Stuart Orford
@sjorford.bsky.social
he/him geek/nerd lover of nature and spreadsheets
some heroes wear capes
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
some heroes wear capes
beer, trains and "technically", what more could you ask for
November 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
beer, trains and "technically", what more could you ask for
surely having to watch a second baseball game is sufficient penalty
October 28, 2025 at 7:10 AM
surely having to watch a second baseball game is sufficient penalty
no luck with them swans then?
October 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
no luck with them swans then?
he didn't steal any bases, Jon. next time he hits a home run he should stop at 3rd just so he can add an SB to the tally
October 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
he didn't steal any bases, Jon. next time he hits a home run he should stop at 3rd just so he can add an SB to the tally
Last time I was in TK Maxx I organised all the George Orwell novels onto one shelf
October 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Last time I was in TK Maxx I organised all the George Orwell novels onto one shelf
Reposted by Stuart Orford
to put it in terms they will understand: if you want to run a pancake store, but then millions of people who only want waffles turn up, fuck you, you run a waffle store now
October 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
to put it in terms they will understand: if you want to run a pancake store, but then millions of people who only want waffles turn up, fuck you, you run a waffle store now
I saw No Country For Old Men in the cinema and at the end someone behind me yelled out "You've got to be kidding me!"
September 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I saw No Country For Old Men in the cinema and at the end someone behind me yelled out "You've got to be kidding me!"
you're in the good place
September 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
you're in the good place
there's only one Booths left in Cheshire (Knutsford), the rest is Waitrose country
September 18, 2025 at 8:04 AM
there's only one Booths left in Cheshire (Knutsford), the rest is Waitrose country
could have guessed it
!["The street in Bromley [emphasis added] was decorated like this for a 2023 Nike campaign called What the Football. It is the backdrop for a brief scene in the 2 minute 30 seconds commercial in which Lioness Chloe Kelly holds the England flag and kicks a ball towards the camera. The campaign was released in July 2023, before the Lionesses lost to Spain in the final of the FIFA Women’s World Cup."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fugngzx2q5ipkhi5lrryv7l4/bafkreidiuxq6ekgf7v4lnaun7gq4awwmpcvgyj32jehk5mwrvqtsncs554@jpeg)
August 29, 2025 at 9:17 AM
could have guessed it