Matt W
@serioussideeffects.bsky.social
I love my cats. No gods, no masters.
Blood Incantation @ Bohemian National Cemetery
July 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Blood Incantation @ Bohemian National Cemetery
Baroness @ Sleeping Village 5/23/25
May 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Baroness @ Sleeping Village 5/23/25
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
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Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people
May 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people
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April 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
April 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
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this @cushbomb.bsky.social banger keeps climbing the ranks of Greatest Post of All Time
April 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
this @cushbomb.bsky.social banger keeps climbing the ranks of Greatest Post of All Time
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if i wanted to fight someone i would simply invite them outside, where the laws of applebee’s hold no dominion over me
April 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
if i wanted to fight someone i would simply invite them outside, where the laws of applebee’s hold no dominion over me
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Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous...
theonion.com
March 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
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People are making an "L" shape with their fingers to their foreheads at me when I drive around in my cybertruck, indicating they Love the car
March 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
People are making an "L" shape with their fingers to their foreheads at me when I drive around in my cybertruck, indicating they Love the car
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You wouldn't know from reading this New York Times story about Trump punishing the University of Pennsylvania for trans athletes that there are no trans athletes on women's teams at the University of Pennsylvania because the New York Times didn't find that detail worth including
March 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You wouldn't know from reading this New York Times story about Trump punishing the University of Pennsylvania for trans athletes that there are no trans athletes on women's teams at the University of Pennsylvania because the New York Times didn't find that detail worth including
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"closing time" by @eve6.bsky.social was a popular song in the 1900s about the nightly shutdown of the internet on school nights. not many people know this
March 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"closing time" by @eve6.bsky.social was a popular song in the 1900s about the nightly shutdown of the internet on school nights. not many people know this
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It’s wild that he would say he’s never physically hurt anyone when he literally killed little kids by taking away their HIV meds. Literally. Not hyperbole, not metaphorically, not indirectly. He specifically said “stop paying for this and fire all the people who are doing it” and now kids are dead.
Longer term Musk watchers will recall he had a psychic breakdown after getting booed at a Chappelle show in late '22.
Reports last week said the car stunt outside the White House was in response to Musk crying in Oval.
He's cracking.
Let's bury the mf.
Reports last week said the car stunt outside the White House was in response to Musk crying in Oval.
He's cracking.
Let's bury the mf.
March 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It’s wild that he would say he’s never physically hurt anyone when he literally killed little kids by taking away their HIV meds. Literally. Not hyperbole, not metaphorically, not indirectly. He specifically said “stop paying for this and fire all the people who are doing it” and now kids are dead.
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Watching Jurassic Park, where a computer nerd with a debt problem and delusions of grandeur tears down all the safety systems, with no understanding of the consequences, so he can better facilitate his planned espionage and theft.
March 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Watching Jurassic Park, where a computer nerd with a debt problem and delusions of grandeur tears down all the safety systems, with no understanding of the consequences, so he can better facilitate his planned espionage and theft.
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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Pale Trump Boys Ask When They Can Stop Giving Uncle Elon Blood
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March 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Pale Trump Boys Ask When They Can Stop Giving Uncle Elon Blood
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When you fire all the copy editors
A 32-year-old man who weighed only 68 pounds was found being held captive in a tiny room by emergency workers in Connecticut. Almost one month later, the police arrested the man’s stepmother on charges including assault, kidnapping and unlawful imprisonment.
Woman Imprisoned and Starved Stepson for 20 Years, Police Say
Emergency workers responding to a fire in Waterbury, Conn., found the man, 32, who weighed only 68 pounds and had been held captive in a tiny room.
www.nytimes.com
March 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
When you fire all the copy editors
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Trump's own former chief of staff warned the country about this exact thing, at great risk to himself, and the New York Times imes ran it on A14 and buried it
The entire first Trump presidency was like a giant Y2K problem, where concerted and consistent behind the scenes efforts prevented the worst of the catastrophe, so people figured it couldn’t have been that bad. Now people are shocked to see what happens without those safeguards
Hope y'all have stockpiled your grand cru and brandy
March 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Trump's own former chief of staff warned the country about this exact thing, at great risk to himself, and the New York Times imes ran it on A14 and buried it
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"Have you heard of this planet? Arakkis? DUNE? It's a place that the EMPEROR OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE is clearly profiting from because of his relationship with CHOAM and I for one am tired of this! Shame on House Harkonnen, shame on Shaddam IV, shame on the entire Landsraad!"
March 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"Have you heard of this planet? Arakkis? DUNE? It's a place that the EMPEROR OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE is clearly profiting from because of his relationship with CHOAM and I for one am tired of this! Shame on House Harkonnen, shame on Shaddam IV, shame on the entire Landsraad!"
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The modern Republican party can accurately be described as a group of child molesters who are stealing from us
March 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The modern Republican party can accurately be described as a group of child molesters who are stealing from us
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
March 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
lol
MUSK: A sophisticated cyberattack from Ukraine took out Twitter's servers
REALITY: Twitter's servers were not secured properly and were publicly visible
Great explainer here from @lhn.bsky.social
www.wired.com/story/x-ddos...
REALITY: Twitter's servers were not secured properly and were publicly visible
Great explainer here from @lhn.bsky.social
www.wired.com/story/x-ddos...
What Really Happened With the DDoS Attacks That Took Down X
Elon Musk said a “massive cyberattack” disrupted X on Monday and pointed to “IP addresses originating in the Ukraine area” as the source of the attack. Security experts say that's not how it works.
www.wired.com
March 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
lol
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Just write "tightens his grip" goddamn
the sound of all my English professors crying out at once
March 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Just write "tightens his grip" goddamn