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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
@professorkiosk.wtf
28K followers 1.2K following 18K posts
🏳️‍🌈 He/him

Shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6

Search link tutorial: https://bsky.app/profile/professorkiosk.wtf/post/3lyho3hzatk2p

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heroes in an asshole
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo but instead it reads Teenage Mutant Butthole Surfers.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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this is where I post from if you even care
A tiny little house with two windows on a busy street corner with the word PSYCHIC in large letters on the side and HUT on the front above the door. There is also a phone number: 832-944-2623.
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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wow this quite an honor no need to check the site this is completely legit no shenanigans here
The Top 1000 Engaging users of the last week, Absolute numbers: Boofessor Killosk (@professorkiosk.wtf) is #1.
September 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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you may need to update your app?
A copy of the above skeet with “3 saves” underlined in red.
September 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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waiting for the edible to kick in
A person in a very loose shark "costume" huddled in a corner sitting on a pillow.
September 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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when you don't understand jokes or sarcasm
Professor Kiosk posted "if you're not posting bangers to set a good example what are you even doing on bsky". Quote post from da real GZN (@reanimatedgszn.bsky.social): "i don't post bangers. i threaten nazis and amoral libs. sorry if this offends". Reply to quote post from Darryl Pickles (@happymemeco.bsky.social): "It's definitely a better example to show people that hateful language will be met with violence until their actions improve". Reply to reply from da real GZN: "i know that's right".
September 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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I think I broke the search engine ai
Entered "what are some words that begin with ky" into Brave search and it spat out a bunch of them and then started repeating "kyans" over and over again dozens of times until it crapped out. WTAF
September 13, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Tutorial on how to create a personal feed (link to your current skeets) that you can put in your bio:
September 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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on coffee
The Holy Roast, Warrior Blend dark roast coffee package. It's got a white background with the soldiers from Iwo Jima raising a flag on it. It says it's got caramel, dark chocolate, and graham cracker flavor. "Hand crafted & small batch roasted in Portland, OR". The package is sitting on a bed of coffee beans.
July 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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maybe bsky really is dying
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June 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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one thing is clear: my followers love butthole
Word cloud from bskyinsights.com showing the most frequent words used in my skeets. Butthole is the largest word running across the top of the image with just, not, no, and corn dog not far behind.
June 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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what are you wearing to bsky prom
Man wearing a Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. red har with long dark brown hair and a very long beard in 70s running gear, including a light yellow shirt with green trim and short red running shorts with white trim. He is also wearing white running shoes and white socks with blue and red bands at the top.
May 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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I said certified freak
seven days a week
wet-ass pussy
make that pullout game weak
Phoebe from Friends singing and playing her guitar at Central Perk.
May 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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the average american has three friends
The distracted boyfriend meme where a guy is with his girlfriend but is leering at another woman walking away from them.
May 2, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Professor Kiosk's pfp with a speech bubble underneath. Feel free to use this on whatever corn dog-related content you might come across. And for god's sake, tag me why don'tcha.
April 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Anjelica Huston as Morticia from the Addams Family movies, hand held out with fingers curled upward, looking straight at the camera. There is a speech bubble underneath her image.
April 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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modigliani's portrait of chappell roan is 🔥
Modigliani painting of a red-haired woman in a low-cut black dress sitting on a chair. She kind of looks like Chappell Roan.
April 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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am I doing this right
Necco wafer packet with different colored wafers in a pile.
March 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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I don’t think we should be milking chicken just on principle
A picture from a 1970s cookbook showing a pair of roast chickens in a pan with peas and carrots, topped with milk and bananas.
March 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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The kind of energy I bring to the mundanity of life
Freakazoid from the cartoon series Freakazoid making a face by stretching his mouth out with a finger on each hand. The caption reads "FREAKAZOID!"
March 2, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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bluesky trends and insights: blue.facts.dev

this site says I'm a celebrity, so it must be true
Stats from the Bluesky Trends and Insights website for @professorkiosk.wtf that say "Professor Kiosk is a Bluesky celebrity," ranking in the top 0.1% of all users in terms of follower count.
February 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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found my new casual friday gear
A man wearing a dinosaur costume. The dinosaur is red with yellow patches. You can see the man's head sticking out of the dinosaur's mouth. The man is also wearing tennis shoes with yellow socks.
January 27, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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A cartoon of a gray cat on a white background. The cat is bent over peering with one eye through its back legs with its butthole proudly displayed.
December 22, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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these sorts of replies are why I’m glad we have a nuclear block

why even bother leaving a shitty comment like this
Reply to Professor Kiosk: DrewSolo @drewsolo.bsky.social • 7m Fully convinced you a shitty Al shitposter not. It's like words pushed through a potato masher. Almost incoherent. But you will do this 100 times a day. Shit posters still addicted to likes abd clicks
December 22, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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me: tripping on acid is crazy

my therapist:
A still image from The Son of the White Mare (1981). The white mare is looking straight at the viewer, with a look of disapproval on her face. Her mane is flowing and there is a cosmic psychedelic background.
December 20, 2024 at 11:57 PM