Stuart Orford
@sjorford.bsky.social
he/him geek/nerd lover of nature and spreadsheets
Last time I was in TK Maxx I organised all the George Orwell novels onto one shelf
October 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Last time I was in TK Maxx I organised all the George Orwell novels onto one shelf
could have guessed it
!["The street in Bromley [emphasis added] was decorated like this for a 2023 Nike campaign called What the Football. It is the backdrop for a brief scene in the 2 minute 30 seconds commercial in which Lioness Chloe Kelly holds the England flag and kicks a ball towards the camera. The campaign was released in July 2023, before the Lionesses lost to Spain in the final of the FIFA Women’s World Cup."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fugngzx2q5ipkhi5lrryv7l4/bafkreidiuxq6ekgf7v4lnaun7gq4awwmpcvgyj32jehk5mwrvqtsncs554@jpeg)
August 29, 2025 at 9:17 AM
could have guessed it
I believe it's Shmuel Dachner
August 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I believe it's Shmuel Dachner
Cricinfo have resorted to sarcasm
July 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Cricinfo have resorted to sarcasm
![photoshopped tweet: Name a [film] you’re supposed to like (for culture/cool points) but cannot fucking stand. If you don’t reply we’ll write-in [Heat] for you.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fugngzx2q5ipkhi5lrryv7l4/bafkreida5notduu7rtv7okx5g5ybdkc5pbrcenxvudfp4novus4jcawwxi@jpeg)
brb, going to the library
February 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
brb, going to the library
I have somehow bought two copies, so now I have an extra Xmas gift for someone 🎁
November 1, 2024 at 4:37 PM
I have somehow bought two copies, so now I have an extra Xmas gift for someone 🎁
want...to...like...but...
October 26, 2024 at 6:39 PM
want...to...like...but...
if you pronounce "Internet" in a northern accent it kinda works
October 17, 2024 at 6:14 PM
if you pronounce "Internet" in a northern accent it kinda works
it's hard to square 900 years of "traditional culture" with the suggestion that the king should change the succession rules on all peerages with a stroke of the pen
September 23, 2024 at 10:41 AM
it's hard to square 900 years of "traditional culture" with the suggestion that the king should change the succession rules on all peerages with a stroke of the pen
hopefully not courageous
September 18, 2024 at 3:37 PM
hopefully not courageous
I'm trying to complete the Steam achievements, currently working on this one
August 30, 2024 at 8:19 PM
I'm trying to complete the Steam achievements, currently working on this one
![a quote from the article: "Best thing to do is to not interact with crypto [the rest of the words are crossed out]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fugngzx2q5ipkhi5lrryv7l4/bafkreid2ky56l7opdkq3m2gqxhmmzms2srqvhp43rb6cfqzun6wisi5ogy@jpeg)
![A conversation with ChatGPT:
You:
Create a bi-monthly curated box of snacks
ChatGPT:
Title: The Snack Discovery Box
Description:
Welcome to The Snack Discovery Box, where every two months we bring you a handpicked selection of unique and delicious snacks from around the world. Our team scours the globe to find the most intriguing and mouthwatering treats to... [trails off]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fugngzx2q5ipkhi5lrryv7l4/bafkreihqhule2oe7oglnjqj63r4tmguieetz33s5pn7l5msooy5twrvmn4@jpeg)
when Henry Starfish is on his bullshit again
February 29, 2024 at 11:48 AM
when Henry Starfish is on his bullshit again