Yr Open Mouth Awaiting My Harvest Moon
@mrbutterchicken.bsky.social
Here for the same reason as everyone else: to attempt to fill the hole in my soul.
You don’t escape, Russ. Fuck you. If I had to read this, so do you.
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
You don’t escape, Russ. Fuck you. If I had to read this, so do you.
I’d like to go back in time and unread this because I don’t want this in my brain anymore.
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I’d like to go back in time and unread this because I don’t want this in my brain anymore.
lol. When this little dude just won’t cut it.
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
lol. When this little dude just won’t cut it.
Well, fuck Toyota then.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Well, fuck Toyota then.
The classy drunk thing is to go to Chinatown for late night Chinese. Past 1 AM, the waiters have 10,000 yard stares because of the shit they've seen.
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The classy drunk thing is to go to Chinatown for late night Chinese. Past 1 AM, the waiters have 10,000 yard stares because of the shit they've seen.
Toronto's true drunken garbage food is street meat - hot dog from a street vendor. We are basic bitches.
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Toronto's true drunken garbage food is street meat - hot dog from a street vendor. We are basic bitches.
Great publicity, guys! @mcdonaldscanada.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Great publicity, guys! @mcdonaldscanada.bsky.social
You can't unsee it.
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
You can't unsee it.
I just can't get over how much she looks like Bill from King of the Hill with a blond wig on.
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I just can't get over how much she looks like Bill from King of the Hill with a blond wig on.
@clueheywood.bsky.social it’s the reason for the season.
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
@clueheywood.bsky.social it’s the reason for the season.
The Democrats' playbook.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The Democrats' playbook.
Oh come on, man. Take the L.
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Oh come on, man. Take the L.
I've always strongly suspected that this video was a signal to Al Qaeda.
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I've always strongly suspected that this video was a signal to Al Qaeda.
Wrong. They froze him in carbonite in his natural tit grabbing harassment mode.
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Wrong. They froze him in carbonite in his natural tit grabbing harassment mode.
Big night for white lefty guys on twitter and bluesky talking like Joseph Fiennes’ character in “Enemy At The Gates”
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Big night for white lefty guys on twitter and bluesky talking like Joseph Fiennes’ character in “Enemy At The Gates”
“It hit me like a bullet. No, like something bigger than a bullet. Like a torpedo!”
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
“It hit me like a bullet. No, like something bigger than a bullet. Like a torpedo!”
Hope this guy attends the funeral and pisses on the grave.
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Hope this guy attends the funeral and pisses on the grave.
lol
November 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
lol
Ok that’s an insanely high figure.
November 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Ok that’s an insanely high figure.
Take it away, Piers.
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Take it away, Piers.
Already is.
November 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Already is.
I should call her
November 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I should call her
Ok, SOME stupid questions.
October 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Ok, SOME stupid questions.