crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
mdni. musician, thought leader, brand ambassador for a little thing called “having a good time”
music + ticket links here:
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my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming.
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
biggest room i’ve ever been booked in folks. there’s a green room and it’s even painted green
February 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
biggest room i’ve ever been booked in folks. there’s a green room and it’s even painted green
playing a goth show tn
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
playing a goth show tn
seeing discord is gonna require face scans less than six months after their age verification had 70,000 people’s government ids get stolen:
February 9, 2026 at 5:20 PM
seeing discord is gonna require face scans less than six months after their age verification had 70,000 people’s government ids get stolen:
they want to fill my maw with wonderful pills
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
they want to fill my maw with wonderful pills
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Rachel pussy had me acting unweisz!!!
August 2, 2023 at 4:35 AM
Rachel pussy had me acting unweisz!!!
opening for a goth rock band from texas tomorrow night at the same venue i saw cold cave at a couple years ago
February 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
opening for a goth rock band from texas tomorrow night at the same venue i saw cold cave at a couple years ago
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wiping tears from my fucking eyes from laughing so hard at this series of edits all within the space of 30 seconds. the editor of this move has 2 emmys and worked with william friedkin
February 8, 2026 at 5:26 AM
wiping tears from my fucking eyes from laughing so hard at this series of edits all within the space of 30 seconds. the editor of this move has 2 emmys and worked with william friedkin
wiping tears from my fucking eyes from laughing so hard at this series of edits all within the space of 30 seconds. the editor of this move has 2 emmys and worked with william friedkin
February 8, 2026 at 5:26 AM
wiping tears from my fucking eyes from laughing so hard at this series of edits all within the space of 30 seconds. the editor of this move has 2 emmys and worked with william friedkin
[walking into a restroom and dropping blanket and pillow down on the floor] nice, time to rest
February 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
[walking into a restroom and dropping blanket and pillow down on the floor] nice, time to rest
peak editing
February 8, 2026 at 3:53 AM
peak editing
secretly planting a banana onto my enemy’s person, then releasing a silverback gorilla into the area and letting nature run its course
February 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
secretly planting a banana onto my enemy’s person, then releasing a silverback gorilla into the area and letting nature run its course
andy warhol would have loved getting dms from me
February 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM
andy warhol would have loved getting dms from me
tech companies long to bathe me in their signals
February 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
tech companies long to bathe me in their signals
i just need a rich and beautiful woman to fall madly in love with me and my life will finally start taking off. just you wait
February 7, 2026 at 10:22 AM
i just need a rich and beautiful woman to fall madly in love with me and my life will finally start taking off. just you wait
it’s so nice being in a renaissance era for movies with fucked up main characters who make exclusively bad choices and never learn a single thing in the end. gotta be one of my favorite genres
February 7, 2026 at 9:01 AM
it’s so nice being in a renaissance era for movies with fucked up main characters who make exclusively bad choices and never learn a single thing in the end. gotta be one of my favorite genres
imagining a guy who thinks al pacino’s first name is alpa
February 7, 2026 at 7:15 AM
imagining a guy who thinks al pacino’s first name is alpa
you can’t do a damn thing to my gargoyles after dark and you know it, pal
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
you can’t do a damn thing to my gargoyles after dark and you know it, pal
this is a perfectly good space underneath your bed you’ve got here. you could let me sleep under here for about 3 weeks to a year and barely even notice it
February 7, 2026 at 6:27 AM
this is a perfectly good space underneath your bed you’ve got here. you could let me sleep under here for about 3 weeks to a year and barely even notice it
balloons experience a wide range of emotions
February 7, 2026 at 4:28 AM
balloons experience a wide range of emotions
in an oscars tie-in, jay kelly is being added to fortnite
February 7, 2026 at 2:39 AM
in an oscars tie-in, jay kelly is being added to fortnite
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it’s bandcamp friday, buy my album or experience 1,000 years of shame!!!
my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming.
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 PM
it’s bandcamp friday, buy my album or experience 1,000 years of shame!!!
following right behind you while you do the groceries and kicking you in the shins the entire time in cleats, then telling the manager “i thought i saw a bug” when you tattle on me
February 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM
following right behind you while you do the groceries and kicking you in the shins the entire time in cleats, then telling the manager “i thought i saw a bug” when you tattle on me
a song i’ve seen my friend play and develop for like 11 years now came out today and it’s got some of the catchiest melodies you’ll hear this week, just immense: music.apple.com/us/album/mar...
Mary, Your Skull by Lavola on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 4:13
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February 6, 2026 at 9:50 PM
a song i’ve seen my friend play and develop for like 11 years now came out today and it’s got some of the catchiest melodies you’ll hear this week, just immense: music.apple.com/us/album/mar...
a lot of y’all are choosing shame!!!
it’s bandcamp friday, buy my album or experience 1,000 years of shame!!!
my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming.
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
February 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
a lot of y’all are choosing shame!!!