💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿
@mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social
Humor & Truth. Cancer survivor. USAF vet Cat dad. Bosox & NY Giants
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Here are some things you probably don't know about me:
⭐Default Position: horse's ass
⭐Favorite Job: radio, club and event DJ
⭐Comedy Icons: Groucho, Pryor, Carlin, Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard
⭐Most rewarding job: Paralegal
⭐I like everybody, until they give me a reason not to like them.
⭐Default Position: horse's ass
⭐Favorite Job: radio, club and event DJ
⭐Comedy Icons: Groucho, Pryor, Carlin, Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard
⭐Most rewarding job: Paralegal
⭐I like everybody, until they give me a reason not to like them.
All I want for Christmas is a news conference where Donald Trump is forced to say, "I did not have sexual relations with Bill Clinton."
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
All I want for Christmas is a news conference where Donald Trump is forced to say, "I did not have sexual relations with Bill Clinton."
PSA:
If you find yourself explaining why the President being on a list of pedophiles is “not that bad, actually,” please reevaluate your life before speaking further.
Thank you.
If you find yourself explaining why the President being on a list of pedophiles is “not that bad, actually,” please reevaluate your life before speaking further.
Thank you.
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
PSA:
If you find yourself explaining why the President being on a list of pedophiles is “not that bad, actually,” please reevaluate your life before speaking further.
Thank you.
If you find yourself explaining why the President being on a list of pedophiles is “not that bad, actually,” please reevaluate your life before speaking further.
Thank you.
If you fought for the baby to be born, but you WON'T fight for it to be fed, you're not pro-life.
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If you fought for the baby to be born, but you WON'T fight for it to be fed, you're not pro-life.
How is Cankles McTacoTits planning to keep the over 1000 FBI employees who had to scrub his name from the Epstein Files from talking?
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 PM
How is Cankles McTacoTits planning to keep the over 1000 FBI employees who had to scrub his name from the Epstein Files from talking?
Trump Wants to Invade Venezuela — Because Why the Fuck Not? 💣
By The Unredacted Bastard | Deep Dive | Foreign Policy Fiascos
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By The Unredacted Bastard | Deep Dive | Foreign Policy Fiascos
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Trump Wants to Invade Venezuela — Because Why the Fuck Not? 💣
By The Unredacted Bastard | Deep Dive | Foreign Policy Fiascos
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November 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Trump Wants to Invade Venezuela — Because Why the Fuck Not? 💣
By The Unredacted Bastard | Deep Dive | Foreign Policy Fiascos
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By The Unredacted Bastard | Deep Dive | Foreign Policy Fiascos
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Megyn Kelly Tried to Redefine Epstein’s Crimes — and Lotus Has Entered the Chat
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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Megyn Kelly Tried to Redefine Epstein’s Crimes — and Lotus Has Entered the Chat
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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November 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Megyn Kelly Tried to Redefine Epstein’s Crimes — and Lotus Has Entered the Chat
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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Happy Friday! Let's groove our way into the weekend with one of the great Philly soul acts...
I Love Music - The O'Jays
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I Love Music - The O'Jays
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The O'Jays - I Love Music (Official Audio)
YouTube video by TheOJaysVEVO
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November 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Happy Friday! Let's groove our way into the weekend with one of the great Philly soul acts...
I Love Music - The O'Jays
youtu.be/tGmsFg-oQ6k?...
I Love Music - The O'Jays
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I will never forget how not a single GOP member of Congress suggested cutting DJT's $3M golf trips
BEFORE CUTTING BENEFITS TO CHILDREN, THE ELDERLY, VETERANS, AND THE POOR.
BEFORE CUTTING BENEFITS TO CHILDREN, THE ELDERLY, VETERANS, AND THE POOR.
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I will never forget how not a single GOP member of Congress suggested cutting DJT's $3M golf trips
BEFORE CUTTING BENEFITS TO CHILDREN, THE ELDERLY, VETERANS, AND THE POOR.
BEFORE CUTTING BENEFITS TO CHILDREN, THE ELDERLY, VETERANS, AND THE POOR.
Poor Megyn does not know the difference between barely legal and ILLEGAL and that is both disgusting and terrifying considering she is a (so called) journalist and a MOTHER!! - Stormy Daniels
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Poor Megyn does not know the difference between barely legal and ILLEGAL and that is both disgusting and terrifying considering she is a (so called) journalist and a MOTHER!! - Stormy Daniels
Not all Republicans are racists, but all racists are Republicans.
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Not all Republicans are racists, but all racists are Republicans.
The White House says they may never release economic data ever again.
So much for that "most transparent White House ever" Trump and his sycophants are always talking about.
So much for that "most transparent White House ever" Trump and his sycophants are always talking about.
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The White House says they may never release economic data ever again.
So much for that "most transparent White House ever" Trump and his sycophants are always talking about.
So much for that "most transparent White House ever" Trump and his sycophants are always talking about.
So, you're trying to tell me the King of England stripped royal status, as well as military rank, and then exiled his own brother because of a Democratic hoax?
That seems weird.
That seems weird.
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
So, you're trying to tell me the King of England stripped royal status, as well as military rank, and then exiled his own brother because of a Democratic hoax?
That seems weird.
That seems weird.
Prediction:
Trump WILL be impeached. It's just a matter of when.
Trump WILL be impeached. It's just a matter of when.
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Prediction:
Trump WILL be impeached. It's just a matter of when.
Trump WILL be impeached. It's just a matter of when.
MAGA Hates Socialism — Except When It’s Theirs
By The Unredacted Bastard | Deep Dive | Politics | Exposer of Hypocricy
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By The Unredacted Bastard | Deep Dive | Politics | Exposer of Hypocricy
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MAGA Hates Socialism — Except When It’s Theirs
By The Unredacted Bastard | Deep Dive | Politics | Exposer of Hypocricy
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November 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
MAGA Hates Socialism — Except When It’s Theirs
By The Unredacted Bastard | Deep Dive | Politics | Exposer of Hypocricy
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By The Unredacted Bastard | Deep Dive | Politics | Exposer of Hypocricy
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Congrats, Congress — The Files Are Now Public(ish)
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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Congrats, Congress — The Files Are Now Public(ish)
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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November 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Congrats, Congress — The Files Are Now Public(ish)
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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Happy Thursday! If I live to be 1,000, I'll never understand why the whole table has to go at once. Oh well, it made for a hell of an idea for a dance classic...
Meeting In The Ladies Room - Klymaxx
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Meeting In The Ladies Room - Klymaxx
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Meeting In The Ladies Room (Extended Version)
YouTube video by Klymaxx - Topic
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November 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Happy Thursday! If I live to be 1,000, I'll never understand why the whole table has to go at once. Oh well, it made for a hell of an idea for a dance classic...
Meeting In The Ladies Room - Klymaxx
youtu.be/ejklVa4r8xA?...
Meeting In The Ladies Room - Klymaxx
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Republicans just released their healthcare plan.
It's called, DontCare.
It's called, DontCare.
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Republicans just released their healthcare plan.
It's called, DontCare.
It's called, DontCare.
I’m down for Project 2028. That’s where we put every ICE agent and member of this fascist regime in prison for a minimum of 2028 years.
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I’m down for Project 2028. That’s where we put every ICE agent and member of this fascist regime in prison for a minimum of 2028 years.
To: Member Services
Having received and tested my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel the remainder of my subscription.
Thank you.
Having received and tested my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel the remainder of my subscription.
Thank you.
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
To: Member Services
Having received and tested my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel the remainder of my subscription.
Thank you.
Having received and tested my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel the remainder of my subscription.
Thank you.
Trump’s tariffs will bring in $200 billion to $300 billion a year in revenue. But, a $2,000 dividend — if it went to all Americans, including children — would cost $600 billion.
So, I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for that check to hit your mailbox.
So, I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for that check to hit your mailbox.
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Trump’s tariffs will bring in $200 billion to $300 billion a year in revenue. But, a $2,000 dividend — if it went to all Americans, including children — would cost $600 billion.
So, I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for that check to hit your mailbox.
So, I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for that check to hit your mailbox.
The Impeachment Gambit: Courage, Chaos, or Just Bad Timing?
By The Unredacted Bastard | Deep Dive | Power, Politics & Panic in the House
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By The Unredacted Bastard | Deep Dive | Power, Politics & Panic in the House
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The Impeachment Gambit: Courage, Chaos, or Just Bad Timing?
By The Unredacted Bastard | Deep Dive | Power, Politics & Panic in the House
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November 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The Impeachment Gambit: Courage, Chaos, or Just Bad Timing?
By The Unredacted Bastard | Deep Dive | Power, Politics & Panic in the House
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By The Unredacted Bastard | Deep Dive | Power, Politics & Panic in the House
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Trump’s Next Great Ideas: A Feline Forecast of Future Stupidity
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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Trump’s Next Great Ideas: A Feline Forecast of Future Stupidity
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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November 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Trump’s Next Great Ideas: A Feline Forecast of Future Stupidity
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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Couldn't sleep, so I made this.
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Couldn't sleep, so I made this.
Happy Wednesday! This song was originally sung by Roy Orbison (recorded in 1987, but released in 1992 after his death) and then Cyndi Lauper had a top 10 hit with it in 1989. Celine Dion made it the number 2 dance hit in the country in 2003.
I Drove All Night - Celine Dion
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I Drove All Night - Celine Dion
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CELINE DION - I Drove All Night (Extended Version)
YouTube video by Céline Dion TV Special
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November 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Happy Wednesday! This song was originally sung by Roy Orbison (recorded in 1987, but released in 1992 after his death) and then Cyndi Lauper had a top 10 hit with it in 1989. Celine Dion made it the number 2 dance hit in the country in 2003.
I Drove All Night - Celine Dion
youtu.be/BPbq2pNjZdk?...
I Drove All Night - Celine Dion
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Because we got couth and shit...
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Because we got couth and shit...