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@skarchomp.bsky.social
she/he lesbian cartoonist from 66 million bc
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my next paycheck is gonna be pretty light from having to miss a few days of work, and combined with the whole Everything going on in the world, it's got me more than slightly money anxious. any little bit helps.
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LOT of expenses hitting me all at once at the end of the month, I'm gonna be able to open up commissions again soon but in the meantime passing this around
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
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February 8, 2026 at 9:28 AM
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what if slime but EVIL
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 AM
what if slime but EVIL
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1997 AUSTIN POWERS (LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE IF BROSNAN BOND WAS A RAVER): How's all that end of history going, then? Still da bomb?
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
February 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE IF BROSNAN BOND WAS A RAVER): How's all that end of history going, then? Still da bomb?
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
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Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
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Bitches, leave.
February 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Bitches, leave.
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Here's my variant cover for Superman/Spider-Man #1 without the text, featuring the vehicle that climbs walls and the other one that punches. Because I knew what to do with my one chance to draw Spider-Man.
February 11, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Here's my variant cover for Superman/Spider-Man #1 without the text, featuring the vehicle that climbs walls and the other one that punches. Because I knew what to do with my one chance to draw Spider-Man.
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SLUGGO'S WEDNESDAY
February 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
SLUGGO'S WEDNESDAY
(girl who loves clarification) i'd just like to clarify...
February 11, 2026 at 9:46 PM
(girl who loves clarification) i'd just like to clarify...
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AI has killed the honest art of Nintendo Hire This Man
February 11, 2026 at 3:59 PM
AI has killed the honest art of Nintendo Hire This Man
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you may be indifferent to the song Uptown Funk, but you can still find enjoyment with it. how? by watching how dedicated Mark Ronson is to looking like he is never having any fun at all for any reason, on a song he himself worked on
February 11, 2026 at 5:18 AM
you may be indifferent to the song Uptown Funk, but you can still find enjoyment with it. how? by watching how dedicated Mark Ronson is to looking like he is never having any fun at all for any reason, on a song he himself worked on
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Sisyphus is: heavy rock-pushing; mythic-grade metaphor; torment unending, solo-focused boulder-rolling; zero growth, zero choice + epic Olympian Punishment!
February 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Sisyphus is: heavy rock-pushing; mythic-grade metaphor; torment unending, solo-focused boulder-rolling; zero growth, zero choice + epic Olympian Punishment!
i think assigning sexual prowess or god forbid morality to dick size is annoying at best eugenicist rhetoric at worst. that said i DO pop off when a female character wields a huge phallic weapon to imply she's a badass who fucks. i'm nuanced.
February 10, 2026 at 8:03 PM
i think assigning sexual prowess or god forbid morality to dick size is annoying at best eugenicist rhetoric at worst. that said i DO pop off when a female character wields a huge phallic weapon to imply she's a badass who fucks. i'm nuanced.
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big fan of nintendo power dr. wily and his fred flintstone mouth
February 10, 2026 at 4:45 PM
big fan of nintendo power dr. wily and his fred flintstone mouth
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once again insist that you apply the Brianna Wu Moon Rocks Standard to all bad takes
is it, at a minimum, as funny as the Brianna Wu Moon Rocks Tweet
if not, keep it to yourself!
is it, at a minimum, as funny as the Brianna Wu Moon Rocks Tweet
if not, keep it to yourself!
February 10, 2026 at 2:48 PM
once again insist that you apply the Brianna Wu Moon Rocks Standard to all bad takes
is it, at a minimum, as funny as the Brianna Wu Moon Rocks Tweet
if not, keep it to yourself!
is it, at a minimum, as funny as the Brianna Wu Moon Rocks Tweet
if not, keep it to yourself!
wrt a RE5 remake our only hope is that this time around more people fall on the "yeah this is racist" side and less on the "you can't be racist against ZOMBIES, idiot" side
February 10, 2026 at 2:41 PM
wrt a RE5 remake our only hope is that this time around more people fall on the "yeah this is racist" side and less on the "you can't be racist against ZOMBIES, idiot" side
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Letterboxd if they allowed real cinema on the database.
August 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Letterboxd if they allowed real cinema on the database.
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