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h. p. heisler
@hpheisler.bsky.social
dashing rogue, general purpose creative person & casual horse enjoyer.

friends call me clove. 🐎

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when hurricane season comes & goes again
honey i need to hear it straight
is there a reason that you still pretend
you're hurrying home through all this rain?

youtu.be/48cx1jvVAq8?...
HURRICANE SEASON - ft. Frimomen
YouTube video by h. p. heisler
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had extra time in the studio today and my instructor correctly pointed out my weak point is still machining so i just started sewing shapes until i learn how to walk this scary dog. dogs plural. feed dogs. on the sewing machine.
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
when i stop being under nda i can finally reveal how funny the past two years of my life have been.
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
currently solving the riddle of trying to find an alpha jumbo variety pumpkaboo. this is. such an issue.
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
friends are only bullying me playfully for how stupid and predictable my taste is. i am biased towards the classic structured jerkin cut but slutty miqo'te waistcoat is really tempting to try and pattern out.
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
news today has me a little despondent trying to figure out how i will afford health insurance next year as a freelancer who has to buy marketplace coverage but at least they made lifeweaver from overwatch shorter. i like that he's shorter. i want my goals to be attainable.
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
two more weeks of ireland... one more week of family travel... and then i can see my 'orrible son again...
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
it's going to be so funny going from painstaking bespoke hand tailoring where everything needs to be measured and considered exactly to. getting and a serger and making increasingly slutty tales of/final fantasy style athleisure.
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i love my infinite hubris in this situation. i must walk into hell backwards.
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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witch's curse made me quite small, probably 4 inches tall atp & am running around trying to escape him but he will surely eat me very soon 💔
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
there's no place like home...
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
i may be referencing ball jointed doll menswear trying to figure out what to make for myself. don't worry about it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
does anyone remember love power. can we talk about love power. watch love power with me. youtu.be/5f_ikNmBDaM?...
Idina Menzel - Love Power (From "Disenchanted")
YouTube video by DisneyMusicVEVO
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November 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
i like that kahili from sun & moon is objectively the funniest character in the franchise. she is presented to you with zero context, fanfare, or explanation. and then we never spoke of her again.
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
we went fabric shopping at a retired old man's house today.
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
realizing as i researching shoemaking that when i want exactly one shape of toebox and height of heel i can get custom shoe lasts 3D printed and simply go insane...
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 AM
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
oh age of imprisonment is out which means confirming if my fears about the roster being dogshit horrible were true! and they are!
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
every day we do hand sewing everyone else becomes miserable and i become the happiest boy in the world.
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Reposted by h. p. heisler
when hurricane season comes & goes again
honey i need to hear it straight
is there a reason that you still pretend
you're hurrying home through all this rain?

youtu.be/48cx1jvVAq8?...
HURRICANE SEASON - ft. Frimomen
YouTube video by h. p. heisler
youtu.be
October 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
i am making my favorite "recipe" tonight with fine irish pork products because today sucked ass and i want her warm embrace. youtu.be/1STK4RyoKAI?...
Nigella Lawson's Linguine with Garlic Oil and Pancetta | Nigella Bites
YouTube video by Nigella Lawson
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
i like that my notes include phrases like "baste strip over mouth on board" in this class.
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 PM
i think z-a did miss their chance to introduce a sort of opposite of alpha pokemon. a kind of omega pokemon. they are very small. their cries are pitched up. they are passive and try to flee from you. they have maxed speed EVs when you catch them.
November 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
alpha aurorus... he is mine.
November 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
hand sewn buttonholes are such an interesting journey...
November 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM