skarchomp
@skarchomp.bsky.social
she/he lesbian cartoonist from 66 million bc
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skarchomp
@skarchomp.bsky.social
· Sep 30
my next paycheck is gonna be pretty light from having to miss a few days of work, and combined with the whole Everything going on in the world, it's got me more than slightly money anxious. any little bit helps.
cashapp: cash.app/$AbbySiltala
venmo: @ Abby-Siltala
paypal: paypal.me/skarchomp
cashapp: cash.app/$AbbySiltala
venmo: @ Abby-Siltala
paypal: paypal.me/skarchomp
LOT of expenses hitting me all at once at the end of the month, I'm gonna be able to open up commissions again soon but in the meantime passing this around
after 22 years of hearing everyone say they were bad and just kinda taking them at their word, maybe it's time i finally sit down and actually watch the matrix sequels. agent smith is funny as fuck.
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
after 22 years of hearing everyone say they were bad and just kinda taking them at their word, maybe it's time i finally sit down and actually watch the matrix sequels. agent smith is funny as fuck.
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2/3 slots remain!
i like to draw spider-man, and if you're a spidey fan, you probably have your own spidersona you'd like good art of. so lucky for you, i'm opening up commissions for that exact thing! for $100, you can have your own full-body action pic of your webhead! 3 slots open, dm me for information.
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
2/3 slots remain!
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if you ever want to eat a meal of oats, it's hard to go wrong with "oat meal"
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
if you ever want to eat a meal of oats, it's hard to go wrong with "oat meal"
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Absolutely amazing YouTube thumbnail I just saw
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Absolutely amazing YouTube thumbnail I just saw
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
🫵 is the funniest emoji. like yes you.
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
🫵 is the funniest emoji. like yes you.
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
i'm an unaware clodsire. you can hit me with a water move and it'll hurt. might even ko me from full health! you trust me, right?
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
i'm an unaware clodsire. you can hit me with a water move and it'll hurt. might even ko me from full health! you trust me, right?
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I too would be shouting this if I got vertically bisected
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I too would be shouting this if I got vertically bisected
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Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.
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My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
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those kids really did have a lot of nerve to give jimmy shit for having a big head when i dont think any of them had a skull that was less than 40% of their total body mass. physician heal thyself.
October 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
those kids really did have a lot of nerve to give jimmy shit for having a big head when i dont think any of them had a skull that was less than 40% of their total body mass. physician heal thyself.
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freak nasty perverts i respect (gambit) vs freak nasty perverts i don't respect (the jackal)
August 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
freak nasty perverts i respect (gambit) vs freak nasty perverts i don't respect (the jackal)
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It brings me no joy to announce that Remy "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla
May 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It brings me no joy to announce that Remy "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla
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The Krakoan Age as told by @al-ewing.bsky.social!
The X-MEN BY AL EWING OMNIBUS in now available, collecting SWORD, X-Men Red, Storm & Brotherhood of Mutants, Resurrection of Magneto & MORE
@valerioschiti.bsky.social @lucianovecchio.bsky.social @jacopocamagni.bsky.social @yildiraycinar.bsky.social
The X-MEN BY AL EWING OMNIBUS in now available, collecting SWORD, X-Men Red, Storm & Brotherhood of Mutants, Resurrection of Magneto & MORE
@valerioschiti.bsky.social @lucianovecchio.bsky.social @jacopocamagni.bsky.social @yildiraycinar.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The Krakoan Age as told by @al-ewing.bsky.social!
The X-MEN BY AL EWING OMNIBUS in now available, collecting SWORD, X-Men Red, Storm & Brotherhood of Mutants, Resurrection of Magneto & MORE
@valerioschiti.bsky.social @lucianovecchio.bsky.social @jacopocamagni.bsky.social @yildiraycinar.bsky.social
The X-MEN BY AL EWING OMNIBUS in now available, collecting SWORD, X-Men Red, Storm & Brotherhood of Mutants, Resurrection of Magneto & MORE
@valerioschiti.bsky.social @lucianovecchio.bsky.social @jacopocamagni.bsky.social @yildiraycinar.bsky.social
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blink-180 (they're younger): homework sucks, i know
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
blink-180 (they're younger): homework sucks, i know
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the important thing about james bond is that they need to make the version of oddjob in the james bond jr cartoon where they put him in a neon windbreaker and a gold chain with OJ written on it canon
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
the important thing about james bond is that they need to make the version of oddjob in the james bond jr cartoon where they put him in a neon windbreaker and a gold chain with OJ written on it canon
mf tried to go home again 🫵 lmfaooooooo
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
mf tried to go home again 🫵 lmfaooooooo
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TREBEK: something my date asked even after i leaned over to helpfully point out who this title character is
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
TREBEK: something my date asked even after i leaned over to helpfully point out who this title character is
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
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i nee to watch more wes anderson movies so i can start having strong opinions about what actors he should work with
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i nee to watch more wes anderson movies so i can start having strong opinions about what actors he should work with