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I've decided I'm going to start reposting every funny or whimsical post that comes my way, to try and reduce the dourness that pervades here.
So I suddenly start getting very annoying with the reposts... Sorry.
So I suddenly start getting very annoying with the reposts... Sorry.
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trying to fuck in the scooby doo universe and my penis keeps going in and out of different doors and hallways
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
trying to fuck in the scooby doo universe and my penis keeps going in and out of different doors and hallways
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CAPTAIN AMERICA: (pregnant) Pregvengers... pregsemble!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
CAPTAIN AMERICA: (pregnant) Pregvengers... pregsemble!!
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just checking if Thorby is capable of turning it off
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
just checking if Thorby is capable of turning it off
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trends forecast for 2026:
IN:
- doing "bunny ears" in a photo
- cream soda
- togas
- chanting "toga! toga! toga!" while wearing togas
- toga parties
OUT:
- pants
- shirts
- top sheets on your bed. no need. make it a toga
IN:
- doing "bunny ears" in a photo
- cream soda
- togas
- chanting "toga! toga! toga!" while wearing togas
- toga parties
OUT:
- pants
- shirts
- top sheets on your bed. no need. make it a toga
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
trends forecast for 2026:
IN:
- doing "bunny ears" in a photo
- cream soda
- togas
- chanting "toga! toga! toga!" while wearing togas
- toga parties
OUT:
- pants
- shirts
- top sheets on your bed. no need. make it a toga
IN:
- doing "bunny ears" in a photo
- cream soda
- togas
- chanting "toga! toga! toga!" while wearing togas
- toga parties
OUT:
- pants
- shirts
- top sheets on your bed. no need. make it a toga
Do you know what's funny?
RFK Jr is one of the few people in the MAHA movement who had a legit need for Ivermectin.
RFK Jr is one of the few people in the MAHA movement who had a legit need for Ivermectin.
In lieu of affordable universal health insurance, Texans will now be given better access to de-worming medication.
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Do you know what's funny?
RFK Jr is one of the few people in the MAHA movement who had a legit need for Ivermectin.
RFK Jr is one of the few people in the MAHA movement who had a legit need for Ivermectin.
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the Breaking Bad reboot is only available on bluesky
This is what 999 single flat Lego dots looks like, in case anyone was wondering.
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
the Breaking Bad reboot is only available on bluesky
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WILLIAM SHATNER: Lunch. ables. lunchABLES. Lunchables
AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game
WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game
WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
WILLIAM SHATNER: Lunch. ables. lunchABLES. Lunchables
AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game
WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game
WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts
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Baseball leads to violence. The evidence is irrefutable.
Violent crime is plummeting in Oakland, according to preliminary police data.
oaklandside.org/2025/12/03/o...
oaklandside.org/2025/12/03/o...
Violent crime in Oakland is way down for the second year in a row
Despite a recent high-profile shooting, 2025 is on pace to see the fewest homicides in over a decade. Robberies have fallen by over half in two years.
oaklandside.org
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Baseball leads to violence. The evidence is irrefutable.
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gave our 15-year-old dog a pain pill because he was looking pretty stiff today but i accidentally made him too powerful. found him on his hind legs trying to climb into the kitchen trash. mans had the munchies
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
gave our 15-year-old dog a pain pill because he was looking pretty stiff today but i accidentally made him too powerful. found him on his hind legs trying to climb into the kitchen trash. mans had the munchies
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HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
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exclusively referring to pilates as "joe pilate's curse"
December 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
exclusively referring to pilates as "joe pilate's curse"
I've decided I'm going to start reposting every funny or whimsical post that comes my way, to try and reduce the dourness that pervades here.
So I suddenly start getting very annoying with the reposts... Sorry.
So I suddenly start getting very annoying with the reposts... Sorry.
December 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I've decided I'm going to start reposting every funny or whimsical post that comes my way, to try and reduce the dourness that pervades here.
So I suddenly start getting very annoying with the reposts... Sorry.
So I suddenly start getting very annoying with the reposts... Sorry.
Saving JBouie's first Bad Take for posterity
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Saving JBouie's first Bad Take for posterity
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
I banned a man in Reno,
Just to watch him cry.
Just to watch him cry.
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I banned a man in Reno,
Just to watch him cry.
Just to watch him cry.
A retvrn to Traditional Warfighting (living off the land you're invading because your army doesn't supply you with anything)
At the very bottom of the US Army’s “Shutdown Guidance” for troops in Bavaria, there was a “Running list of German support organizations for your kit bags” including various local food banks. @evystadium.bsky.social has more.
Full story by @mjgault.bsky.social here:
www.404media.co/army-tells-s...
Full story by @mjgault.bsky.social here:
www.404media.co/army-tells-s...
November 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
A retvrn to Traditional Warfighting (living off the land you're invading because your army doesn't supply you with anything)
Live
Laugh
Loval Office
Laugh
Loval Office
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Live
Laugh
Loval Office
Laugh
Loval Office
I accidentally made Renaissance art out of that 9th inning
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I accidentally made Renaissance art out of that 9th inning
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Pretty sure I have the scariest engineering costume of the day.
October 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Pretty sure I have the scariest engineering costume of the day.
PTAL, ye mighty, and despair!
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
PTAL, ye mighty, and despair!
I forgot how fun October is, sports-wise.
So many sports! Every sport is an October sport. You can't move for sports around here!
So many sports! Every sport is an October sport. You can't move for sports around here!
October 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I forgot how fun October is, sports-wise.
So many sports! Every sport is an October sport. You can't move for sports around here!
So many sports! Every sport is an October sport. You can't move for sports around here!
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
I used to work with this guy.
He was a normal, very personable colleague, but none of us knew he had a secret double life as an aspiring crypto influencer.
He has since quit his job and seems to spend all his time online hyping up coins.
Just goes to show, your coworkers contain multitudes.
He was a normal, very personable colleague, but none of us knew he had a secret double life as an aspiring crypto influencer.
He has since quit his job and seems to spend all his time online hyping up coins.
Just goes to show, your coworkers contain multitudes.
but the real gift was making this asinine hustle post 😌
October 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I used to work with this guy.
He was a normal, very personable colleague, but none of us knew he had a secret double life as an aspiring crypto influencer.
He has since quit his job and seems to spend all his time online hyping up coins.
Just goes to show, your coworkers contain multitudes.
He was a normal, very personable colleague, but none of us knew he had a secret double life as an aspiring crypto influencer.
He has since quit his job and seems to spend all his time online hyping up coins.
Just goes to show, your coworkers contain multitudes.
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DONUT | OPEN
BREAD | INSIDE
BREAD | INSIDE
October 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
DONUT | OPEN
BREAD | INSIDE
BREAD | INSIDE