Sally McSurly
@sallymcsurly.bsky.social
Two-time fantasy hockey champion. Hokie. I talk about Predator a lot. I like to take pictures of animals.
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Me watching Dune: it’s hard to keep track of all of Paul’s names
Also me: would you like to hear the 20 names I have for each of my pets
Also me: would you like to hear the 20 names I have for each of my pets
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Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
Dude is going to get busted for white collar crime instead of the child rape. What a world
British police assess claim former Prince Andrew shared confidential trade information with Jeffrey Epstein. https://cnn.it/4tresDc
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Dude is going to get busted for white collar crime instead of the child rape. What a world
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What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
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That halftime show is what people mean when they say "joy is an act of resistance."
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
That halftime show is what people mean when they say "joy is an act of resistance."
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King George, 1782:
Sorry, I'm not watching, but I just checked the score and need to ask if all of the Patriots died
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
King George, 1782:
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no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
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"Suspected political message" = in Spanish so the mouth noises scared me
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
"Suspected political message" = in Spanish so the mouth noises scared me
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Somebody is about to give Robert Kraft the saddest handy j of all time
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Somebody is about to give Robert Kraft the saddest handy j of all time
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MATTHEW BRODERICK: Genspark, I need the number of a lawyer in Northern Ireland.
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
MATTHEW BRODERICK: Genspark, I need the number of a lawyer in Northern Ireland.
Mike and Chris have said “speedster” too many times tonight
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Mike and Chris have said “speedster” too many times tonight
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The good thing about that fumble is we didn’t have to watch another punt
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
The good thing about that fumble is we didn’t have to watch another punt
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Sports reporter with NBC News reporting that the couple in Bad Bunny’s halftime show got married for real
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Sports reporter with NBC News reporting that the couple in Bad Bunny’s halftime show got married for real
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Now a punt return followed by a flag. This is the good stuff
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Now a punt return followed by a flag. This is the good stuff
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Trump crashes out over Bad Bunny’s halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Trump crashes out over Bad Bunny’s halftime show
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Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
Mike Tyson got hit in the head a lot for many years
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Mike Tyson got hit in the head a lot for many years
God that was so good
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
God that was so good
I don’t think I’ve ever smiled this much during a halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever smiled this much during a halftime show
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Almost time for Puerto Rican Woke Apocalypse
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Almost time for Puerto Rican Woke Apocalypse