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Oh, hi! Didn’t see you there. formerly of the other place. once: seen at Amazin’ Avenue, Deadspin, AV Club, Class Action Park. now: will talk about the Ed Grimley cartoon for likes
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In his first post-inauguration appearance, Mayor Mamdani is standing with the Pinnacle Tenants Union in their fight for the future of their buildings.

93 Pinnacle rent-stabilized buildings up for auction in bankruptcy and tenants want a say in the future of their homes
January 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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aloof wife / mayor boyfriend
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
i have been going to Staten Island my entire life but have never seen anything more Staten Island than the giant billboard on the approach to the Outerbridge spelling out SCUNGILLI in 20 ft tall letters
January 1, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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No matter where we go from here I cannot believe we, as DSA, in under 10 years of reconstitution, elected a guy to govern the most important city in the world that says in his inaugural speech: “I was elected as a democratic socialist and I will govern as a democratic socialist.”
January 1, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
just thought about how Andrew Cuomo must be doing today
January 1, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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August 2026
January 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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that's my purse! i don't know you!
There are cathedrals everywhere
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
you guys made up the lemon pigs thing just to gaslight me right
January 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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The thing with this is there’s a heavy investment in making it appear as if being a decent person leads to a miserable existence when the opposite is true in my experience.
It's a bit weird how many people insist "socialism = vow of poverty"
January 1, 2026 at 5:59 PM
he should have to sit in a toilet stall. fuckin loser
U.S. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, who didn't endorse Zohran Mamdani for mayor, is expected to attend his inauguration at City Hall set to start shortly, per a source.

Schumer will be seated on the dais with other top pols.
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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"Place frozen pizza directly on middle rack" place your mouth directly on my middle balls! I'm using a pan!
January 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Marty Supreme
January 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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The corporate media continues to minimize elite complicity in this administration’s cruel policies. This is not a nameless Ninja Turtle. This is Michaelangelo. Name and shame these guys!
Vanilla Ice performing with a dancing Ninja Turtle at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
ever had your kids ask when it’ll be Christmas again on December 26? imagine if they were a 50 something WSJ columnist
As Zohran Mamdani became the mayor of New York City at a small ceremony shortly after midnight Thursday, the clock started ticking on his pledges to make the city more affordable.
Mamdani Takes Office and Must Now Try to Deliver on His Boldest Promises
The clock is ticking on the new mayor’s pledges to make New York City more affordable, including expanded child care and free buses.
on.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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Eric Adams’s NYC is dead and Zohran Mamdani’s NYC is alive!
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
New Years update: my nephews are wearing matching catsuits and singing the Star Wars imperial march in meows
January 1, 2026 at 3:18 AM
shocked there’s not a sign saying IT’S NOT A GAY RAINBOW OKAY
I’m currently at the Washington Monument:
January 1, 2026 at 1:53 AM
some choice ornaments at my cousin’s house
January 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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December 3, 2024 at 3:37 AM
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM