Ryan North
@ryannorth.ca
You know, the @qwantz.com guy! The How To [Invent Everything | Take Over The World] guy? The Fantastic Four / Flash / Squirrel Girl / Star Trek comics guy? The non-linear Shakespeare guy? The "stuck in a hole with his dog" guy?
Look... I'm a lot of guys
Look... I'm a lot of guys
well there should be pizza
February 9, 2026 at 11:39 AM
well there should be pizza
no no, they gave it to me like that
February 9, 2026 at 11:03 AM
no no, they gave it to me like that
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keep a large framed painting of one (1) friend in my house. but if you add more than one then it becomes this Whole Thing
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February 9, 2026 at 11:02 AM
keep a large framed painting of one (1) friend in my house. but if you add more than one then it becomes this Whole Thing
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
I will say that getting a free slice of pizza because somebody died is a complicated feeling
February 9, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I will say that getting a free slice of pizza because somebody died is a complicated feeling
the train I was on got stuck on the tracks for 4 hours because of a fatality involving the train ahead of us. when we finally reached the next station they gave everyone on board a slice of cheese pizza. I got this free slice of pizza because someone died today. hope all is well and see you tomorrow
February 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
the train I was on got stuck on the tracks for 4 hours because of a fatality involving the train ahead of us. when we finally reached the next station they gave everyone on board a slice of cheese pizza. I got this free slice of pizza because someone died today. hope all is well and see you tomorrow
OH! oh good, that's good to know too
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
OH! oh good, that's good to know too
Oh wait it's warning everyone not to lick the EU. good advice!
February 8, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Oh wait it's warning everyone not to lick the EU. good advice!
ME: no matter how bad life gets, I know that someone out there likes me!
RANDOM CAR IN TORONTO:
RANDOM CAR IN TORONTO:
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
ME: no matter how bad life gets, I know that someone out there likes me!
RANDOM CAR IN TORONTO:
RANDOM CAR IN TORONTO:
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billions and billions of dudes. possibly too many?? clearly more investigation into the dudes is needed
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February 6, 2026 at 1:39 PM
billions and billions of dudes. possibly too many?? clearly more investigation into the dudes is needed
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yeah, it's evergreen, meaning it takes place in the not too distant past :)
February 5, 2026 at 9:53 PM
yeah, it's evergreen, meaning it takes place in the not too distant past :)
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🚨 #MarvelComics announces Doomquest 🚨
@ryannorth.ca & Mobili send #DoctorDoom on a time-spanning mission to rewrite history and outmaneuver Reed Richards. 👑⏳
Featuring covers by @alexrossart.bsky.social, @nicklein.bsky.social, @lucianovecchio.bsky.social, @ryanstegman.bsky.social, & more!
Details:
@ryannorth.ca & Mobili send #DoctorDoom on a time-spanning mission to rewrite history and outmaneuver Reed Richards. 👑⏳
Featuring covers by @alexrossart.bsky.social, @nicklein.bsky.social, @lucianovecchio.bsky.social, @ryanstegman.bsky.social, & more!
Details:
New 10-part ‘Doomquest’ announced with Dr. Doom reshaping history
DOOMQUEST, a 10-part quintessential Doctor Doom comic book epic by Ryan North and Francesco Mobili, launches in May.
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February 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
🚨 #MarvelComics announces Doomquest 🚨
@ryannorth.ca & Mobili send #DoctorDoom on a time-spanning mission to rewrite history and outmaneuver Reed Richards. 👑⏳
Featuring covers by @alexrossart.bsky.social, @nicklein.bsky.social, @lucianovecchio.bsky.social, @ryanstegman.bsky.social, & more!
Details:
@ryannorth.ca & Mobili send #DoctorDoom on a time-spanning mission to rewrite history and outmaneuver Reed Richards. 👑⏳
Featuring covers by @alexrossart.bsky.social, @nicklein.bsky.social, @lucianovecchio.bsky.social, @ryanstegman.bsky.social, & more!
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it's all i watch when i'm NOT writing so it's basically my one topic of conversation lol
February 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
it's all i watch when i'm NOT writing so it's basically my one topic of conversation lol
And next time you see me the same thing will happen!! NO REGRETS
February 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
And next time you see me the same thing will happen!! NO REGRETS
look we were all figuring ourselves out at the time. I don't even LIKE Blastoise
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 PM
look we were all figuring ourselves out at the time. I don't even LIKE Blastoise
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Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday.
It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday.
It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
but Cohen... BlastoiseDude was MY handle
February 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
but Cohen... BlastoiseDude was MY handle
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Hello! I've only mentioned 48 times that I have a new book coming out, so today I thought I'd make it 49. If you go to the launch page you can read the whole first chapter, wherein I guarantee that despite being directed at middle-grade readers, you will laugh a minimum of three (3) times.
SAWYER LEE AND THE QUEST TO JUST STAY HOME is still on preorder! A mystery/adventure story about avoiding mystery/adventure for middle-grade readers and adults who aren't miserable humorless husks.
us.macmillan.com/books/978037...
us.macmillan.com/books/978037...
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Hello! I've only mentioned 48 times that I have a new book coming out, so today I thought I'd make it 49. If you go to the launch page you can read the whole first chapter, wherein I guarantee that despite being directed at middle-grade readers, you will laugh a minimum of three (3) times.
aw those photos are super cute!!
February 5, 2026 at 1:04 PM
aw those photos are super cute!!
it is a PERFECT photo imho
February 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
it is a PERFECT photo imho
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational