h a p p y b i r t h d a y m a r i n e s

I remember multiple instances on the show where a boat was shown and one of the bots would say “Mr Maxwell? Mr Maxwell?”

he’s got some sense of style at least, that second guy just looks like a turd who thinks he can trigger people by looking like an unmade bed

a loop of Reefer Madness plays nonstop in these useless mummies’ dying brains

what, no scenes where a blind Gene Hackman spills soup on his lap?

who’s the “we” in this statement man? cuz it ain’t my job to preserve affordable health care, I was under the impression I had representatives to do that on my behalf. guess not!

“what’s it gonna take for me to get you in this MRI tube today?”