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Sally McStuffing 🦃
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Two-time fantasy hockey champion. Hokie. I talk about Predator a lot. I like to take pictures of animals.
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Me watching Dune: it’s hard to keep track of all of Paul’s names

Also me: would you like to hear the 20 names I have for each of my pets
Crucial Taunt gotta be one of the worst fake band names ever
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Aaron Rodgers did not injure his wrist. He got too close to blowing the lid off the conspiracy (it doesn't matter which one) and so the league had to suspend him.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This is my church
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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You will never guess what this is in reference to.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Boston's Mayor Wu playing with Yo-Yo Ma at Symphony Hall
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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gotta save this one
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Magician gotta be Copperfield
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation

They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Donald trump meeting Zohran Mamdani:
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Cut my bangs for the first time in 30+ years in a desperate attempt to feel young again lol
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Getting a chance to meet your local fire department is great, but don't let the first time be Thanksgiving Day.
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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pour one out for one of America’s most insufferable couples
Ryan Lizza calls Olivia Nuzzi his "ex-fianceé" in Politico Playbook PM www.politico.com/newsletters/...
September 21, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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half my timeline rn
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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When that Blackrock check clears
4 senior House Dems — Hakeem Jeffries, Katherine Clark, Pete Aguilar, & Ted Lieu — voted for a Republican-led resolution to “CONDEMN SOCIALISM,” a symbolic measure that passed the chamber on Wed. The vote comes as NYC mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is set to meet with Pres. Donald Trump at the WH today.
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Being this cute is tiring work! Newborn baby Nsimba settled down for an impromptu calfnap, with 360-degree supervision from his mother and a surplus of nannies. Read about our latest grandbaby — a birth announcement-turned-kidnapping for the books! Full story here: t.co/fh1zSFQVc1
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Mamdani hypnotized Trump, MTG resigned, woke 2 rises
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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that's cope the world has never seen before
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
the fuck is Roblox
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Warren: "With Jeffrey Epstein, I really mean follow the money. Here's the deal - JPMorgan Chase - yes, Jamie Dimon, I'm looking at you -- is Epstein's bank, a close personal relationship that spans years. Shouldn't this be in the JPMorgan's ads?...I'd like to have Dimon come in & under oath testify"
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Wear a fedora, smoke a cigarette, whatever
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM