Yr Open Mouth Awaiting My Harvest Moon
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Here for the same reason as everyone else: to attempt to fill the hole in my soul.
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"Careful it's hot! It's hot!" But you don't move out of the doorway in time and I let go to spill the entire dish no one asked me to bring, a 60 qt stock pot full of boiling water and a completely unseasoned butcher shop pig's head that spins down the foyer making eye contact with every single guest
November 28, 2024 at 3:33 PM
"Careful it's hot! It's hot!" But you don't move out of the doorway in time and I let go to spill the entire dish no one asked me to bring, a 60 qt stock pot full of boiling water and a completely unseasoned butcher shop pig's head that spins down the foyer making eye contact with every single guest
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Saw a video pop up of a dog that lost 100 pounds and it was framed as a thing where the dog devoted itself to losing weight through an act of self-betterment instead of the dog’s owner just putting less food in the bowl
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Saw a video pop up of a dog that lost 100 pounds and it was framed as a thing where the dog devoted itself to losing weight through an act of self-betterment instead of the dog’s owner just putting less food in the bowl
RFK Jr Medical FACT: Felching also draws the polio out of the body.
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
RFK Jr Medical FACT: Felching also draws the polio out of the body.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
I randomly had a recollection yesterday of one of my mom’s friends from when I was a kid. Haven’t heard about her in like 30 years. I decided to take a look on Facebook to see how she was and learned she died a day ago. Kind of disconcerting.
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I randomly had a recollection yesterday of one of my mom’s friends from when I was a kid. Haven’t heard about her in like 30 years. I decided to take a look on Facebook to see how she was and learned she died a day ago. Kind of disconcerting.
Made a stew last night and now my jacket smells like The Beef Man ™️
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Made a stew last night and now my jacket smells like The Beef Man ™️
Same.
Travis Kelce’s ex is moving on from athletes. Instead, she says she’s ‘down to date the owners of the teams.’
Kayla Nicole Says She’s Done Dating Athletes
Travis Kelce’s ex is moving on from athletes. Instead, she says she’s ‘down to date the owners of the teams.’
www.thecut.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Same.
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me: i have this recurring nightmare where Steven Tyler opens his mouth and swallows a microphone whole
therapist: i think that’s our time
therapist: i think that’s our time
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
me: i have this recurring nightmare where Steven Tyler opens his mouth and swallows a microphone whole
therapist: i think that’s our time
therapist: i think that’s our time
People are asking, will the Raptors ever lose again? The answer, of course, is no.
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
People are asking, will the Raptors ever lose again? The answer, of course, is no.
Jimmy Cliff - The Harder They Come
YouTube video by Rocksteady Freddie
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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I’ve often called this song—“Just Like Heaven”—the finest single of the 80s and meant it. This cover’s arrangement only confirms it for me 💜🔥
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’ve often called this song—“Just Like Heaven”—the finest single of the 80s and meant it. This cover’s arrangement only confirms it for me 💜🔥
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*to the tune of Cop Killer*
🎶Drop spiller
Better you than me
I’m no drop spiller
Sucking off a Kennedy 🎶
🎶Drop spiller
Better you than me
I’m no drop spiller
Sucking off a Kennedy 🎶
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
*to the tune of Cop Killer*
🎶Drop spiller
Better you than me
I’m no drop spiller
Sucking off a Kennedy 🎶
🎶Drop spiller
Better you than me
I’m no drop spiller
Sucking off a Kennedy 🎶
Ryan Lizza deserves a lot of credit for being a shameless messy snitch. Let’s keep encouraging him.
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Ryan Lizza deserves a lot of credit for being a shameless messy snitch. Let’s keep encouraging him.
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Ronald McDonald should start saying this in McDonald’s commercials
"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services, had written to my then-fiancé. “Drink from me Love.”"
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ronald McDonald should start saying this in McDonald’s commercials
The actual bad thing is also the poem.
okay so here’s the actual bad part of the article
“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit
and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions
ghouls, the lot of them
“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit
and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions
ghouls, the lot of them
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The actual bad thing is also the poem.
Confessions: I hate the feeling of change in my pockets but I like having change so my wallet has a little change pocket because I’m a fancy boy.
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Confessions: I hate the feeling of change in my pockets but I like having change so my wallet has a little change pocket because I’m a fancy boy.
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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This is by far the worst news about a Kennedy and a fired-off round to break on the date of November 22
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
This is by far the worst news about a Kennedy and a fired-off round to break on the date of November 22
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the 5 stages of grief are anger anger anger anger depression
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
the 5 stages of grief are anger anger anger anger depression
*to the tune of Cop Killer*
🎶Drop spiller
Better you than me
I’m no drop spiller
Sucking off a Kennedy 🎶
🎶Drop spiller
Better you than me
I’m no drop spiller
Sucking off a Kennedy 🎶
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
*to the tune of Cop Killer*
🎶Drop spiller
Better you than me
I’m no drop spiller
Sucking off a Kennedy 🎶
🎶Drop spiller
Better you than me
I’m no drop spiller
Sucking off a Kennedy 🎶
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Part 2: Fingered in line at a CVS
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Part 2: Fingered in line at a CVS
I’d like to go back in time and unread this because I don’t want this in my brain anymore.
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I’d like to go back in time and unread this because I don’t want this in my brain anymore.
The Mamdani-Trump thing reminds me a bit of the Olivia Chow-Doug Ford relationship. Bizarre but necessary to actually get stuff accomplished in the city.
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 AM
The Mamdani-Trump thing reminds me a bit of the Olivia Chow-Doug Ford relationship. Bizarre but necessary to actually get stuff accomplished in the city.
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My spouse made a great point last night, which is that Mamdani should just schedule a weekly call with Trump where they bullshit about miscellaneous things that amuse the President until at the end, Mamdani pulls a Columbo and goes "Oh, ah, one more thing — about that Medicare expansion..."
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 AM
My spouse made a great point last night, which is that Mamdani should just schedule a weekly call with Trump where they bullshit about miscellaneous things that amuse the President until at the end, Mamdani pulls a Columbo and goes "Oh, ah, one more thing — about that Medicare expansion..."
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
theonion.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer