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Jay in NH
@jayinnh.bsky.social
Bsky Elder here for a laugh and a hangout with good people. Yes to shitposts. No to politics, activism, advocacy, hate, rage.

Habs fan formerly living in the White Mountains (now in NJ).

Welcome to Bluesky.
Don’t be a dick.
So it’s a baby sling for your phone?
Whatever you thought Apple might announce today, you’re not even close...

Introducing iPhone Pocket.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They deserve this loss. Each and every one of them.
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
THEY KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOING TO PASS IT, YOU IDIOTS.
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
If we’re not going to score, I’ll settle for one of our heavy guys injuring one of theirs.
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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I found my spirit animal
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This game is hockey constipation.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If we can get within one by the end of the period, there’s a chance.
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I think they’re on to you, Slaf.
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
If you only buy tix to one #GoHabsGo game and it’s against the Kings, you know you’re wasting your money.
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
There are some teams that just seem to have our number and the Kings are four of them.
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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The day I can yell, "Where is my phone?" and it yells back,
"Down here in the couch!" then it will truly be a smartphone.
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Call a TO, Marty.
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Edmonton is only 32? Why did it seem he was so ancient when we traded him?
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Okay that's fine (and maybe it's changed but I don't remember 90% of the women I knew when I was single being into astronomy...).

But, indulge my curiosity: what are the least attractive hobbies to women (sic)?
I totally did not make any changes to this chart.
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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fiona apple looks nice but fiona windows is cheaper
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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get in, no time to explain
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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(person who has complained before) This is the first time I've ever complained
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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You really forget how big an apple is until you decide to eat a whole one and halfway through you’re like ok. Well. I’m tired of this now.
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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I’m very bad with names and internally associate people by notable attributes and that makes me live in fear of bumping into them and needing to introduce them to my husband.

This is my husband, Kevin.

Kevin, these are our neighbors, GossipMom and Mustache.
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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feel like someone made me do shots from the robocop toxic waste barrel and then microwaved me on medium power for four seconds
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Since 1952, John McCrae’s passage has been displayed above the dressing room stalls of the Montreal Canadiens. It was placed there by then Habs GM Frank Selke Sr.

The poem remains significant every Remembrance Day.

In Flanders Fields (1915)
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Convincing you to read my novel by the first sentence. Share yours if you want.

("Inside Threat," sixth book in the Rachel Peng series, coming December!)
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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a name so greek it gives you dyslexia
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Have some coffee, blow ya horn and shake ya thang to THIS. 🎷🎶

youtu.be/bd0wT9YAXBU?...
Chuck Higgins - Come On and Blow Your Horn
YouTube video by BlueRhythmBoy
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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For some reason, this morning the welcome lcd screens in my office building said “happy birthday” to me in Tagalog
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM