly larger than yours. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side,”
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Möther I am not comfy I am going to be very passive aggressive and sigh loudly many times until you fix my cushion back.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Had to stop Chloe from using the back couch cushions to make ULTRACOUCH
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
LATE BREAKING CHLOE OCLOCK NEWS
(Brindle greyhound yelling because the dogs next door are outside.)
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Look at these, I can tell you they are so well made and they fit in your hand so well, five stars can recommend!!!
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The next one in the order of my box set is the one where the Billy Idol looking Number 2 plots an assassination of Number 2.
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Look I know that RFK won’t see me saying mean things about him but all my friends who look like fucking cancerous zombie versions of my great aunt Arlene’s 1967 Coach sling will, but my god if that’s true please stop tanning, friends, and spend a couple months in a vat of moisturizer.
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Don’t you wish your puppy was cute like she (the Chloe)
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
A Vivi is tired of eating rice and pumpkin and kibble, she wants my yogurt and ham.

(White greyhound howling softly at her person)
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Would you like to know how you say “shut up but I still love you” in hound

(Brindle greyhound snaps in irritation at her sister who has been barking, then gives her a little face sniff.)
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I know this is a problematic statement but making up imaginary friends & making decisions based on what your imaginary friends say & believe is totally insane.

Like is this not borderline schizotypal behavior???
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
When I ask “hey I know this is a very bad look that I have to ask, but who owns our overall IT strategy?” it’s an even worse look for our company that I’m told “yeah there really isn’t one.”
Good job the tiny spoons I ordered arrived to cheer me up.
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It occurred to me that having a largely cream colored rug right by the back door as we enter Mud season is a rookie move.

I can’t go full dark rug though just to keep it from being too gloomy even for a dark loving winn.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Where they differed from all the other AI startups is they didn’t start out by exploiting people in poorer countries to do this, but I’m sure they’ve “fixed” that now.
(From LinkedIn www.linkedin.com/posts/sudoto...)
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
CRIMINAL VAGRANTS DETECTED BY HEROIC LOCAL HOUNDS
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Thanks to Jerry’s artarama for (with some tiny tweaks) making a fresh to death portable writing desk.
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This is one of my favorite Chloe pictures, she was so happy digging in the sand!!!
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This is one of my favorite pictures, whenever we ran she would trot beside me glancing up at me so radiant with happiness.
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
SHE DIDN’T EVEN SAY HIS NAME LOLOL
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
(White greyhound boops her go outside bell. She grins, very pleased with herself.)
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Here is my favorite quote about animals from Henry Beston’s The Outermost House.
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM