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Stuart Orford
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he/him geek/nerd lover of nature and spreadsheets
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Here is a list of reasons why some of my hearings and trials this year have been delayed and kicked off into the long grass, stuck in our record court backlog. Serious allegations which will now be tried *years* after the event. 🧵👇
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Get one of these beauties
October 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?

Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
October 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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to put it in terms they will understand: if you want to run a pancake store, but then millions of people who only want waffles turn up, fuck you, you run a waffle store now
October 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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i resent how every time i do an internet search for something now the browser takes a guess at explaining what i am searching for at me. i know what i am looking for actually, do not presume i need it explained, how insulting
September 21, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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my only new-user harangue is just use the damn alt text:
• it's searchable
• you can explain a reference/what the fuck that thing is to help people get it, or tell extra jokes
• it's not hard, and you're not special
• that you're posting in the first place tells everyone you've got the extra minute
October 17, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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Here's a slightly crazy diagram illustrating today's major Cabinet reshuffle

You're welcome
September 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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You are not persuading the text pipeline! You are stumbling on to a mathematical vector in which you are causing the word delivery mechanism to replicate sequences other people typed up in which they are persuaded and that OpenAI likely stole without permission!
A study focused on OpenAI's GPT-4o mini found that LLMs can be persuaded to comply with objectionable requests using the same tactics that persuade humans (Dina Bass/Bloomberg)

Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
August 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Machinarium is free on the Epic Games Store for the next 6 days!
store.epicgames.com/...
August 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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There's no better poster child for the mess the UK is now in than the fact that the Financial Times - home to the "how to spend it" supplement on luxury geegaws - is now one of the most left-wing media channels in the country simply because it's still interested in reality.
August 27, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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I am one of the 14 authors who chose to leave the Polari Prize, and I find myself frustrated and saddened at the way this entire story has been represented. 1/
August 15, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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If you wanna read it, the translation I’m using is by Emily Wilson, who is a brilliant translator and also reads the hell out of it herself
August 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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If you think A.I. will solve your problems, you don't understand technology and you don't understand your problems.
August 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Not to keep going on about it, but I see a lot of well meaning takes on the left about the Ian Dunt thing saying, "Well it's bad that when boys search for 'why don't I have a GF?' fasc stuff comes up, but it's complex...."
Pals, Justin is *doing this work on the left and you can help fund it.*
August 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Get one of these three little beauties www.roseschmits.com
August 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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New blog!

Political parties won 12.9% of English town and parish council seats in 2024/2025. But party involvement at this level is controversial. We take a look at what the data can tell us about partisanship in England's first tier of local government.

democracyclub.org.uk/blog/2025/07...
Parish councils and political parties: some initial findings
A dive into the politics of England's first tier of local government.
democracyclub.org.uk
July 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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I did some research and reporting to try to understand why Elon turning Grok "anti-woke" also made it into MechaHitler, some interesting stuff in the guts of LLMs. feat @theophite.bsky.social prospect.org/power/2025-0...
How Did Elon Musk Turn Grok Into MechaHitler?
The malfunctioning xAI chatbot provides some insights into how large language models work.
prospect.org
July 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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In 2020 @moreincommonuk.bsky.social launched the British 7 Segments. After a pandemic, major global conflicts, political upheaval, cost of living crisis, changes in work/social/information habits it’s time to update them for 2025. Here’s an intro to our new tribes of Britain (Quiz link next)
July 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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REMINDER: HS2, delivered in full, was the most effective single investment to reduce the UK's emissions.

The last government cancelled it, this government doubled down. Until they reverse the cancellation, Labour cannot be taken seriously on the climate.
July 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Miss Rachel continues to have more of a moral backbone than 99% of public figures
July 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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You are cordially invited to our Anti-Prime Sale, where every purchase will financially support bookstores, NOT billionaires 🥳
July 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Honestly? Best project you can support if you actually want to help people, especially queer youth.
I need your support to keep BISH going. I need 2000 (two thousand) people to join the Patreon at £1 a month. That would pay me to work on BISH for two days a week. I need a pay rise, can you help?

www.bishuk.com/support/
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Thousands of young people visit here everyday to get answers about sex and relationships. Be a part of BISH and help keep this vital resource free and available for everyone. Over the years I’ve had a...
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June 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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No. You didn't have him blocked already. One day everyone will realise how the block function on Bluesky works.
June 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM