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🎶Cheese! Glorious Cheese!
Cheese makes life exciting🎶
Time Magazine Person of the Year: 2006
Cheese makes life exciting🎶
Time Magazine Person of the Year: 2006
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@praisecheese.bsky.social
· Jan 26
*after eating 12 Fudgesicles*
Me: Time to get to work!
You: They actually sell popsicle sticks at craft stores.
Me: Don't question my art!
Me: Time to get to work!
You: They actually sell popsicle sticks at craft stores.
Me: Don't question my art!
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Forgetting to turn on the crockpot is my most prolific self sabotage yet.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Forgetting to turn on the crockpot is my most prolific self sabotage yet.
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We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
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Some say I’m long and rambling. Others say I fail to get to the point. But the jokes on them. I’m a living, breathing director’s cut. I’m da special edition, baby.
October 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Some say I’m long and rambling. Others say I fail to get to the point. But the jokes on them. I’m a living, breathing director’s cut. I’m da special edition, baby.
Dibs on the band name Meat Loaf Igloo
@bethecookie.bsky.social
@bethecookie.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Dibs on the band name Meat Loaf Igloo
@bethecookie.bsky.social
@bethecookie.bsky.social
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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I'm out on another short walk as unofficial town sorcerer. I've brought my bag of unsalted peanuts, my hand-embroidered flower cap, a vintage monster finger puppet for good luck, and my knowledge of mild, almost ineffective charms. My back aches, and I'm not wearing appropriate walking shoes.
October 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm out on another short walk as unofficial town sorcerer. I've brought my bag of unsalted peanuts, my hand-embroidered flower cap, a vintage monster finger puppet for good luck, and my knowledge of mild, almost ineffective charms. My back aches, and I'm not wearing appropriate walking shoes.
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Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?
October 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?
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This is fine. Everything’s fine.
October 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This is fine. Everything’s fine.
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With millions at risk of losing SNAP in the coming days, a reminder: hunger doesn't happen in isolation. When food assistance disappears, families use rent money to eat. Then come evictions and homelessness.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
October 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
With millions at risk of losing SNAP in the coming days, a reminder: hunger doesn't happen in isolation. When food assistance disappears, families use rent money to eat. Then come evictions and homelessness.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
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genuinely when people ask me "how are you" these days I basically laugh
October 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
genuinely when people ask me "how are you" these days I basically laugh
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Please note: There will be no refunds for food snatched by the ibis roaming our cafeteria. Once a hotdog leaves our kiosk, it's your responsibility.
October 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Please note: There will be no refunds for food snatched by the ibis roaming our cafeteria. Once a hotdog leaves our kiosk, it's your responsibility.
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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Are you even grocery shopping in a movie or TV show if you don't have a baguette and some greenery sticking out of your grocery bag?
October 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Are you even grocery shopping in a movie or TV show if you don't have a baguette and some greenery sticking out of your grocery bag?
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"There are TWELVE secret herbs & spices!” I scream as federal agents shove me into a black SUV
October 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"There are TWELVE secret herbs & spices!” I scream as federal agents shove me into a black SUV
Satisfaction guaranteed, or we're really sorry.
October 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Satisfaction guaranteed, or we're really sorry.
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we can’t afford rich people anymore. we should take all their money
October 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
we can’t afford rich people anymore. we should take all their money
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Ok you guys, I’m not super political…but we must overthrow the American government.
September 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Ok you guys, I’m not super political…but we must overthrow the American government.
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“Maybe, someday, eventually, Congress will take notice of the most important change in the expansion of government power since the PATRIOT Act” but I wouldn’t hold my breath.
We need to make so much noise about NSPM-7 that the media and elected Democrats have no choice but to address it.
We need to make so much noise about NSPM-7 that the media and elected Democrats have no choice but to address it.
Trump’s NSPM-7 Alarms Law Firms While Congress Is Silent
Domestic terror watchlist to double, sources say
www.kenklippenstein.com
September 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“Maybe, someday, eventually, Congress will take notice of the most important change in the expansion of government power since the PATRIOT Act” but I wouldn’t hold my breath.
We need to make so much noise about NSPM-7 that the media and elected Democrats have no choice but to address it.
We need to make so much noise about NSPM-7 that the media and elected Democrats have no choice but to address it.
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Be proactive—become your own unreliable narrator.
June 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Be proactive—become your own unreliable narrator.
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It was the omg of times, it was the Jfc of times
September 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It was the omg of times, it was the Jfc of times
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My alt account is a brown plastic fliptop recipe box with your mom's illegible handwritten recipes that you'll never make but feel too guilty to throw away.
September 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My alt account is a brown plastic fliptop recipe box with your mom's illegible handwritten recipes that you'll never make but feel too guilty to throw away.
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All I ever wanted to do is compose the perfect lyrics for couples roller skating but I was cursed to believe that skating backwards is supernatural
September 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
All I ever wanted to do is compose the perfect lyrics for couples roller skating but I was cursed to believe that skating backwards is supernatural
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Kash Patel took over the FBI and all of a sudden shooters started engraving their bullets.
September 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Kash Patel took over the FBI and all of a sudden shooters started engraving their bullets.
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[checks watch] looks like it’s time for everyone to lose their mind now
September 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
[checks watch] looks like it’s time for everyone to lose their mind now