State government has the most janky emails!!!

Or answer the phone, if I owe someone money they need to write me a letter on paper like we’re back in dingdang ancient days, Shame we don’t have a functioning regulatory system to stop this shit.

Wait what

I know having rugs that are woven as worn old rugs is quasi tacky but so sorry my family didn’t have the foresight to buy a bunch of astrakhan in the late nineteenth century.

this is true, he did attempt that. And granted that's very stupid but on the other hand, we did build an airport on the Isle of Dogs and in 2018 they found a 500lb UXB right next to it in the river. that was a fun day to be living in Woolwich Arsenal

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It says so much about how sad those people’s lives must be that this is the best they can think of to do with their time.

What did they do now (resigned/despairing)

“Big tent approach to complicated cultural issues” is possibly _the_ weaseliest I’ve ever seen “transphobia is good, actually” messaged. Impressive in its way.

For some reason she also growls at goats, which are also vaguely hound shape!!!

I hate James Bond and time travel so the writers have the opportunity to do the funniest thing. 😂

You would think!!! Especially since whenever I see a deer there’s a terrified instant where I’m like OH NO SOMEONE’S GREYHOUND IS LOOSE!!!
But last night Vivi was GROWL all rumbly, she was enraged by the deer. 😂

It’s true. She’s chaotic in the most harmless, artistically pure way possible, unmarketable, unweaponizable, just herself.