Sarah
@sarahunderscore.bsky.social
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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Honestly boycotting the World Cup would be the most effective and probably the least disruptive of all of the options available to Europe. I’m not sure how you can send teams and fans to contribute to a spectacle designed entirely to celebrate a guy trying to invade your territory.
January 19, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Honestly boycotting the World Cup would be the most effective and probably the least disruptive of all of the options available to Europe. I’m not sure how you can send teams and fans to contribute to a spectacle designed entirely to celebrate a guy trying to invade your territory.
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i gave a mouse a cookie once and it was fine idk what everyone’s problem is
January 16, 2026 at 4:32 PM
i gave a mouse a cookie once and it was fine idk what everyone’s problem is
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What an adorable little cuck
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
What an adorable little cuck
saving this here for future reference, next time my bosses try to say we should "just change the name!" of a product, as a fun lil refresh!
Y'know, taking a name that people are cool with, and disrupting with a scary new name that telegraphs that we are about to go through some shot.
Y'know, taking a name that people are cool with, and disrupting with a scary new name that telegraphs that we are about to go through some shot.
The Congressional Budget Office noted a “modest implementation” of the name change would cost around $10 million.
Department Of Defense’s Name Change To ‘Department Of War’ Could Cost Up To $125 Million
The Congressional Budget Office noted a “modest implementation” of the name change would cost around $10 million.
www.forbes.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:10 AM
saving this here for future reference, next time my bosses try to say we should "just change the name!" of a product, as a fun lil refresh!
Y'know, taking a name that people are cool with, and disrupting with a scary new name that telegraphs that we are about to go through some shot.
Y'know, taking a name that people are cool with, and disrupting with a scary new name that telegraphs that we are about to go through some shot.
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I got the specific New Balances for when you’re 40 but don’t have kids.
January 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I got the specific New Balances for when you’re 40 but don’t have kids.
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Actually Dickweed provides sustenance for many pollinators so I consider that a compliment
January 8, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Actually Dickweed provides sustenance for many pollinators so I consider that a compliment
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I don’t know how anyone can still talk about “the AI revolution” with a straight face. Reuters story about a railroad company that has sunk $300,000 into “developing AI products” and appears to have made…a chatbot that doesn’t work?
archive.is/2025.12.17-0...
archive.is/2025.12.17-0...
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I don’t know how anyone can still talk about “the AI revolution” with a straight face. Reuters story about a railroad company that has sunk $300,000 into “developing AI products” and appears to have made…a chatbot that doesn’t work?
archive.is/2025.12.17-0...
archive.is/2025.12.17-0...
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he had them apple color jeans coat w/ the fur
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
December 24, 2024 at 10:30 PM
he had them apple color jeans coat w/ the fur
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
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Laerke the polar bear found the perfect winter toy: a giant stick! ❄️🐻❄️
📹: Keeper Russell
📹: Keeper Russell
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Laerke the polar bear found the perfect winter toy: a giant stick! ❄️🐻❄️
📹: Keeper Russell
📹: Keeper Russell
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only
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For twenty years I made a living pretending to know everything while hallucinating wildly and drawing dirty pictures but now AI has taken my job.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
For twenty years I made a living pretending to know everything while hallucinating wildly and drawing dirty pictures but now AI has taken my job.
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
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Me: we'll cross that bridge when we come to it
[2 minutes later, at the bridge]
Me: Oh shit oh fuck oh no
[2 minutes later, at the bridge]
Me: Oh shit oh fuck oh no
October 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Me: we'll cross that bridge when we come to it
[2 minutes later, at the bridge]
Me: Oh shit oh fuck oh no
[2 minutes later, at the bridge]
Me: Oh shit oh fuck oh no
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DR FRANKENSTEIN: *turns to Igor* hand me the dick
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
DR FRANKENSTEIN: *turns to Igor* hand me the dick
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"we are all, how you say, trying to find l'homme who did this"
October 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"we are all, how you say, trying to find l'homme who did this"
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Mitch McConnell has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala
October 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Mitch McConnell has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala
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oh the border patrol accomplished this bit of work with the help of a kavanaugh stop www.chicagotribune.com/2025/09/29/i...
Mother, children detained by ICE at Millennium Park Sunday held at O’Hare with other families: ‘We never imagined’
The mother said she felt her family was targeted because of their appearance. “There were a lot more people there, but the agents came directly to us because of how we look,” she said.
www.chicagotribune.com
September 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
oh the border patrol accomplished this bit of work with the help of a kavanaugh stop www.chicagotribune.com/2025/09/29/i...
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“Most people would experience the least circadian burden under permanent Standard Time, which prioritizes morning light.” #DitchDST #SaveStandardTime
September 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“Most people would experience the least circadian burden under permanent Standard Time, which prioritizes morning light.” #DitchDST #SaveStandardTime
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This turned me into TWO The Jokers
it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license
September 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
This turned me into TWO The Jokers
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This guy is going to be married to the richest woman in the world
August 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This guy is going to be married to the richest woman in the world
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At least Wafer Bucket hasn't caved on their rebranding
August 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
At least Wafer Bucket hasn't caved on their rebranding