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rip “proficient in microsoft office suite” you loved never securing even a phone interview
January 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
the uniparty was fraying a bit but there's nothing like invading latin america to bring the whole gang back together
January 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
you should also be settling your beefs on OverchargedForBeef dotcom
January 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
ok but would you rather be on the maduro or mangione jury
January 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
the whole theater sees what's coming now
following the plot lines and pacing here i'm fully convinced the climax to all this comes at the 2026 usa-hosted world cup
January 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11
January 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
the international community should seize the assets of our billionaires like they did to russians after ukraine
January 3, 2026 at 9:50 PM
someone really needs to make us experience a consequence
January 3, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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It’s absolutely crazy how awful X, or Twitter, is now. The Grok stuff is just the tip of the iceberg. I went over there for five minutes to do my banking and it was absolutely appalling.
January 3, 2026 at 3:22 AM
it’s outrageous how beautiful they made the nato phonetic alphabet. juliet echo november, things of that nature
January 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
best thing you can do is get a pet who’s your yoshi. a little guy who only exists in a 5 ft orbit around you
January 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
just spitballing here but they should try making technology that doesn't make everything worse
January 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
how to sabotage a data center (research purposes only, i'm writing a book)
January 2, 2026 at 9:21 PM
smartphones killed being able to judge people by their bathroom reading material
January 2, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face
September 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
every ole miss fan is the whitest person you've ever seen until they show the next one
January 2, 2026 at 2:23 AM
the one good reply i’ve ever received
January 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
you should be allowed to order a flyover for non sports events. i want to see a stealth bomber fucking up the farmers market
January 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
sport clips: for the man who fears that great clips is a little too gay™
January 1, 2026 at 10:59 PM
you could read 100 years of economic theory and still not be able to answer what exactly contemporary college sports is
December 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
nightshades have the coolest name but it's also nice that they have no organizing principle. those are some random ass vegetables!
December 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
doing activism (deleting and reporting spam rather than just deleting political donation solicitations)
December 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
the best thing you can buy for $1.50 total is a domestic lite lager and roasted peanuts. they haven't taken that one from you yet
December 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
the worst part of yglesias is you know he gets off on shame. you know he's feverishly gooning to this very post
The perfect Yglesias post: declaring “billionaires are good, actually,” as if it was some bold, counterintuitive take.
December 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM