h. p. heisler
@hpheisler.bsky.social
dashing rogue, general purpose creative person & casual horse enjoyer.
friends call me clove. 🐎
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h. p. heisler
@hpheisler.bsky.social
· Oct 10
HURRICANE SEASON - ft. Frimomen
YouTube video by h. p. heisler
youtu.be
when hurricane season comes & goes again
honey i need to hear it straight
is there a reason that you still pretend
you're hurrying home through all this rain?
youtu.be/48cx1jvVAq8?...
honey i need to hear it straight
is there a reason that you still pretend
you're hurrying home through all this rain?
youtu.be/48cx1jvVAq8?...
update to my friends and i getting bored and deciding to try out black desert online for a little rodeo. i decided all of the classes that were boys weren't fun so i made one of the girl classes a beautiful boy. his name... is vulpandrew.
January 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
update to my friends and i getting bored and deciding to try out black desert online for a little rodeo. i decided all of the classes that were boys weren't fun so i made one of the girl classes a beautiful boy. his name... is vulpandrew.
going down sports science research rabbitholes and contemplating the open secret that running is bad for you. running hurts you.
January 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM
going down sports science research rabbitholes and contemplating the open secret that running is bad for you. running hurts you.
at risk of telling on myself too much i am always so mad about vegan leather because not only is it plastic but also it has none of the actual material qualities that make leather so wonderful and versatile and alive and other words i shouldn't say.
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
at risk of telling on myself too much i am always so mad about vegan leather because not only is it plastic but also it has none of the actual material qualities that make leather so wonderful and versatile and alive and other words i shouldn't say.
what do we name her.
January 5, 2026 at 3:09 AM
what do we name her.
i just don't know how to explain her to anyone anymore. it's like this every season. every month this happens. she is an eternally tormented dragon goddess and also the tortured caged female pope. she is both things. she is in love with herself. she is nikki. infinitely. youtu.be/78HH94OhqVI
♾️ Infinity Nikki Version 2.0 Outfit Preview: Behind Prayers & Born Flawless
YouTube video by Infinity Nikki
youtu.be
January 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
i just don't know how to explain her to anyone anymore. it's like this every season. every month this happens. she is an eternally tormented dragon goddess and also the tortured caged female pope. she is both things. she is in love with herself. she is nikki. infinitely. youtu.be/78HH94OhqVI
stress testing my recent spoils in infinity nikki in order to ward off the demons of mine mind.
January 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM
stress testing my recent spoils in infinity nikki in order to ward off the demons of mine mind.
gym update. year of the horse. it's my time. hillary duff.
January 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
gym update. year of the horse. it's my time. hillary duff.
"surely you're exaggerating they can't be 1000% of your daily lead exposure per serving–"
no! i am not! 🥰
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
no! i am not! 🥰
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
January 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
"surely you're exaggerating they can't be 1000% of your daily lead exposure per serving–"
no! i am not! 🥰
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
no! i am not! 🥰
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
did anyone who doesn't lift even hear about the consumer report on protein powder and we found out how many of us are slamming back ~100-1000% of our daily recommended lead exposure?
that was fun. maybe that's where himbos come from after all.
that was fun. maybe that's where himbos come from after all.
January 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
did anyone who doesn't lift even hear about the consumer report on protein powder and we found out how many of us are slamming back ~100-1000% of our daily recommended lead exposure?
that was fun. maybe that's where himbos come from after all.
that was fun. maybe that's where himbos come from after all.
i am glad that my favorite ghibli film and joe hisaishi score are princess kaguya because it means short form cozy videos have not battered the emotional resonance out of the soundtrack.
sorry to merry go round of life... you used to make me feel emotions...
sorry to merry go round of life... you used to make me feel emotions...
January 3, 2026 at 9:50 PM
i am glad that my favorite ghibli film and joe hisaishi score are princess kaguya because it means short form cozy videos have not battered the emotional resonance out of the soundtrack.
sorry to merry go round of life... you used to make me feel emotions...
sorry to merry go round of life... you used to make me feel emotions...
i am trying to watch season two of fionna and cake but i don't think i can do it. for many reasons. but mostly this odor of bizarre misogyny and homophobia radiating off of the ordeal.
i think it is odd to decide that princess bubblegum as a gay man is a sweet cinnamon roll boy who bakes cookies.
i think it is odd to decide that princess bubblegum as a gay man is a sweet cinnamon roll boy who bakes cookies.
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
i am trying to watch season two of fionna and cake but i don't think i can do it. for many reasons. but mostly this odor of bizarre misogyny and homophobia radiating off of the ordeal.
i think it is odd to decide that princess bubblegum as a gay man is a sweet cinnamon roll boy who bakes cookies.
i think it is odd to decide that princess bubblegum as a gay man is a sweet cinnamon roll boy who bakes cookies.
we all own betty boop now. she's ours. make sure to feed and water her every day.
