slleeves 🎀
@sllevs.bsky.social
Get crazy with the cheez whiz
Price check on prune juice
Price check on prune juice
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slleeves 🎀
@sllevs.bsky.social
· Dec 4
Hear me out…
Die Hard is an EASTER movie. It’s the rebirth of our lord and savior Bruce Willis’ acting career as an action hero.
Die Hard is an EASTER movie. It’s the rebirth of our lord and savior Bruce Willis’ acting career as an action hero.
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When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
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Aah France. I love France. The Eiffel Tower, the Riviera, the vineyards, the fields of baguettes, the cigarette trees.
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Aah France. I love France. The Eiffel Tower, the Riviera, the vineyards, the fields of baguettes, the cigarette trees.
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reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
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*eagerly standing outside a quest diagnostics at 11:59 PM Thanksgiving night holding a cup of piss*
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
*eagerly standing outside a quest diagnostics at 11:59 PM Thanksgiving night holding a cup of piss*
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it’s almost like nobody at this thanksgiving dinner wants to hear me read my skeets out loud
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
it’s almost like nobody at this thanksgiving dinner wants to hear me read my skeets out loud
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Spilled gravy on my sex cape
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Spilled gravy on my sex cape
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Bro do you even lift a 6lb laptop?
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Bro do you even lift a 6lb laptop?
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I gotta figure out a way to set up the half-brother on my mom’s side with the half-sister on my dad’s side to simplify next year’s Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I gotta figure out a way to set up the half-brother on my mom’s side with the half-sister on my dad’s side to simplify next year’s Thanksgiving
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leg day isn’t that bad compared to first-day-back-in-a-while day
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
leg day isn’t that bad compared to first-day-back-in-a-while day
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tesla truck in the carpool lane like bitch you ain’t got no friends
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
tesla truck in the carpool lane like bitch you ain’t got no friends
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i mean why can’t i get paid for my shitty writing do i have to sext nancy pelosi or something
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i mean why can’t i get paid for my shitty writing do i have to sext nancy pelosi or something
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
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i bet spongebob smelled like shit
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
i bet spongebob smelled like shit
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Okay, that's a good start. Now release the Kelly Rowland Excel Spreadsheets.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Okay, that's a good start. Now release the Kelly Rowland Excel Spreadsheets.
Me when the Carolina Panthers “run it up the middle”
THEY KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOING TO PASS IT, YOU IDIOTS.
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Me when the Carolina Panthers “run it up the middle”
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the crunch of leaves in autumn.
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
the crunch of leaves in autumn.
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The river witch is selling some pretty great lip balm.
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The river witch is selling some pretty great lip balm.
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started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
Y’ALL, TARA REID IS 50 YEARS OLD. I just I can’t I don’t know what is happening
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Y’ALL, TARA REID IS 50 YEARS OLD. I just I can’t I don’t know what is happening
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COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
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one time i didn’t have enough money to pay for my Cheesecake Factory meal so they made me work back of house for the night. i got sent down into a big pit where i had to fertilize and care for the infant menus they had recently planted
November 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
one time i didn’t have enough money to pay for my Cheesecake Factory meal so they made me work back of house for the night. i got sent down into a big pit where i had to fertilize and care for the infant menus they had recently planted
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Alexa, change all the clocks to Hammer time.
November 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Alexa, change all the clocks to Hammer time.
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, you also miss 100% of the shots you take, for this reason you are off the team.
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, you also miss 100% of the shots you take, for this reason you are off the team.
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Area Man Afraid Some Woman Might Come Out Of The Woodwork To Hold Him Accountable For Something https://theonion.com/area-man-afraid-some-woman-might-come-out-of-the-woodwo-1820345646/
November 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Area Man Afraid Some Woman Might Come Out Of The Woodwork To Hold Him Accountable For Something https://theonion.com/area-man-afraid-some-woman-might-come-out-of-the-woodwo-1820345646/