skarchomp
@skarchomp.bsky.social
she/he lesbian cartoonist from 66 million bc
Pinned
skarchomp
@skarchomp.bsky.social
· Sep 30
my next paycheck is gonna be pretty light from having to miss a few days of work, and combined with the whole Everything going on in the world, it's got me more than slightly money anxious. any little bit helps.
cashapp: cash.app/$AbbySiltala
venmo: @ Abby-Siltala
paypal: paypal.me/skarchomp
cashapp: cash.app/$AbbySiltala
venmo: @ Abby-Siltala
paypal: paypal.me/skarchomp
LOT of expenses hitting me all at once at the end of the month, I'm gonna be able to open up commissions again soon but in the meantime passing this around
Reposted by skarchomp
Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.
Reposted by skarchomp
Reposted by skarchomp
My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
Reposted by skarchomp
those kids really did have a lot of nerve to give jimmy shit for having a big head when i dont think any of them had a skull that was less than 40% of their total body mass. physician heal thyself.
October 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
those kids really did have a lot of nerve to give jimmy shit for having a big head when i dont think any of them had a skull that was less than 40% of their total body mass. physician heal thyself.
Reposted by skarchomp
freak nasty perverts i respect (gambit) vs freak nasty perverts i don't respect (the jackal)
August 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
freak nasty perverts i respect (gambit) vs freak nasty perverts i don't respect (the jackal)
Reposted by skarchomp
It brings me no joy to announce that Remy "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla
May 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It brings me no joy to announce that Remy "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla
Reposted by skarchomp
The Krakoan Age as told by @al-ewing.bsky.social!
The X-MEN BY AL EWING OMNIBUS in now available, collecting SWORD, X-Men Red, Storm & Brotherhood of Mutants, Resurrection of Magneto & MORE
@valerioschiti.bsky.social @lucianovecchio.bsky.social @jacopocamagni.bsky.social @yildiraycinar.bsky.social
The X-MEN BY AL EWING OMNIBUS in now available, collecting SWORD, X-Men Red, Storm & Brotherhood of Mutants, Resurrection of Magneto & MORE
@valerioschiti.bsky.social @lucianovecchio.bsky.social @jacopocamagni.bsky.social @yildiraycinar.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The Krakoan Age as told by @al-ewing.bsky.social!
The X-MEN BY AL EWING OMNIBUS in now available, collecting SWORD, X-Men Red, Storm & Brotherhood of Mutants, Resurrection of Magneto & MORE
@valerioschiti.bsky.social @lucianovecchio.bsky.social @jacopocamagni.bsky.social @yildiraycinar.bsky.social
The X-MEN BY AL EWING OMNIBUS in now available, collecting SWORD, X-Men Red, Storm & Brotherhood of Mutants, Resurrection of Magneto & MORE
@valerioschiti.bsky.social @lucianovecchio.bsky.social @jacopocamagni.bsky.social @yildiraycinar.bsky.social
Reposted by skarchomp
blink-180 (they're younger): homework sucks, i know
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
blink-180 (they're younger): homework sucks, i know
Reposted by skarchomp
the important thing about james bond is that they need to make the version of oddjob in the james bond jr cartoon where they put him in a neon windbreaker and a gold chain with OJ written on it canon
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
the important thing about james bond is that they need to make the version of oddjob in the james bond jr cartoon where they put him in a neon windbreaker and a gold chain with OJ written on it canon
mf tried to go home again 🫵 lmfaooooooo
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
mf tried to go home again 🫵 lmfaooooooo
Reposted by skarchomp
TREBEK: something my date asked even after i leaned over to helpfully point out who this title character is
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
TREBEK: something my date asked even after i leaned over to helpfully point out who this title character is
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
Reposted by skarchomp
i nee to watch more wes anderson movies so i can start having strong opinions about what actors he should work with
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i nee to watch more wes anderson movies so i can start having strong opinions about what actors he should work with
Reposted by skarchomp
Give me something to look forward to at the end of my shift
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Give me something to look forward to at the end of my shift
Reposted by skarchomp
I hate it when the quiet person at the end of a table full of arguing comrades shouts "ENOUGH!" But I love it when he quietly yet forcefully gives us clarity of purpose with a few strong sentences
June 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I hate it when the quiet person at the end of a table full of arguing comrades shouts "ENOUGH!" But I love it when he quietly yet forcefully gives us clarity of purpose with a few strong sentences
Give me something to look forward to at the end of my shift
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Give me something to look forward to at the end of my shift
doctor saying my balding ass should probably be on a lower dosage of estradiol is. something to hear.
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
doctor saying my balding ass should probably be on a lower dosage of estradiol is. something to hear.
Wasn't very good but I can't call it the worst Spielberg while The Lost World exists
watching the terminal and its biggest problem is that it expects me to buy tom hanks as anything other than the most american guy in history
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Wasn't very good but I can't call it the worst Spielberg while The Lost World exists
Reposted by skarchomp
So, next week is my birthday. It's been a rough one recently ngl so if you want to help with stuff or just get me a birthday gift, consider this friendly link www.paypal.com/paypalme/ava...
Pay Ava Ayers using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/Avagardra and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
www.paypal.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
So, next week is my birthday. It's been a rough one recently ngl so if you want to help with stuff or just get me a birthday gift, consider this friendly link www.paypal.com/paypalme/ava...
Reposted by skarchomp
recession indicator: Nintendo is actually allowing discounts on 7 year old Mario games
Nintendo Holiday Offers - Black Friday/Cyber Monday announced www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...
-Select Switch titles at $39.99/$29.99
-$10 off select Switch 2 launch amiibo (Zelda/SF6)
-$20 off MSRP Samsung MicroSD Express Cards
-Select Switch titles at $39.99/$29.99
-$10 off select Switch 2 launch amiibo (Zelda/SF6)
-$20 off MSRP Samsung MicroSD Express Cards
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
recession indicator: Nintendo is actually allowing discounts on 7 year old Mario games
pisses me off when vampires can turn into wolves. that's been claimed. werewolves have one thing they can do and you wanna take that? and do it better? it's like people who say superman should be faster than flash. rich kid energy.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
pisses me off when vampires can turn into wolves. that's been claimed. werewolves have one thing they can do and you wanna take that? and do it better? it's like people who say superman should be faster than flash. rich kid energy.
well clearly they don't, they drink blood with their friends
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
well clearly they don't, they drink blood with their friends