Morgan Ballin’
@mrbutterchicken.bsky.social
Here for the same reason as everyone else: to attempt to fill the hole in my soul.
Well, fuck Toyota then.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Well, fuck Toyota then.
This would make me so fucking mad.
We're at the next stag of the authors' lawsuit against Anthropic.
Check the link below to see which of your books they raided and then click through to file a claim.
Four of mine were in there.
Check the link below to see which of your books they raided and then click through to file a claim.
Four of mine were in there.
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This would make me so fucking mad.
When the Nazi you try to pick up at the bar shuts you down despite the fact you have big tits and an Ashkenazi IQ.
x.com/Daniel_Sugar...
x.com/Daniel_Sugar...
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
When the Nazi you try to pick up at the bar shuts you down despite the fact you have big tits and an Ashkenazi IQ.
x.com/Daniel_Sugar...
x.com/Daniel_Sugar...
No way we're fucking doing this.
For my newsletter, I wrote about Olivia Nuzzi and the older men who have taken advantage of her her whole life. www.burnsnotice.com/olivia-nuzzi...
Olivia Nuzzi is an Embarrassment to Journalism
She seamlessly landed a plum role at Vanity Fair and got a sweetheart book deal after breaking a fundamental journalistic ethics rule.
When my co-host Christine Grimaldi and I recorded our October 20...
www.burnsnotice.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
No way we're fucking doing this.
DONNIE BONESAW, BABY!
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
DONNIE BONESAW, BABY!
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A guy makes ONE tiny mistake (has a years-long friendship with the world's worst sex trafficker; brags about sexually harassing colleagues; is racist; says women are stupid) and his whole LIFE is blown up (does slightly fewer speaking engagements; keeps teaching at #1 university)??!?!?!?!?!
So Harvard is keeping this guy, but Claudine Gay had to step down over ginned up plagiarism accusations and bad-faith accusations of anti-Semitism.
Got it.
Got it.
Larry Summers tells @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
A guy makes ONE tiny mistake (has a years-long friendship with the world's worst sex trafficker; brags about sexually harassing colleagues; is racist; says women are stupid) and his whole LIFE is blown up (does slightly fewer speaking engagements; keeps teaching at #1 university)??!?!?!?!?!
Great publicity, guys! @mcdonaldscanada.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Great publicity, guys! @mcdonaldscanada.bsky.social
Nuzzi, Lizza -- as I've always said, nothing good came from Italians learning to read.
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Nuzzi, Lizza -- as I've always said, nothing good came from Italians learning to read.
I'm beginning to think that all of you have fucked Olivia Nuzzi and I honestly feel left out.
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I'm beginning to think that all of you have fucked Olivia Nuzzi and I honestly feel left out.
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“Sir, it seems Olivia Nuzzi had an affair with a second old man who was running for president”
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“Sir, it seems Olivia Nuzzi had an affair with a second old man who was running for president”
Making out with RFK Jr. and the worm crawls out from his sinus cavity to give your tongue a little kiss.
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Making out with RFK Jr. and the worm crawls out from his sinus cavity to give your tongue a little kiss.
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i thought i had a skin tag on my neck but it was a piece of rib meat
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
i thought i had a skin tag on my neck but it was a piece of rib meat
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
"He desired desiring."
Every Jason Isbell fan humming to themselves: "I love my love."
Every Jason Isbell fan humming to themselves: "I love my love."
when the full Olivia Nuzzi book streets Bluesky is going to collectively experience something akin to the ecstasies of the Bacchae
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"He desired desiring."
Every Jason Isbell fan humming to themselves: "I love my love."
Every Jason Isbell fan humming to themselves: "I love my love."
Log Cabin Republicans should really be called Opus Gay.
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Log Cabin Republicans should really be called Opus Gay.
Tiny bit of earwax slides around in my AirPod case remind me once again that I am a fucking disgusting monster.
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Tiny bit of earwax slides around in my AirPod case remind me once again that I am a fucking disgusting monster.
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Do you think Olivia Nuzzi called his dick "the big worm"?
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Do you think Olivia Nuzzi called his dick "the big worm"?
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whenever I see someone talk about wordle headlines like these pop into my head while kill bill sirens blare
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
whenever I see someone talk about wordle headlines like these pop into my head while kill bill sirens blare
I’m not sure that this will help any attempt at parole but this is probably part one of a Trump bribery pardon attempt.
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I’m not sure that this will help any attempt at parole but this is probably part one of a Trump bribery pardon attempt.
Jizzes on a T-shirt and it’s a happy face
bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Jizzes on a T-shirt and it’s a happy face
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A foreign country bribed the president with a bar of gold.
Where are my Originalists at?
Where are my Originalists at?
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A foreign country bribed the president with a bar of gold.
Where are my Originalists at?
Where are my Originalists at?
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I know this is old man yells at cloud but there is something in the constitution about this
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I know this is old man yells at cloud but there is something in the constitution about this
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MAGA - Make America Gag Again
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
MAGA - Make America Gag Again