@sondradeeme.bsky.social
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*discovery of potatoes*
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
January 5, 2025 at 10:19 AM
*discovery of potatoes*
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
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[at stoplight]
*gets out of car, knocks on driver's window behind me after following me for 3 turns*
Me: Are you obsessed with me?
*gets out of car, knocks on driver's window behind me after following me for 3 turns*
Me: Are you obsessed with me?
October 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
[at stoplight]
*gets out of car, knocks on driver's window behind me after following me for 3 turns*
Me: Are you obsessed with me?
*gets out of car, knocks on driver's window behind me after following me for 3 turns*
Me: Are you obsessed with me?
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i never stopped raising the roof. but i’m ngl, it is starting to get pretty heavy
October 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
i never stopped raising the roof. but i’m ngl, it is starting to get pretty heavy
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My cat got into the booth with me while I was testing my teleportation device and now there’s cat hair all over my genes.
September 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My cat got into the booth with me while I was testing my teleportation device and now there’s cat hair all over my genes.
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The assistant to Dr. Frankenstein didn't fully understand mentally or morally what they were up to in making the monster. But sometimes Igor-ance is bliss.
September 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The assistant to Dr. Frankenstein didn't fully understand mentally or morally what they were up to in making the monster. But sometimes Igor-ance is bliss.
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I’ve quit telling people that I disagree with them. Instead, I now say, “I’m gonna have to agree with myself on this one.” It’s self-positive, non-confrontational, and just weird enough to end the conversation.
January 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I’ve quit telling people that I disagree with them. Instead, I now say, “I’m gonna have to agree with myself on this one.” It’s self-positive, non-confrontational, and just weird enough to end the conversation.
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*puts phone on charger*
drink your juice Shelby
drink your juice Shelby
October 9, 2023 at 2:26 AM
*puts phone on charger*
drink your juice Shelby
drink your juice Shelby
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Emily Blunt: fuck me
Emily Subtle: come up for coffee
Emily Subtle: come up for coffee
April 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Emily Blunt: fuck me
Emily Subtle: come up for coffee
Emily Subtle: come up for coffee
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My favorite part of aging is discovering which new food will betray me each week.
October 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My favorite part of aging is discovering which new food will betray me each week.
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This is absolutely the last time I call an escort service and say “I’m not picky.”
October 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This is absolutely the last time I call an escort service and say “I’m not picky.”
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ATTENTION: my new online store is now open! this will be my new go-to for all merchandise going forward. two designs are available NOW for clothing, posters, stickers, and more - check it out at the link below SHARE WITH OTHERS AND GET THE WORD OUT I HAVE SPOKEN
bornmiserable.threadless.com
bornmiserable.threadless.com
bornmiserable's Shop | Featuring custom t-shirts, prints, and more
bornmiserable's Shop
bornmiserable.threadless.com
February 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
ATTENTION: my new online store is now open! this will be my new go-to for all merchandise going forward. two designs are available NOW for clothing, posters, stickers, and more - check it out at the link below SHARE WITH OTHERS AND GET THE WORD OUT I HAVE SPOKEN
bornmiserable.threadless.com
bornmiserable.threadless.com
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This day in history. 1961. Comedian Chico Marx died. His will was ruled invalid due to a missing provision, but he had kept insisting "You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause."
October 11, 2023 at 9:52 AM
This day in history. 1961. Comedian Chico Marx died. His will was ruled invalid due to a missing provision, but he had kept insisting "You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause."
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[first day as a server]
Customer: do you have wings?
Me: *flaps elbows* no just regular arms
Customer: do you have wings?
Me: *flaps elbows* no just regular arms
March 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
[first day as a server]
Customer: do you have wings?
Me: *flaps elbows* no just regular arms
Customer: do you have wings?
Me: *flaps elbows* no just regular arms
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Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome x.com/repalgreen/s...
Congressman Al Green on X: "Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome https://t.co/sVklRmPCJl" / X
Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome https://t.co/sVklRmPCJl
x.com
March 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome x.com/repalgreen/s...
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One more mental illness and I get a free meatball sub!
March 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
One more mental illness and I get a free meatball sub!
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I was going to wash the sheets but the cat is on our bed. I guess I'll try again next month.
March 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I was going to wash the sheets but the cat is on our bed. I guess I'll try again next month.
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Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
March 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
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being married is just telling your spouse the same thing over again but with increased rage every time you repeat it
March 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
being married is just telling your spouse the same thing over again but with increased rage every time you repeat it
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My teen looks at me.
Her sweet voice says "are you going to work today?"
But her eyes say "in THAT outfit?"
Her sweet voice says "are you going to work today?"
But her eyes say "in THAT outfit?"
March 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My teen looks at me.
Her sweet voice says "are you going to work today?"
But her eyes say "in THAT outfit?"
Her sweet voice says "are you going to work today?"
But her eyes say "in THAT outfit?"
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A reminder for these times.
March 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A reminder for these times.
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An NPR review of new data added to DOGE's "wall of receipts" finds the group quietly changed previous errors, added new ones and still has little verified savings to show for its work.
DOGE's savings page fixed old mistakes — and added new ones
An NPR review of new data added to DOGE's "wall of receipts" finds the group quietly changed previous errors, added new ones and still has little verified savings to show for its work.
www.npr.org
March 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
An NPR review of new data added to DOGE's "wall of receipts" finds the group quietly changed previous errors, added new ones and still has little verified savings to show for its work.
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“…the MAGA movement is about sexual grievance, even more than racial resentment. It is an expression of male disgruntlement that depends on the votes of men—not just any men, but those who feel disrespected and undervalued.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
Why MAGA Likes Andrew Tate
The same reason Trump likes tariffs: Both aim to put women in their place.
www.theatlantic.com
March 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
“…the MAGA movement is about sexual grievance, even more than racial resentment. It is an expression of male disgruntlement that depends on the votes of men—not just any men, but those who feel disrespected and undervalued.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
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lotta problems in life created by if you love it so much why don't you marry it
March 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
lotta problems in life created by if you love it so much why don't you marry it
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Epitaph: Now also dead on the outside.
March 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Epitaph: Now also dead on the outside.