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Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street
@marleywrites.bsky.social
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Parent of two, writer, Hudson Valley transplant.
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A screenshot of Graham Platner’s Wikipedia entry. It reads, “Platner was born on September 1, 1984, in Blue Hill, Maine. He was raised in Sullivan, a coastal town near Acadia National Park, and in Ellsworth. He is the elder of two sons born to restaurant owner Leslie Harlow and lawyer Bronson Platner. His grandfather was the modernist architect Warren Platner. Platner attended the private Hotchkiss School in Lakeville, Connecticut, and private John Bapst Memorial High School in Bangor, Maine.”
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I don't know why it took me until now to think of this 🤣
A "ZOHRAN for NEW YORK CITY" style campaign graphic, featuring orange text with red dropshadow against a blue background. The slogan reads "Blueberries for Sal."
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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A "Zohran for New York City" campaign graphic, with orange text highlighted by red dropshadow on a blue background. It reads "Any-fucking-body else for Democratic leadership."
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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A "ZOHRAN for NEW YORK CITY" style campaign graphic, with orange text drop-shadowed in red against a blue background. The text reads "ALL for ONE AND ONE FOR ALL" [like The Three Musketeers]
November 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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A "ZOHRAN for NEW YORK CITY" style campaign graphic, with orange text with red dropshadow against a blue background. The text reads "Quattro for Maggio" (quattro formaggio, aka four cheeses)
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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A "ZOHRAN for NEW YORK" style graphic, with orange text with red dropshadow against a blue background. The text reads "SEX for NOW THAT I'VE GOT YOUR ATTENTION, VOTE BART!" [A Simpsons reference, what else?] A "ZOHRAN for NEW YORK" style graphic, with orange text with red dropshadow against a blue background. The text reads "BART for ANARCHY!" [A Simpsons reference, what else?]
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Folks-
An AI-generated image of a uniformed white firefighter (who looks vaguely but justifiably anguished) dunking a basketball on a vaguely and unjustifiably happy uniformed white beat cop. It is all very ugly and bad. At least the cop hasn’t drawn his weapon.
October 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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A dril tweet from June 1, 2014. “the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: “theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron””
October 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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We’re getting closer and closer…
A still from 30 Rock. Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin), a white man in a suit, is holding up a red and yellow pie chart titled “Programming Priorities Breakdown.” More than 80% of the chart, in red, is labeled “The Biggest Loser.” Most of the rest, in yellow, is labeled “Make It 1997 Again Through Science or Magic.” There is also a tiny green slice labeled “Everything Else.”
October 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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So cute! A week ago we caught a feral kitten in our back yard. We couldn’t keep her but she’s beautiful and sweet, and on her way to a good home.
A small dark gray kitten with copper colored eyes, wrapped in a light gray blanket.
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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I see what you did there @walthickey.bsky.social
A screenshot from Walter Hickey’s Numlock newsletter. The text reads, “…streaming platforms to block Pakistan-originated content on May 8, demand for the virtual private networks jumped 72 percent. Obtaining a reliable VPN, perhaps something like Private Internet Access (but as long as they don’t keep logs, most brands will do), can be important for anyone in a country undergoing rapidly disintegrating constitutional speech protections and ramped-up government censorship of media.” [article attribution] Quratulain Rehbar, Nikkei Asia
September 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I made a bunch of frantic calls and eventually found a friend who is experienced in caring for animals. She agreed to take it, make sure it’s healthy, and find someone who can keep it. The cat is maybe 10 weeks old and a real love bug!
A photo of dark gray kitten with orange-y eyes, wrapped in a light gray towel after a bath. The same dark gray kitten with green-ish or orange-ish eyes, looking directly into the camera and being stroked as it is perched on a person’s shoulder.
September 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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A screenshot of a dril tweet from 2018. the text reads “go ahead. keep screaming “Shut The Fuck Up “ at me. it only makes my opinions Worse”
September 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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This is unambiguously the most Der Stürmer-ish thing I’ve ever seen in a major American media outlet.
A screenshot of a New York Post skeet linking to one of their articles. The text reads “Charlie Kirk assassination latest shooting committed by trans people and advocates.”
September 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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That’s a good theory. It had “TRN” and some arrows stamped on it and I think some dipshit interpreted them as the side of a Pride flag, or decided they could pass it off as one. Totally useless people.
An LGBTQIA pride flag
September 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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So someone saw some arrows and assumed it was supposed to be a Pride flag? (Or pretended that was what they thought?)
September 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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A screenshot of a Facebook post by the official page of the New York Yankees. The text reads “Before tonight’s game we held a moment of silence in memoriam of Charlie Kirk. Kirk founded the youth activist group “Turning Point USA” and became a fixture on college campuses. Charlie Kirk, a husband and father of two children, was 31 years old.
September 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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A screen shot of Dril’s “flag museum” tweet. The text reads “another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it.”
September 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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A screenshot from The Simpsons. Marge has just been handcuffed by police officers Eddie and Lou. She says "I thought you said the law was powerless?" Chief Wiggum, who is smiling and eating an ice cream cone with three scoops, says "Powerless to help you, not punish you."
June 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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A screenshot from the 1960s “Batman” series. The Penguin (played by Burgess Meredith, wearing a purple top hat and smoking a cigarette in a long holder) looks shocked. Behind him are three men wearing black outfits with “Henchman” printed across them in white lettering. Another photo from the “Batman” series. Five men are gathered around a table, with two standing, two sitting, and one with his leg on a chair. They are wearing all black, with “G.O.O.N.” printed across their shirts. It stood for “Grand Order of Occidental Nightgawks,” but…
June 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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June 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Which is how you get crap like this.
Democratic leaders (with former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi in the foreground) kneel while wearing Ghanaian kente cloth, as a protest of the murder of George Floyd). It is deeply out of touch and embarrassing.
June 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Today in “It’s the same picture” (Dorpfner’s company owns Politico and BI)
A screenshot of a Yahoo Finance article from June 3. The headline is “Business Insider goes ‘all-in on AI,’ laying off 21% of staff.”
June 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Nigel Tufnel (Christopher Guest) from the “This one goes to 11” scene in “This is Spinal Tap.”
June 2, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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A “side by side with an elf” meme, taken from the Lord of the Rings series. Gimli: “I never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a neocon.” Legolas: “What about side by side against Matt Y?” Gimli: “Yeah awesome fuk that guy.”
May 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM