🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
@professorkiosk.wtf
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how it feels to live in 2025
me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
how it feels to live in 2025
me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
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Live, laugh, lick my balls.
October 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Live, laugh, lick my balls.
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Searching through my Gallery for that perfect sacrilegious image from 2018 that I wanted to use today.
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Searching through my Gallery for that perfect sacrilegious image from 2018 that I wanted to use today.
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This day in history. 1917. The new Russian government under Lenin suspended freedom of the press temporarily for let me check exactly 106 years so far.
November 10, 2023 at 10:36 AM
This day in history. 1917. The new Russian government under Lenin suspended freedom of the press temporarily for let me check exactly 106 years so far.
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I read the news today, oh boy
(Use whenever applicable)
(Use whenever applicable)
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I read the news today, oh boy
(Use whenever applicable)
(Use whenever applicable)
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Imagine meeting your soulmate and finding out they say Sunday Funday.
December 9, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Imagine meeting your soulmate and finding out they say Sunday Funday.
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
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My biggest regret was leaving the house today.
December 13, 2024 at 2:35 AM
My biggest regret was leaving the house today.
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Holiday decorating tip I saw yesterday: Repurpose your jack o'lantern and make it festive by adding a Santa hat or poinsettias.
Me: Nothing screams Christmas 2025 like a moldy pumpkin with a hat.
Me: Nothing screams Christmas 2025 like a moldy pumpkin with a hat.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Holiday decorating tip I saw yesterday: Repurpose your jack o'lantern and make it festive by adding a Santa hat or poinsettias.
Me: Nothing screams Christmas 2025 like a moldy pumpkin with a hat.
Me: Nothing screams Christmas 2025 like a moldy pumpkin with a hat.
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If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.
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White people be like I’ll flip you for it
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
White people be like I’ll flip you for it
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if the worm you paid for falls off the hook do you get a rebait
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
if the worm you paid for falls off the hook do you get a rebait
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Lowbrow mathematics>>highbrow mathematics 🏆👑 Congratulations @professorkiosk.wtf from @ashhull.bsky.social
absurd is short for absolute turd
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Lowbrow mathematics>>highbrow mathematics 🏆👑 Congratulations @professorkiosk.wtf from @ashhull.bsky.social
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This party is not even remotely lit
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
This party is not even remotely lit
I’m not saying the internet was a mistake but there does seem to be limited interest in my skeets which is quite concerning
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I’m not saying the internet was a mistake but there does seem to be limited interest in my skeets which is quite concerning
absurd is short for absolute turd
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
absurd is short for absolute turd
heroes in an asshole
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
heroes in an asshole
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if you ever randomly get the urge to donate to the democratic party, feel free to venmo that money to me or another trans person instead - we'll make sure it doesn't get used to take away people's healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
if you ever randomly get the urge to donate to the democratic party, feel free to venmo that money to me or another trans person instead - we'll make sure it doesn't get used to take away people's healthcare
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My Oompa Loomps, Chim Chimneys, and Spoonfuls of Sugar are all running together at this point.
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My Oompa Loomps, Chim Chimneys, and Spoonfuls of Sugar are all running together at this point.
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Actually, Mr. Potato Head was the name of the inventor
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Actually, Mr. Potato Head was the name of the inventor
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You can have a second plate after everyone has a first, should be applied to housing and healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You can have a second plate after everyone has a first, should be applied to housing and healthcare
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deforms your ribcage
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
deforms your ribcage
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If you had to talk about any topic for one hour what would it be? For me it would be Karate Kid
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If you had to talk about any topic for one hour what would it be? For me it would be Karate Kid
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For twenty years I made a living pretending to know everything while hallucinating wildly and drawing dirty pictures but now AI has taken my job.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
For twenty years I made a living pretending to know everything while hallucinating wildly and drawing dirty pictures but now AI has taken my job.