Lane Kifflom
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Lane Kifflom
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On his deathbed #PresidentTrump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet!
Taco time!!!!
January 6, 2026 at 3:59 AM
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
January 6, 2026 at 2:24 AM
OOTP, why does this 16 year old have that nickname?
January 6, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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Jim Henson: What if I did a character who plays the piano and sings in a growly voice

Frank Oz: You’re describing Rowlf the dog

Jim Henson: No no no this one would be a total fucking freak
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Slam dunked on a portable hoop, fell on my back and then the hoop fell bending my lip back over my teeth
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 5, 2026 at 10:09 PM
applying for IT roles and it would be useful if instead of wanking over models that universities focused on what those roles actually do. lucky i was enough of a nerd on my own to answer some of these questions
January 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
went to my local city subreddit and WHAMMO a guy hanging dong while wearing an AEW shirt.
January 5, 2026 at 7:32 PM
@chickenpuppet.online here is the screenshot incase you need it
January 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Nuked my save that was into 2050 because the economics went insane. Starting an OOTP save where I extend Naylor but don't resign Geno Suarez and experiment with bringing up Emerson
January 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Chuck Schumer is more worthless than a hand job on a honeymoon
Schumer: "Republicans must -- if there was ever a time, they must step up to the plate. This is the time. And if they don't, they're gonna feel the heat from their constituents."
January 5, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Realized I can name an expansion team anything in OOTP so say hello to the Family Annihilators
January 5, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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33k users on the “grok porn” subreddit btw
January 5, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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Weird how the conservative AI bot also turned out to be the pedophile AI bot
January 5, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Every time they say Adam Thelien I hear Adam Friedland
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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Clay Travis NY Jets DC

🤝

Can’t produce valuable picks
January 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Me at the 🤝. The NY jets
bachelor auction opponents

Not getting picked all year long
January 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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“Hard to ignore the fact that when everyone got to pay players, it leveled the playing field immediately. They can deny all they want, but that’s a fact.”

The SEC’s dismal bowl record this season points to a fundamental truth: money matters - www.nytimes.com/athletic/693...
The SEC’s dismal bowl record this season points to a fundamental truth: money matters
The SEC is 4-9 in bowl games this season. Does that point to an even playing field?
www.nytimes.com
January 4, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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yep. i can identify any number of structural issues but at the end of the day the basic problem is the republican party. this has been apparent for at least 20 years. it is also an incredibly unpopular observation to make among “serious” people.
Right.

If you want a good explanation of why the American system of government worked well enough for 200 years and then suddenly stopped, it's because Republicans in Congress suddenly started letting their partisan interests COMPLETELY override their institutional interests
a lot of problems wouldn't exist if we had a congress with even an ounce of self interest
January 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM
"BuT MoOsE what about ___ ____?"

"He hangs out with a sex offender."
as a wrestling fan when anyone asks me about a wrestler, I can relate
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
if God has a sense of humor, Ringo will be replaced by a CB named Pete Best
January 5, 2026 at 12:11 AM
@nasboat.org what ended up happening with your ff league?
January 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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this particular inclination — that one must always be Condemning, otherwise one is Endorsing — is dubious but plausible when talking about institutions but patently ridiculous when applied to someone's social media posts. We've learned the hard way that social media is real life but also: Chill out!
January 4, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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hey man you could, you know, stop using the nazi csam site. always an option.
greetings from hell
January 4, 2026 at 8:48 PM