Gravy Yacht
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Oh, hi! Didn’t see you there. formerly of the other place. once: seen at Amazin’ Avenue, Deadspin, AV Club, Class Action Park. now: will talk about the Ed Grimley cartoon for likes
swimming at Y and my cap split in half. asked the lifeguard if it was ok to continue and he said “yeah you’re good…guys like you swim without em all the time here, it’s fine” ellipses representing the pause he needed to come up with a kind euphemism for Bald Dudes
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
swimming at Y and my cap split in half. asked the lifeguard if it was ok to continue and he said “yeah you’re good…guys like you swim without em all the time here, it’s fine” ellipses representing the pause he needed to come up with a kind euphemism for Bald Dudes
they can’t even list the titles in print, they’re *that* filthy
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
they can’t even list the titles in print, they’re *that* filthy
much as I’d like dorks like this to leave town it doesn’t seem fair to make them PA’s problem. the best solution would be some sort of barge or dirigible
“Are you worried about your future in New York?” Sen. Dave McCormick said in the video as an optimistic-sounding backing track reached a crescendo. ”Because I have just the place for you: Pennsylvania.”
Dave McCormick wants New Yorkers unhappy with Zohran Mamdani’s win to come to Pennsylvania
Sen. Dave McCormick tries to entice New Yorkers unhappy with the upcoming Mamdani administration with Pennsylvania's winning football teams, universities, and advancements in AI.
www.inquirer.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
much as I’d like dorks like this to leave town it doesn’t seem fair to make them PA’s problem. the best solution would be some sort of barge or dirigible
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a conservative from Louisiana whose dad was a kkk cyclops possibly the funniest kind of conservative to do this "how did this happen" bit
Rod Dreher putting on a hot dog costume as he sits down to type this out..
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
a conservative from Louisiana whose dad was a kkk cyclops possibly the funniest kind of conservative to do this "how did this happen" bit
soap bar beatings for all!
Happy 250th Birthday to all Marines, past, present, and future!
a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a group of soldiers and saying happy birthday to you .
Alt: Happy Birthday!
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
soap bar beatings for all!
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💔 Rest in peace Homayoun Ershadi (1947-2025), the great Iranian actor known for his debut performance in Abbas Kiarostami’s TASTE OF CHERRY, as well as his work with directors Dariush Mehrjui, Kathryn Bigelow, Marc Forster, Alejandro Amenábar, and more.
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
💔 Rest in peace Homayoun Ershadi (1947-2025), the great Iranian actor known for his debut performance in Abbas Kiarostami’s TASTE OF CHERRY, as well as his work with directors Dariush Mehrjui, Kathryn Bigelow, Marc Forster, Alejandro Amenábar, and more.
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It brings me no joy to announce that Remy "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla
May 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It brings me no joy to announce that Remy "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla
just remembered this all timer by Lung Leg from a split 7” with The Make-Up. afaik never got issued in any other format. the digital transfer is not super-great but i think its qualities shine through anyway youtu.be/_VjPZMjXkVI?...
Lung Leg - Krayola
YouTube video by Valerie Martino
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
just remembered this all timer by Lung Leg from a split 7” with The Make-Up. afaik never got issued in any other format. the digital transfer is not super-great but i think its qualities shine through anyway youtu.be/_VjPZMjXkVI?...
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man, you make one little mistake…
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are expected to fire Nico Harrison, sources tell The Athletic.
The former Nike executive drove the decision to trade Luka Dončić to the Los Angeles Lakers eight months after Dončić led Dallas to an NBA Finals appearance.
The former Nike executive drove the decision to trade Luka Dončić to the Los Angeles Lakers eight months after Dončić led Dallas to an NBA Finals appearance.
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
man, you make one little mistake…
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"The last time we saw Daffy, he had consumed gasoline, nitroglycerin, gunpowder, uranium-238, and a lit match, causing himself to explode."
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
"The last time we saw Daffy, he had consumed gasoline, nitroglycerin, gunpowder, uranium-238, and a lit match, causing himself to explode."
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"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
Rep. Pat Harrigan: "I have asked Josh Stein, our governor, to consider working with President Trump to allow the National Guard to come into Charlotte ... use the National Guard as a force multiplier and they can a lot of load off the Charlotte PD."
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
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we need some pitchfork mobs for these losers
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
we need some pitchfork mobs for these losers
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Yes, exactly, you and five neighbors can team up and negotiate a deal directly with a hospital. Sure, bruh.
I was at an event yesterday where Rand Paul spoke via video and talked about how great it was to send ACA money "directly to the people" so that they could work collectively to get better deals on health care.
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Yes, exactly, you and five neighbors can team up and negotiate a deal directly with a hospital. Sure, bruh.
this kid now has the proportionate strength and abilities of Gordon Lightfoot
In case you wondered, there's probably exactly one person who has licked the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
this kid now has the proportionate strength and abilities of Gordon Lightfoot
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ELON (typing): whats best movies i like
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
ELON (typing): whats best movies i like
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge
okay okay I’m sorry I made 8 senators jump ship I didn’t know preventing that was supposed to be my job and not yours and Chuck Schumer’s
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
okay okay I’m sorry I made 8 senators jump ship I didn’t know preventing that was supposed to be my job and not yours and Chuck Schumer’s
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no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
that Axios “actually Schumer wanted to keep the shutdown going” story has a real Wilpon era Mets hot stove ass covering “leak” feel to it. kinda rhymes with “yeah we were in on ARod/Vlad Guerrero/David Wells but he just wanted too much”
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
that Axios “actually Schumer wanted to keep the shutdown going” story has a real Wilpon era Mets hot stove ass covering “leak” feel to it. kinda rhymes with “yeah we were in on ARod/Vlad Guerrero/David Wells but he just wanted too much”
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I hate our gerontocracy so much. Schumer has got to go. This out of touch old man refuses to get a smartphone, even as people keep trying to hand him one.
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I hate our gerontocracy so much. Schumer has got to go. This out of touch old man refuses to get a smartphone, even as people keep trying to hand him one.