raptorjenkins.bsky.social
@raptorjenkins.bsky.social
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Me (crying): Please...I just need to message my coworkers

Microsoft Teams Developers: No you don't. You want a Bunch of Bullshit that also changes week-to-week for some reason
May 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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the secret to my posting:
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May 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Please don't tell me my guess is "as good as yours". My guesses — which are educated, by the way — are worlds better than yours
May 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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[gentle voice] babe. babe, wake up- i made you some hotel room coffee with sink water
April 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Not how it works asshole
March 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I love that now owning a Cybertruck is a recognized sign of bad decision-making. Like you paid $80,000 to get bangs
March 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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if you’re driving in front of a cybertruck the speed limit is now 20mph slower
March 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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who was the first person to see a frozen lake and be like “get me my sharpest shoes”
March 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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I wish I was special bro…you’re so fucking special bro
March 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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man he's a perfect synthesis of patrick bateman and gob bluth, isn't he? so perfect that i don't have to say his name for you to know exactly who i'm talking about
March 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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save us, fentanyl. fentanyl, save us
February 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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The best videogames are the ones that let you collect orbs. I can’t get enough of them orbs yummy yummy yummy
February 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Sorry I'm not dumb enough to believe in "wind." The air doesn't just move sometimes for no reason. Ask yourself who profits from this
January 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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[depeche mode voice] your own.. beautiful.. penis
January 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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You’ve probably heard this one, but “It's difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.” — Upton Sinclair
January 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Violently chilling out
January 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Kek you! Anon Frenperor
January 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Reminds me of the band Penix TX
December 30, 2024 at 7:43 AM
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There are so many Grinches at this football game. Sickening. Where the fuck is security
December 25, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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it's called christmas because of a dude named christ who liked to live mas
December 26, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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If anyone is in need of a little holiday cheer, Tesla rolled out a software update for Christmas and it bricked a whole bunch of Cybertrucks
www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/thread...
Update 2024.45.25.5 Bricked my truck
As the title says. Installed 2024.45.25.5 and the truck went unresponsive. So just be aware of this when you press to update. They are sending a truck to bring to my local service center.
www.cybertruckownersclub.com
December 24, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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I am at the Dick and Balls Building
December 24, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM