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mike
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trans rights or gtfo. sometimes making music but i’d mostly like to be posting about sports.

sooners/niners/dodgers/thunder/highlander
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so many of you need to accept our lord and savior Sports into your life
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Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
in many ways, experiencing the consequences of my actions makes me a martyr for my cause.
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
time to wait and see who’s getting suspended over the Olivia Nuzzi book
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Disappeared? People talking like this about social fucking media? Touch grass is cliche but I'm guessing some people need more than a 72 hour break for their own well being. There are people in this country actually being disappeared every day.
using “disappeared” here is crazy work
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
any public figures attempting to list the differences between types of pedophiles as a means of damage control for Trump should have to talk through the Gaetz story and explain why they think what he did is ok.
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Tennessee has to feel great that they convinced themselves Vrabel was the problem
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
justice for Cal Raleigh
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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"she needed money for braces"

it's really hard to overstate how fucking evil these people are
The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Marty Supreme? I prefer Marty Bellgrande
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Coyote-Powered 1969 Ford Bronco Four-Door Conversion
Coyote-Powered 1969 Ford Bronco Four-Door Conversion
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November 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
that cancelled disney+/espn/hulu bundle is feeling better than ever
ESPN gave Trump a platform to spew lie after lie on Pat McAfee's show with no pushback

(note that McAfee himself acknowledges at the end of this clip he knows nothing about politics and isn't equipped for this)
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
bari weiss: and so this ‘legal’ team we have, what exactly is it that they do?
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Brian Kelly vs. LSU is peak ‘let them fight’
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
pitching my idea for a new James Bond movie: Son of Bond, where a young Bond seeks revenge for the poisoning and blowing up of his father, James Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
yes the biggest thing we’re all looking for in a Bond movie is realism and a story that makes structural sense within Bond’s larger film continuity
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Holy fuck Joyce Carol Oates is 87 years old??

She should run for Senate
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
your followers are a monstrous terror to behold and vile in the eyes of the lord while mine are just a bunch of little guys
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM