Moose
@moosebigelow.bsky.social
An odd companion in a weird sort of way. Based in the PNW.
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Moose
@moosebigelow.bsky.social
· Aug 30
On his deathbed #PresidentTrump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet!
love to wake up early and eat a heroic amount of capn crunch before going back to bed
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
love to wake up early and eat a heroic amount of capn crunch before going back to bed
finally got around to just unfollowing and muting one of the worst accounts online. no not mine.
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
finally got around to just unfollowing and muting one of the worst accounts online. no not mine.
Someone hacked the sign at Lakewood Towne Center
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Someone hacked the sign at Lakewood Towne Center
1998 Monday night raw
Name your fav season of TV
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
1998 Monday night raw
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This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This is what I try to always tell people: food banks can do way more with your money than you can, due to bulk buying deals. And they can do way, way more with your money than with the canned goods you didn’t want to eat
down so bad dinner is a protein coconut orange cream smoothie
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
down so bad dinner is a protein coconut orange cream smoothie
sometimes i think maybe i was supposed to stay single and God sends me a very clear message
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
sometimes i think maybe i was supposed to stay single and God sends me a very clear message
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obama exerted more effort to break a potential NBA strike during the 2020 NBA bubble playoffs than to stop senate democrats from sticking the knife in his signature legislative accomplishment.
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
obama exerted more effort to break a potential NBA strike during the 2020 NBA bubble playoffs than to stop senate democrats from sticking the knife in his signature legislative accomplishment.
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Dems talking point: we care about kitchen table issues
people: I'm at my kitchen table rationing meds bec I can't afford health care. Or food. On kitchen table, no food, no money
Democrats: anyway kitchen table issues
people: had to burn kitchen table for fuel, i'm dying
Democrats: You're welcome!
people: I'm at my kitchen table rationing meds bec I can't afford health care. Or food. On kitchen table, no food, no money
Democrats: anyway kitchen table issues
people: had to burn kitchen table for fuel, i'm dying
Democrats: You're welcome!
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Dems talking point: we care about kitchen table issues
people: I'm at my kitchen table rationing meds bec I can't afford health care. Or food. On kitchen table, no food, no money
Democrats: anyway kitchen table issues
people: had to burn kitchen table for fuel, i'm dying
Democrats: You're welcome!
people: I'm at my kitchen table rationing meds bec I can't afford health care. Or food. On kitchen table, no food, no money
Democrats: anyway kitchen table issues
people: had to burn kitchen table for fuel, i'm dying
Democrats: You're welcome!
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finally! we can all negotiate our insurance individually with the insurance company, instead of letting those CLOWNS in the department of health and human services negotiate on behalf of the federal government. we will get such better deals this way
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
finally! we can all negotiate our insurance individually with the insurance company, instead of letting those CLOWNS in the department of health and human services negotiate on behalf of the federal government. we will get such better deals this way
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If you have YouTube TV, you can log in to the NFL app, sign in with your YouTube TV login, and watch tonight's game on ESPN. Just tried it and it works like a charm.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If you have YouTube TV, you can log in to the NFL app, sign in with your YouTube TV login, and watch tonight's game on ESPN. Just tried it and it works like a charm.
"don't boo, vote"
okay well i voted for these democrats who i am now booing so now what?
okay well i voted for these democrats who i am now booing so now what?
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"don't boo, vote"
okay well i voted for these democrats who i am now booing so now what?
okay well i voted for these democrats who i am now booing so now what?
I'm just saying if you can't stand up to the MooseMan, how can you stand up to the GOP?
i got blocked by christine pelosi on twitter so if that sways you from voting for her there you are
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I'm just saying if you can't stand up to the MooseMan, how can you stand up to the GOP?
i got blocked by christine pelosi on twitter so if that sways you from voting for her there you are
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
i got blocked by christine pelosi on twitter so if that sways you from voting for her there you are
get a real job
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
get a real job
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get a pair of Anthony Kiedis shoes, they have no problem coming in 16
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
get a pair of Anthony Kiedis shoes, they have no problem coming in 16
I would get these but they don't come in 16 unless you are on the team
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I would get these but they don't come in 16 unless you are on the team
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BREAKING: Democratic Representative Ro Khanna has said: "Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced"
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
BREAKING: Democratic Representative Ro Khanna has said: "Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced"
If I don't post for a while it may or may not be related to something i just sent a senior senator from ny. it's been real everyone.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If I don't post for a while it may or may not be related to something i just sent a senior senator from ny. it's been real everyone.
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@murray.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov I hope this is just a rumor because this would be disrespectful to the people Democrats say they’re fighting for.
Let me get this right… a sufficient number Senate Democrats appear to be willing to reopen government to alleviate air travel for upper & upper-middle income people at the expense of access to healthcare for lower income people. Yes?
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
@murray.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov I hope this is just a rumor because this would be disrespectful to the people Democrats say they’re fighting for.
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I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.
March 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.
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If they let pre-existing conditions become a deniable thing again a lot of people who consider themselves mostly healthy will be in for a terrible surprise. Ever broken a bone? Been pregnant? Congrats, that’s a pre-existing condition.
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If they let pre-existing conditions become a deniable thing again a lot of people who consider themselves mostly healthy will be in for a terrible surprise. Ever broken a bone? Been pregnant? Congrats, that’s a pre-existing condition.