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hpheisler.bsky.social
h. p. heisler
@hpheisler.bsky.social
dashing rogue, general purpose creative person & casual horse enjoyer.

friends call me clove. 🐎

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i am thankful for japanese professional wrestlers becuase they always remind me why i go to the gym. they keep my eye on the ball. they keep my eye on a lot of things.
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
youtube randomly served me a short featuring hiroshi tanahashi and i keep staring at him and wondering if i should bring pictures of him to my hairdresser. just to. like. to open up a conversation. have a dialogue.
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
anyway i have half a pants.
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
had extra time in the studio today and my instructor correctly pointed out my weak point is still machining so i just started sewing shapes until i learn how to walk this scary dog. dogs plural. feed dogs. on the sewing machine.
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
friends are only bullying me playfully for how stupid and predictable my taste is. i am biased towards the classic structured jerkin cut but slutty miqo'te waistcoat is really tempting to try and pattern out.
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
two more weeks of ireland... one more week of family travel... and then i can see my 'orrible son again...
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
i think i could make regal brian's shirt in an afternoon by this point. it's brian's shirt.
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i love my infinite hubris in this situation. i must walk into hell backwards.
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
there's no place like home...
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
okay hear me out. even if i made this terribly and it fit terribly. it would still be my favorite article of clothing in the world. therefore. i have nothing to lose.
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i am so horribly obsessed with her i am lying on the couch giggling and sketching jacket ideas.
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i like that kahili from sun & moon is objectively the funniest character in the franchise. she is presented to you with zero context, fanfare, or explanation. and then we never spoke of her again.
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
i spent one hundred euro in cash exactly and i am perfectly happy with the results.
November 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
we went fabric shopping at a retired old man's house today.
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
every day we do hand sewing everyone else becomes miserable and i become the happiest boy in the world.
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
alpha aurorus... he is mine.
November 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
so what makes these really funny is that because the thread is waxed for stability and the stitches are so tight, mistakes are completely permanently. you can go back one step at most, ever. it's high octane.
November 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
hand sewn buttonholes are such an interesting journey...
November 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
pizza place that is mostly actually a kebab place you are an international institution and you will never disappoint me.
November 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i am trying to understand her dongle...
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
hand sewing really lets you become a wizard and it's insane.
October 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
rapidly becoming more powerful than anyone could ever imagine.
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM