Gravy Yacht
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Oh, hi! Didn’t see you there. formerly of the other place. once: seen at Amazin’ Avenue, Deadspin, AV Club, Class Action Park. now: will talk about the Ed Grimley cartoon for likes
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"The last time we saw Daffy, he had consumed gasoline, nitroglycerin, gunpowder, uranium-238, and a lit match, causing himself to explode."
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
"The last time we saw Daffy, he had consumed gasoline, nitroglycerin, gunpowder, uranium-238, and a lit match, causing himself to explode."
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"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
Rep. Pat Harrigan: "I have asked Josh Stein, our governor, to consider working with President Trump to allow the National Guard to come into Charlotte ... use the National Guard as a force multiplier and they can a lot of load off the Charlotte PD."
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible
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we need some pitchfork mobs for these losers
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
we need some pitchfork mobs for these losers
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Yes, exactly, you and five neighbors can team up and negotiate a deal directly with a hospital. Sure, bruh.
I was at an event yesterday where Rand Paul spoke via video and talked about how great it was to send ACA money "directly to the people" so that they could work collectively to get better deals on health care.
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Yes, exactly, you and five neighbors can team up and negotiate a deal directly with a hospital. Sure, bruh.
this kid now has the proportionate strength and abilities of Gordon Lightfoot
In case you wondered, there's probably exactly one person who has licked the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
this kid now has the proportionate strength and abilities of Gordon Lightfoot
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ELON (typing): whats best movies i like
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
ELON (typing): whats best movies i like
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge
okay okay I’m sorry I made 8 senators jump ship I didn’t know preventing that was supposed to be my job and not yours and Chuck Schumer’s
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
okay okay I’m sorry I made 8 senators jump ship I didn’t know preventing that was supposed to be my job and not yours and Chuck Schumer’s
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no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
that Axios “actually Schumer wanted to keep the shutdown going” story has a real Wilpon era Mets hot stove ass covering “leak” feel to it. kinda rhymes with “yeah we were in on ARod/Vlad Guerrero/David Wells but he just wanted too much”
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
that Axios “actually Schumer wanted to keep the shutdown going” story has a real Wilpon era Mets hot stove ass covering “leak” feel to it. kinda rhymes with “yeah we were in on ARod/Vlad Guerrero/David Wells but he just wanted too much”
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I hate our gerontocracy so much. Schumer has got to go. This out of touch old man refuses to get a smartphone, even as people keep trying to hand him one.
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I hate our gerontocracy so much. Schumer has got to go. This out of touch old man refuses to get a smartphone, even as people keep trying to hand him one.
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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yet another big, depressing W for cynics who pay attention to stuff that happens and remember stuff that happened
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
yet another big, depressing W for cynics who pay attention to stuff that happens and remember stuff that happened
look I know everything looks utterly terrible at the moment but I just learned there was 90s cop show starring George C Scott and Dan Cortese so there still must be some beauty out there
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
look I know everything looks utterly terrible at the moment but I just learned there was 90s cop show starring George C Scott and Dan Cortese so there still must be some beauty out there
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Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
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when you've rallied enough votes in favor of eliminating access to healthcare for millions of americans that you can vote against without messing up the plan
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
when you've rallied enough votes in favor of eliminating access to healthcare for millions of americans that you can vote against without messing up the plan
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What we are seeing is a replay of the surrender on Covid protections because it was going to impact the wealth class in a way that would make it harder to accrue wealth without consequences.
Liberals already made the choice to kill millions to maintain the wealth class status quo.
Liberals already made the choice to kill millions to maintain the wealth class status quo.
Maybe important to note it was the disruption in air travel that Democrats couldn't stand and not, you know, 40+ million people not knowing where their next meal was coming from.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
What we are seeing is a replay of the surrender on Covid protections because it was going to impact the wealth class in a way that would make it harder to accrue wealth without consequences.
Liberals already made the choice to kill millions to maintain the wealth class status quo.
Liberals already made the choice to kill millions to maintain the wealth class status quo.
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every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”
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Funny prank: everyone becomes militantly communist very quickly
October 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Funny prank: everyone becomes militantly communist very quickly
*Carrie Underwood voice*
Sunday night cave in on Capitol Hill
A buncha useless worms are gonna vote for this bill
Sunday night cave in on Capitol Hill
A buncha useless worms are gonna vote for this bill
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
*Carrie Underwood voice*
Sunday night cave in on Capitol Hill
A buncha useless worms are gonna vote for this bill
Sunday night cave in on Capitol Hill
A buncha useless worms are gonna vote for this bill
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Movies are fun but the real Apple Dumpling Gang murdered over 300 people.
March 26, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Movies are fun but the real Apple Dumpling Gang murdered over 300 people.
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democrats winning would cut into their fundraising
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
democrats winning would cut into their fundraising