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@rattmathkamp.bsky.social
Gen X. Domesticated. Gringo. Well read. Bad memory. Partial to good and excellent things and not shit that sucks.
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We are all individually not going to be able to absorb the firehose of shit that is about to hit us. More than ever we're going to need to be careful and considerate with our facts and feelings as we work together to parse and process. Doing it together is the only way to stay sane.
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So embarrassing when you’re out buying groceries and you realize you forgot to live a meaningful life
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
So embarrassing when you’re out buying groceries and you realize you forgot to live a meaningful life
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jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
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Food smells like farts to me sometimes
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Food smells like farts to me sometimes
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I am become bored
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I am become bored
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It’s the love you crave.
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It’s the love you crave.
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You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.
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girl with the chinese character she thinks means “courage” but actually means “garlic” tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
girl with the chinese character she thinks means “courage” but actually means “garlic” tattoo
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I love watching people laugh. And cops pepper spraying themselves
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I love watching people laugh. And cops pepper spraying themselves
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If you're just going to be ridiculous I'll take my action figures and go home.
December 16, 2024 at 6:48 PM
If you're just going to be ridiculous I'll take my action figures and go home.
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To all the elderly ladies who told me I’d be a real heartbreaker when I was 7, I have some pretty devastating news
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
To all the elderly ladies who told me I’d be a real heartbreaker when I was 7, I have some pretty devastating news
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We stand firm in the belief that our handler erred on the side of caution when he tranquilized the child in the Tigger pajamas.
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
We stand firm in the belief that our handler erred on the side of caution when he tranquilized the child in the Tigger pajamas.
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Got kicked out of the zoo again for shouting ‘bitch please’ at the peacocks
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Got kicked out of the zoo again for shouting ‘bitch please’ at the peacocks
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I’ve had enough of your shit, Charlie Brown.
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I’ve had enough of your shit, Charlie Brown.
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ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
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Sadly, I assume the best ones have already been eaten
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Sadly, I assume the best ones have already been eaten
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basically nothing dapples as well as sunlight. unquestionably the GOAT of dappling
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
basically nothing dapples as well as sunlight. unquestionably the GOAT of dappling
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Let loose the dogs of war. Set free the cats of skirmishes. Release a single anteater of punching.
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Let loose the dogs of war. Set free the cats of skirmishes. Release a single anteater of punching.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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I haven’t updated my gps since 2007 if anyone needs to get to Kmart
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I haven’t updated my gps since 2007 if anyone needs to get to Kmart
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always love putting on my going to bed jeans
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
always love putting on my going to bed jeans
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Studies show that posting your Wordle score takes years off your sex life.
November 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Studies show that posting your Wordle score takes years off your sex life.
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Dad went and got a Christmas tree but once we started putting the ornaments on, it rustled. We learned there was a little man clutching the tree, who would answer no questions nor tolerate being moved. It was fun for a couple days but then dad got him with the bug zapper and swept him outside
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Dad went and got a Christmas tree but once we started putting the ornaments on, it rustled. We learned there was a little man clutching the tree, who would answer no questions nor tolerate being moved. It was fun for a couple days but then dad got him with the bug zapper and swept him outside
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[hammered and falling into the backseat of my 97 Honda Accord]
Dont worry, he knows the way home
[Camera cuts to my cat in the driver's seat, he's pissed]
Dont worry, he knows the way home
[Camera cuts to my cat in the driver's seat, he's pissed]
a thing that really stuck with me from a historical novel I read years ago was a guy leaving a tavern v drunk and getting in his carriage confident that his horse knows the way home
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
[hammered and falling into the backseat of my 97 Honda Accord]
Dont worry, he knows the way home
[Camera cuts to my cat in the driver's seat, he's pissed]
Dont worry, he knows the way home
[Camera cuts to my cat in the driver's seat, he's pissed]