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Sally McSurly
@sallymcsurly.bsky.social
Two-time fantasy hockey champion. Hokie. I talk about Predator a lot. I like to take pictures of animals.
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Me watching Dune: it’s hard to keep track of all of Paul’s names

Also me: would you like to hear the 20 names I have for each of my pets
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February 10, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I talked to a different guy who told me about his whole family having norovirus lol
February 10, 2026 at 12:09 AM
February 9, 2026 at 9:49 PM
nothing better than having to email the people who want you to get a job to remind them that they're supposed to be talking to you right now
February 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I'm supposed to be having a prep call right now with the headhunter and they... just forgot to call me, I guess? Lol the interview with the actual employer is tomorrow; it'll be fine I'm sure
I had an interview today with a headhunter and she said “don’t say ‘uh’ and ‘um.’ You’ve done it a lot in our conversation.” Ok well a) I have a job already; you sought me out and b) I stutter when I’m nervous, and saying “uh” and “um” keeps me from stuttering. Kick rocks, Emily Post.
February 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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Emerging from his viewing of the UNRELEASED Epstein case files at Justice Dept, Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) says:

"The Dept of Justice has been in a cover-up mode for months... trying to sweep the entire thing under the rug"
February 9, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Dude is going to get busted for white collar crime instead of the child rape. What a world
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 17h
British police assess claim former Prince Andrew shared confidential trade information with Jeffrey Epstein. https://cnn.it/4tresDc
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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Bless
October 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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That halftime show is what people mean when they say "joy is an act of resistance."
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Haha get her ass @ufw.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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King George, 1782:
Sorry, I'm not watching, but I just checked the score and need to ask if all of the Patriots died
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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"Suspected political message" = in Spanish so the mouth noises scared me
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Somebody is about to give Robert Kraft the saddest handy j of all time
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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MATTHEW BRODERICK: Genspark, I need the number of a lawyer in Northern Ireland.
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Mike and Chris have said “speedster” too many times tonight
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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The good thing about that fumble is we didn’t have to watch another punt
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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Sports reporter with NBC News reporting that the couple in Bad Bunny’s halftime show got married for real
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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Now a punt return followed by a flag. This is the good stuff
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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Trump crashes out over Bad Bunny’s halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM