mike
@sonuvafitch.bsky.social
trans rights or gtfo. sometimes making music but i’d mostly like to be posting about sports.
sooners/niners/dodgers/thunder/highlander
sooners/niners/dodgers/thunder/highlander
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mike
@sonuvafitch.bsky.social
· Aug 29
so many of you need to accept our lord and savior Sports into your life
another day of work? after we just had one yesterday?
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 PM
another day of work? after we just had one yesterday?
can’t wait for this guy to find out in a quantifiable sense how much people dislike him
Did we see this? V funny.
"Born. Raised. NYC. Nothing's free. No bullsh*t. No fake grins. I'll own my mistakes, apologize when I screw up, and fight to make this city safe, affordable, and thriving... Mayor Rapaport is coming."
"Born. Raised. NYC. Nothing's free. No bullsh*t. No fake grins. I'll own my mistakes, apologize when I screw up, and fight to make this city safe, affordable, and thriving... Mayor Rapaport is coming."
Michael Rapaport is running for New York mayor in 2029 to save city from 'evil' Zohran Mamdani
Michael Rapaport has announced his candidacy for mayor of New York City, citing his desire to oppose the 'evil' Zohran Mamdani, who he believes will 'supersede all our fears.'
ew.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
can’t wait for this guy to find out in a quantifiable sense how much people dislike him
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bro did you seriously not heed the teachings of yore
January 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
bro did you seriously not heed the teachings of yore
handoff for a 19 yard loss is a truly impressive failure
January 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
handoff for a 19 yard loss is a truly impressive failure
this Minnesota offense is miserable to watch
January 4, 2026 at 7:07 PM
this Minnesota offense is miserable to watch
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He said this from a Trader Joe’s where he was holding court in the produce aisle talking tomato prices
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
He said this from a Trader Joe’s where he was holding court in the produce aisle talking tomato prices
learning that international law is merely a cute suggestion at the worst time
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
learning that international law is merely a cute suggestion at the worst time
they’re really just coming right out and saying it for all the world to hear
Trump: "We're going to have our very large United States oil companies go in, spend billions of dollars, fix the badly broken infrastructure and start making money for the country. And we are ready to stage a second and much larger attack if we need to do so."
January 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
they’re really just coming right out and saying it for all the world to hear
gonna be some great op eds in the coming days with tiny little notes at the bottom explaining that the author works for the oil industry in some capacity
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
gonna be some great op eds in the coming days with tiny little notes at the bottom explaining that the author works for the oil industry in some capacity
even given everything that’s led up to this I’m still shocked they just kidnapped the leader of another country and his wife
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
even given everything that’s led up to this I’m still shocked they just kidnapped the leader of another country and his wife
media eagerly jumping straight to ‘Venezuela was no angel’
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
media eagerly jumping straight to ‘Venezuela was no angel’
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
they’ve added an AI man to the boner pill commercials on ESPN
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
they’ve added an AI man to the boner pill commercials on ESPN
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Bari Weiss more like Very Unwise. Next!
January 2, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Bari Weiss more like Very Unwise. Next!
you’re telling me a Texas State fried this Rice?
January 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
you’re telling me a Texas State fried this Rice?
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At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!
How 2026 was depicted in the sci-fi classic 'Metropolis' (1927)
January 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!
you can draw a straight line from our inability to improve society somewhat to people being unable to step away from twitter no matter how bad it gets
January 2, 2026 at 3:52 PM
you can draw a straight line from our inability to improve society somewhat to people being unable to step away from twitter no matter how bad it gets
modern day water diviner (found distilled water in the middle of winter)
January 2, 2026 at 3:35 PM
modern day water diviner (found distilled water in the middle of winter)
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There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
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Pete Golding casually taking two Gatorade showers literally in stride was a real power move ngl
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Pete Golding casually taking two Gatorade showers literally in stride was a real power move ngl