Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street
@marleywrites.bsky.social
Parent of two, writer, Hudson Valley transplant.
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Hey, they successfully changed the argument from 'Republicans have cut off SNAP payments and your holiday flight is getting canceled' to 'your health insurance premiums are going up, and Republicans are responsible even though we didn't do anything about it except force a vote we knew we'd lose.'
Well this is unfortunate but I'm sure we can all agree that the Democrats did their best
UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Hey, they successfully changed the argument from 'Republicans have cut off SNAP payments and your holiday flight is getting canceled' to 'your health insurance premiums are going up, and Republicans are responsible even though we didn't do anything about it except force a vote we knew we'd lose.'
I have one thought: cast @theabigailthorn.bsky.social. Solves every problem 😂
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I have one thought: cast @theabigailthorn.bsky.social. Solves every problem 😂
This guy practiced medicine as an obstetrician for decades; it makes more sense to assume he’s pretending not to understand the concept of insurance
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This guy practiced medicine as an obstetrician for decades; it makes more sense to assume he’s pretending not to understand the concept of insurance
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if you genuinely think Schumer and Democratic leadership opposed this & Republicans coincidentally got exactly the number of votes they needed to avoid a filibuster and none of those votes are from Democratic Senators who are up for reelection in the midterms next year, I have a bridge to sell you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
if you genuinely think Schumer and Democratic leadership opposed this & Republicans coincidentally got exactly the number of votes they needed to avoid a filibuster and none of those votes are from Democratic Senators who are up for reelection in the midterms next year, I have a bridge to sell you.
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And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
I don't know why it took me until now to think of this 🤣
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I don't know why it took me until now to think of this 🤣
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The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html
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I’m SCREECHING
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’m SCREECHING
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Jack Donaghy was trying to 'Make it 1997 again by science or magic in 2011, meaning that today, he'd be trying to make it 2011 again. I'm... trying to decide if I would support that goal.
The 30 Rock episode with “how do you do, fellow kids?” is closer to the release of Windows 98 than it is to today.
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Jack Donaghy was trying to 'Make it 1997 again by science or magic in 2011, meaning that today, he'd be trying to make it 2011 again. I'm... trying to decide if I would support that goal.
I’m pretty sure Tracy talks about this near the end of “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah.”
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I’m pretty sure Tracy talks about this near the end of “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah.”
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I still remember my anthropology professor’s favorite joke from college:
“What did Watson and Crick discover?”
“Rosalind Franklin’s notes.”
“What did Watson and Crick discover?”
“Rosalind Franklin’s notes.”
Hey folks, as news of Watson's demise spreads, please don't set aside his weighty legacy of misogyny and racism. He was truly among the worst of us. www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18...
DNA scientist James Watson has a remarkably long history of sexist, racist public comments
“People say it would be terrible if we made all girls pretty,” he said in 2003. “I think it would be great.”
www.vox.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I still remember my anthropology professor’s favorite joke from college:
“What did Watson and Crick discover?”
“Rosalind Franklin’s notes.”
“What did Watson and Crick discover?”
“Rosalind Franklin’s notes.”
Lower production values than Springfield Elementary
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Lower production values than Springfield Elementary
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I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee.
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
New: Conde Nast fired four employees who were among a group that confronted the company's head of human resources on Wednesday over the decision to fold Teen Vogue into Vogue/recent cuts. Employees who were fired included journalists from the New Yorker, Wired, and Bon Appétit.
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee.
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
He got outta there with Chappaquiddickness
personal cowardice, shown by a posturing fascist? well now I've seen everything
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
He got outta there with Chappaquiddickness
This was good and I’d forgotten about it. That said, like the others, she hung on for like 10 years too long; we don’t need any more plutocratic Dems in Congress; and if she tries to hand her district to her daughter I have nothing to offer except jerkoff hand motions.
When many other Democratic leaders in Congress were cravenly supporting the run-up to the Iraq War, Nancy Pelosi opposed it and whipped votes in the House against it.
She has many other career accomplishments but that brave and prescient stand is what I'll remember.
She has many other career accomplishments but that brave and prescient stand is what I'll remember.
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This was good and I’d forgotten about it. That said, like the others, she hung on for like 10 years too long; we don’t need any more plutocratic Dems in Congress; and if she tries to hand her district to her daughter I have nothing to offer except jerkoff hand motions.
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🌕 I LOVE WHAT I HAVE BECOME 🐺
This print is available now in the shop! #werewolf #illustration #furry
This print is available now in the shop! #werewolf #illustration #furry
January 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
🌕 I LOVE WHAT I HAVE BECOME 🐺
This print is available now in the shop! #werewolf #illustration #furry
This print is available now in the shop! #werewolf #illustration #furry
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I see we’re arguing about Parks & Rec and that’s what you people get for watching any show besides the Simpsons seasons 3-9
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I see we’re arguing about Parks & Rec and that’s what you people get for watching any show besides the Simpsons seasons 3-9
Tonight’s attendance is most fortuitous, wouldn’t you agree? Mind the arcane energies coruscating in the laboratory; our work is, as always, dangerous. Now then, tell me; how would you describe an ideal seal containing a Terrible Truth? Where is it located?
#HorrorWritersChat
#HorrorWritersChat
November 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I'm Marley, writing about werewolves and queer resistance to rampaging capitalism—I very much enjoyed the events of last night, including but not limited to the full moon.
If we have a Terrible Seal, it's probably a doll left by the late previous owner of our house.
#HorrorWritersChat
If we have a Terrible Seal, it's probably a doll left by the late previous owner of our house.
#HorrorWritersChat
Ah, good evening, friend. Dr. Bedlam, at your service. Our esoteric laboratory has just opened. Come in, we are doing vital work on studying the cosmic unknown. Tell us, what do you write, and what seal do you own that contains a Terrible Truth hidden from Humanity?
#HorrorWritersChat
#HorrorWritersChat
November 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'm Marley, writing about werewolves and queer resistance to rampaging capitalism—I very much enjoyed the events of last night, including but not limited to the full moon.
If we have a Terrible Seal, it's probably a doll left by the late previous owner of our house.
#HorrorWritersChat
If we have a Terrible Seal, it's probably a doll left by the late previous owner of our house.
#HorrorWritersChat
Look, I’m sorry but I don’t make the rules
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Look, I’m sorry but I don’t make the rules