January 1, 2026 at 3:21 PM
we all own betty boop now. she's ours. make sure to feed and water her every day.
i don't have a yearly art recap but you should listen to all of my music if only because i want my twelve year old self to know he makes the bizarre melodramatic vocaloid music that used to get him through middle school. youtu.be/48cx1jvVAq8?...
HURRICANE SEASON - ft. Frimomen
YouTube video by h. p. heisler
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i don't have a yearly art recap but you should listen to all of my music if only because i want my twelve year old self to know he makes the bizarre melodramatic vocaloid music that used to get him through middle school. youtu.be/48cx1jvVAq8?...
y'know i was bemoaning my gym progress this year but seeing pictures of myself at age twenty looking like a dying victorian orphan boy has put things in clearer perspective.
December 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
y'know i was bemoaning my gym progress this year but seeing pictures of myself at age twenty looking like a dying victorian orphan boy has put things in clearer perspective.
one day i will take it upon myself to play kid icarus uprising with all of the battle sound effects off and edit out all of dead air and make a radio play to enjoy at my leisure...
there's just something about its raw, pure, absurd and classic comedy sensibilities i still admire. pit is on first.
there's just something about its raw, pure, absurd and classic comedy sensibilities i still admire. pit is on first.
December 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
one day i will take it upon myself to play kid icarus uprising with all of the battle sound effects off and edit out all of dead air and make a radio play to enjoy at my leisure...
there's just something about its raw, pure, absurd and classic comedy sensibilities i still admire. pit is on first.
there's just something about its raw, pure, absurd and classic comedy sensibilities i still admire. pit is on first.
one day we'll find out what she's supposed to be.
December 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
one day we'll find out what she's supposed to be.
the problem is that infinity nikki has irrevocably broken how my friends and i talk to each other and no one understands what we are doing when we do the momo & nikki voices at each other.
December 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
the problem is that infinity nikki has irrevocably broken how my friends and i talk to each other and no one understands what we are doing when we do the momo & nikki voices at each other.
i keep being like well i didn't do anything this year as if it was not one of the most gratifying, fun, and challenging years of my life personally and professionally.
a metaphor my therapist gave me is that it's very easy to forget how fast you're traveling when you're flying. disorienting, even.
a metaphor my therapist gave me is that it's very easy to forget how fast you're traveling when you're flying. disorienting, even.
December 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
i keep being like well i didn't do anything this year as if it was not one of the most gratifying, fun, and challenging years of my life personally and professionally.
a metaphor my therapist gave me is that it's very easy to forget how fast you're traveling when you're flying. disorienting, even.
a metaphor my therapist gave me is that it's very easy to forget how fast you're traveling when you're flying. disorienting, even.
y'know what in 2026 i am embracing the hallucinated fanart tail. everyone gets a tail. let's live a little.
December 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
y'know what in 2026 i am embracing the hallucinated fanart tail. everyone gets a tail. let's live a little.
honestly the highlight of this entire holiday season to me is when i made aliza listen to the jessie j version of "reflection" from mulan while we were driving to go shopping with friends and we pulled into the parking lot with tears streaming down our faces. youtu.be/nMF0oX9SSNw?...
【纯享】#jessiej 献唱 《Reflection》丨融合中国风元素，用歌声勾勒出花木兰的自我觉醒之旅 | 歌手2018 | Singer 2018 | Mango TV
YouTube video by 芒果TV音乐 MangoTV Music
youtu.be
December 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
honestly the highlight of this entire holiday season to me is when i made aliza listen to the jessie j version of "reflection" from mulan while we were driving to go shopping with friends and we pulled into the parking lot with tears streaming down our faces. youtu.be/nMF0oX9SSNw?...
anyway despite my wishes and the current market for such devices, i do have to buy a laptop within the next few weeks. my only qualifications are that it can run overwatch and infinity nikki okay as my gamer's vices. if anyone has had any mid-range purchases they happy with.
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
anyway despite my wishes and the current market for such devices, i do have to buy a laptop within the next few weeks. my only qualifications are that it can run overwatch and infinity nikki okay as my gamer's vices. if anyone has had any mid-range purchases they happy with.
learning that scrandle is great for large parties of mixed company with nothing in common. your parents will have an opinion about what is scran.
December 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
learning that scrandle is great for large parties of mixed company with nothing in common. your parents will have an opinion about what is scran.
anyway. it's finally time. to return to the fatherland...
the boston metro area. ⛈️
the boston metro area. ⛈️
December 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
anyway. it's finally time. to return to the fatherland...
the boston metro area. ⛈️
the boston metro area. ⛈️
y'know whatever else is going on with the world at least we're living through a beautiful mainstream western BL uprising.
my cousins suggested watching the hockey yaoi as like. a family activity.
my cousins suggested watching the hockey yaoi as like. a family activity.
December 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
y'know whatever else is going on with the world at least we're living through a beautiful mainstream western BL uprising.
my cousins suggested watching the hockey yaoi as like. a family activity.
my cousins suggested watching the hockey yaoi as like. a family activity.
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big al is older the we were when we first got into vocaloid...
December 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
big al is older the we were when we first got into vocaloid...