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erik
@thelastbags.bsky.social
· Feb 16
Cursed Rock Band Set Lists, a thread:
[Tucker Carlson voice] and now they're saying Grandma got run over by the woke left
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
[Tucker Carlson voice] and now they're saying Grandma got run over by the woke left
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SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
August 25, 2024 at 3:12 AM
SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
We all knew it was never about money
The fact that Netflix could afford to buy warner brothers means they could've afforded to let us share passwords.
December 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
We all knew it was never about money
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The fact that Netflix could afford to buy warner brothers means they could've afforded to let us share passwords.
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The fact that Netflix could afford to buy warner brothers means they could've afforded to let us share passwords.
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something I didn't like in the new superman movie was one of the plot points was like. social media outrage against superman. i just do not believe we, as a species, should admit that "social media" exists. we should not be putting that shit in movies
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
something I didn't like in the new superman movie was one of the plot points was like. social media outrage against superman. i just do not believe we, as a species, should admit that "social media" exists. we should not be putting that shit in movies
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Yes, my tall wife carries me around in a fine papoose. What, you think she should carry me with her hands?? Or that I should cling to her like some kind of bugeyed lemur??
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Yes, my tall wife carries me around in a fine papoose. What, you think she should carry me with her hands?? Or that I should cling to her like some kind of bugeyed lemur??
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WILLIAM SHATNER: Lunch. ables. lunchABLES. Lunchables
AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game
WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game
WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
WILLIAM SHATNER: Lunch. ables. lunchABLES. Lunchables
AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game
WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game
WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
Ah, they finally got around to reading her writing
December 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Ah, they finally got around to reading her writing
I love playing Final Fantasy Tactics because all the names are randomized, so you will have a Rafa, and a Damian, and a Wiegraf, then you will have the great wizard "Jeremy"
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I love playing Final Fantasy Tactics because all the names are randomized, so you will have a Rafa, and a Damian, and a Wiegraf, then you will have the great wizard "Jeremy"
Ok since this involves "blue," and I want to banish my imposter syndrome for the next couple minutes, here is something I wrote a long time ago about hiking in Glacier National Park. Remember your art is probably better than you think. (I have never published or posted this before.)
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Ok since this involves "blue," and I want to banish my imposter syndrome for the next couple minutes, here is something I wrote a long time ago about hiking in Glacier National Park. Remember your art is probably better than you think. (I have never published or posted this before.)
Good lord, she is a painfully bad writer. If you ever have imposter syndrome, please remember this got published.
At least 40% of the book is just tortured descriptions of her surroundings.
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Good lord, she is a painfully bad writer. If you ever have imposter syndrome, please remember this got published.
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Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
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i've said it before and i'll say it again: we all need to be reposting jokes more
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i've said it before and i'll say it again: we all need to be reposting jokes more
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White people be like if I were keys where would I be
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
White people be like if I were keys where would I be
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
Amy Klobuchar....what would you say you do here
11 Senate Democrats just voted to advance the nomination of a Federal Society judge who used to defend banks and payday lenders:
Durbin
Gallego
Hassan
Hirono
Kaine
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Reed
Rosen
Whitehouse
Durbin
Gallego
Hassan
Hirono
Kaine
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Reed
Rosen
Whitehouse
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Amy Klobuchar....what would you say you do here
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hey "nice" long flowing beard haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is Heavenly Lord Guan Yu from the 2000 years of veneration] oh fuck
September 17, 2023 at 4:32 PM
hey "nice" long flowing beard haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is Heavenly Lord Guan Yu from the 2000 years of veneration] oh fuck
How much money have you ever made on one (1) hit?
Dodgers, INF Miguel Rojas agree to 1-year deal, per multiple reports including @MLBNetwork insider @JonHeyman.
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
How much money have you ever made on one (1) hit?
Trump is polling at Hooverville levels, and Dems are still sucking up to him why???
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Trump is polling at Hooverville levels, and Dems are still sucking up to him why???
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