Lane Kifflom
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Lane Kifflom
@moosebigelow.bsky.social
· Aug 30
On his deathbed #PresidentTrump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet!
Barack Hussein Mooseman
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
Scottie
Scottie
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
Christopher
Christopher
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Barack Hussein Mooseman
who called it harry potter catching an STD instead of Hog Warts?
February 4, 2026 at 11:34 PM
who called it harry potter catching an STD instead of Hog Warts?
Have they ever asked a contestant on jeopardy to be less specific?
February 4, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Have they ever asked a contestant on jeopardy to be less specific?
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every muppet show review has been "this rules and feels just like the old one and hopefully people watch so it can become a regular thing"
so, everyone watch the muppet show tonight please.
so, everyone watch the muppet show tonight please.
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
every muppet show review has been "this rules and feels just like the old one and hopefully people watch so it can become a regular thing"
so, everyone watch the muppet show tonight please.
so, everyone watch the muppet show tonight please.
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Someone said Republicans are school shooters and Democrats are the Uvalde cops and man…
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Someone said Republicans are school shooters and Democrats are the Uvalde cops and man…
i got an STI panel and they asked me to come back in the little room to read my results.
What’s the worst *short-lived* scare you’ve ever had? Where you were genuinely freaking out but then it was all ok within minutes?
I had a literal moth get trapped inside my ear for about 40 seconds. I was screaming. Then it was out.
I had a literal moth get trapped inside my ear for about 40 seconds. I was screaming. Then it was out.
February 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
i got an STI panel and they asked me to come back in the little room to read my results.
I made a sourdough cheese pizza for lunch in my new Ninja XL grill.
February 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I made a sourdough cheese pizza for lunch in my new Ninja XL grill.
in my OOTP he gets traded every time after arbitration fwiw
🔁 @Ken_Rosenthal retweeted
@FoulTerritoryTV The outcome of Tarik Skubal's arbitration case will likely influence the Tigers next move, says @Ken_Rosenthal.
"If they lose, I don't expect the Tigers to play for a starting pitcher." https://t.co/2sT7pWNXuA
@FoulTerritoryTV The outcome of Tarik Skubal's arbitration case will likely influence the Tigers next move, says @Ken_Rosenthal.
"If they lose, I don't expect the Tigers to play for a starting pitcher." https://t.co/2sT7pWNXuA
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🔁 @Ken_Rosenthal retweeted
@FoulTerritoryTV The outcome of Tarik Skubal's arbitration case will likely influence the Tigers next move, says @Ken_Rosenthal.
"If they lose, I don't expect the Tigers to play for a starting pitcher." https://t.co/2sT7pWNXuA
twitter.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM
in my OOTP he gets traded every time after arbitration fwiw
Currently bleeding like a stuck pig from my foot because I nicked it in the garage doing laundry 🧺
February 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Currently bleeding like a stuck pig from my foot because I nicked it in the garage doing laundry 🧺
Rude google photos
February 3, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Rude google photos
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I’m hearing that Charles Bediako’s attorneys believe they have an airtight case against the NCAA by citing the example of Tommy “Shep” Sheppard joining the Panthers for the final game of the Shoot Out in the documentary film Above the Rim.
February 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I’m hearing that Charles Bediako’s attorneys believe they have an airtight case against the NCAA by citing the example of Tommy “Shep” Sheppard joining the Panthers for the final game of the Shoot Out in the documentary film Above the Rim.
Sometimes it's so easy, I'm ashamed of myself
February 3, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Sometimes it's so easy, I'm ashamed of myself
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RT @Mariners: the timeline today
February 3, 2026 at 3:40 AM
RT @Mariners: the timeline today
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Internet wrestling fans gone try to make your show as wack as possible.
Stop listening to them niggas.
Stop listening to them niggas.
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Internet wrestling fans gone try to make your show as wack as possible.
Stop listening to them niggas.
Stop listening to them niggas.
Chasing Amy because the idea a lesbian would do that is a complete fantasy
Name a fantasy film that's not Lord of the Rings.
February 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Chasing Amy because the idea a lesbian would do that is a complete fantasy
got a ninja 6 in 1 off amazon for 50% off. These chicken wings are amazing
February 3, 2026 at 1:36 AM
got a ninja 6 in 1 off amazon for 50% off. These chicken wings are amazing
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NFL offensive players: i just think we need to stop picking people from new mexico. i mean nobody any disrespect but football is an american sport.
NFL defensive players: carly rae jepsen is mother
NFL defensive players: carly rae jepsen is mother
February 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
NFL offensive players: i just think we need to stop picking people from new mexico. i mean nobody any disrespect but football is an american sport.
NFL defensive players: carly rae jepsen is mother
NFL defensive players: carly rae jepsen is mother
This doesn't deserve anonymity. Puerto Ricans ARE citizens.
February 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
This doesn't deserve anonymity. Puerto Ricans ARE citizens.
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
I know it's probably Nicki Minaj and Kid Rock but who would be the funniest tpusa halftime show?
February 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I know it's probably Nicki Minaj and Kid Rock but who would be the funniest tpusa halftime show?
I'm apolitical in that I would literally vote for an ape.
February 2, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I'm apolitical in that I would literally vote for an ape.
How do I just know Conan O'Brien is going to wear the Chappell Roan thing at the Oscars?
February 2, 2026 at 2:31 AM
How do I just know Conan O'Brien is going to wear the Chappell Roan thing at the Oscars?
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Bad Bunny at the Grammys: "Before I say thanks to God, I want to say ICE out. We're not savage, we're not animals, we're not aliens, we are humans, and we are Americans."
February 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Bad Bunny at the Grammys: "Before I say thanks to God, I want to say ICE out. We're not savage, we're not animals, we're not aliens, we are humans, and we are Americans."