Beth N./rosewoodpip
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The metal babble flees!
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
October 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
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I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
September 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
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With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
July 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
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Posted up at a local bar for a sammy and a beer while I file my story about today's protests. but here's a story y'all might appreciate.
While I was there I saw and older gentleman with this sign.
While I was there I saw and older gentleman with this sign.
June 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Posted up at a local bar for a sammy and a beer while I file my story about today's protests. but here's a story y'all might appreciate.
While I was there I saw and older gentleman with this sign.
While I was there I saw and older gentleman with this sign.
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every protest I've ever been to(and I've been to a lot) was like 95% normies, don't let the cosplayers on the internet fool you, the people out there are the ones who drive change, not the ones serialposting about how wrongly they're doing it
Here at NYC's #NoKings protest. And it's striking how ... normie everyone is. Just average folks, sick of this shit.
June 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
every protest I've ever been to(and I've been to a lot) was like 95% normies, don't let the cosplayers on the internet fool you, the people out there are the ones who drive change, not the ones serialposting about how wrongly they're doing it
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at the los angeles no kings protest today and i am truly astonished by the size. this is very moving. would encourage all the buckaroos to trot on down
June 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
at the los angeles no kings protest today and i am truly astonished by the size. this is very moving. would encourage all the buckaroos to trot on down
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I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
May 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
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Gavin Newsom is so cool. Pure ambition, no values or even loosely held beliefs, assesses the current situation looking for a lane and instantly settles on People Are Into Evil Guys Now and sticks the pivot. Perfect clarity of purpose. He would be a danger to all those around him in any job he had.
March 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Gavin Newsom is so cool. Pure ambition, no values or even loosely held beliefs, assesses the current situation looking for a lane and instantly settles on People Are Into Evil Guys Now and sticks the pivot. Perfect clarity of purpose. He would be a danger to all those around him in any job he had.
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my hotel in NYC looked out on this one stop shop for toys, anime, and luggage. if you love Disney's Frozen, Sonic the Hedgehog, My Hero Academia, Spider-Man, AND Samsonite brand luggage and are tired of visiting more than one store to be satisfied, have I got a retail experience for you
March 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
my hotel in NYC looked out on this one stop shop for toys, anime, and luggage. if you love Disney's Frozen, Sonic the Hedgehog, My Hero Academia, Spider-Man, AND Samsonite brand luggage and are tired of visiting more than one store to be satisfied, have I got a retail experience for you
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I really don’t want Billy to sit on the kitchen counter, so we reached a compromise: Billy will sit on the kitchen counter any time he damn well pleases and I can go fuck myself.
February 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I really don’t want Billy to sit on the kitchen counter, so we reached a compromise: Billy will sit on the kitchen counter any time he damn well pleases and I can go fuck myself.
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Frustrating that the problem “the worst people in the world are obsessed with going to space and hate basic safety regulations” hasn’t solved itself
February 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Frustrating that the problem “the worst people in the world are obsessed with going to space and hate basic safety regulations” hasn’t solved itself
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Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.”
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February 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.”
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Holy moly I have only ever seen the SICKOS guy and never knew what he was looking at and what fun. The Statue of Liberty is there!
February 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Holy moly I have only ever seen the SICKOS guy and never knew what he was looking at and what fun. The Statue of Liberty is there!
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Aw babe…the red hulk smashing hands from brave new world, for me? You shouldn’t have 🥹🥰
February 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Aw babe…the red hulk smashing hands from brave new world, for me? You shouldn’t have 🥹🥰
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“We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests,” President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, January 6, 1941
February 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
“We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests,” President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, January 6, 1941
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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
February 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
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Oh no, the Chinese plagiarism machine might have plagiarized the American plagiarism machine
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Microsoft Probing If DeepSeek-Linked Group Improperly Obtained OpenAI Data
Microsoft Corp. and OpenAI are investigating whether data output from OpenAI’s technology was obtained in an unauthorized manner by a group linked to Chinese artificial intelligence startup DeepSeek, ...
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January 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Oh no, the Chinese plagiarism machine might have plagiarized the American plagiarism machine
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Oh, hi there! It's cover reveal day for Brigands & Breadknives, with art yet again by the amazing @emberwickart.bsky.social-
I love it so ❤️
Coming Nov 11 '25 from @torbooks.bsky.social-
I love it so ❤️
Coming Nov 11 '25 from @torbooks.bsky.social-
January 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Oh, hi there! It's cover reveal day for Brigands & Breadknives, with art yet again by the amazing @emberwickart.bsky.social-
I love it so ❤️
Coming Nov 11 '25 from @torbooks.bsky.social-
I love it so ❤️
Coming Nov 11 '25 from @torbooks.bsky.social-
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If genAI was any good, all they'd have to do is tell us about it, and show us a demo.
We'd taste it and say, "Egad! This is truly a tool of the gods!" and we'd throw all our money at it.
But it's no good, so they jizz it all over our basic work tools, stand back, and smugly say, "you're welcome."
We'd taste it and say, "Egad! This is truly a tool of the gods!" and we'd throw all our money at it.
But it's no good, so they jizz it all over our basic work tools, stand back, and smugly say, "you're welcome."
January 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If genAI was any good, all they'd have to do is tell us about it, and show us a demo.
We'd taste it and say, "Egad! This is truly a tool of the gods!" and we'd throw all our money at it.
But it's no good, so they jizz it all over our basic work tools, stand back, and smugly say, "you're welcome."
We'd taste it and say, "Egad! This is truly a tool of the gods!" and we'd throw all our money at it.
But it's no good, so they jizz it all over our basic work tools, stand back, and smugly say, "you're welcome."
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