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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿
@mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social
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Humor & Truth. Cancer survivor. USAF vet Cat dad. Bosox & NY Giants
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By a landslide...
Trump sitting and wearing a dunce cap. 45 was the dumbest president in history 47 is kicking his ass
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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The Congressional Budget Office has lowered its forecast for Trump's tariffs on imported goods, raising new doubts about his promise to give U.S. citizens a $2,000 rebate.

Gee, who'da thunk it?
Trump, showing off his signature NEWS Trump's tariffs expected to bring in $1 trillion less than expected
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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On November 20, 2025, Trump responded to a video message by Democratic lawmakers and veterans that reinforced military personnel’s duty to refuse illegal orders.
Trump reacted on Truth Social, stating, "SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!"
Picture of retired US army lieutenant general, Mark Hertling "For what it's worth, as a commander and officer it was my duty, moral obligation, and legal requirements to first question and then to not obey any illegal orders I was given. The same is true for everyone who swears the oath. Hope that clears things up.
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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This👇👇👇
Trump hugging and kissing an American flag... Caption: When you tell him that flag is 14 years old
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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What the absolute fuck???

The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas or nooses as hate symbols, instead opting to classify them as "potentially divisive" under new guidelines, the Washington Post reports.
Picture of a US Coast Guard vessel BREAKING NEWS The US Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, an emblem of fascism and extreme white supremacy inextricably linked to the murder of millions of Jews and that more than 400,000 U.S. died fighting against in World War II, as a hate symbol, according to a new policy that takes effect next month. Source: The Washington Post
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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They will be held accountable for the evils they perpetrate.
Masked ICE agent, in full military gear and pointing a rifle. These ICE agents walk around like they're special ops. Bro, calm down, you got rejected by the military, and now you're raiding taco trucks like it's Call of Duty.
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Hopefully, it will be recorded...
I hope "Quiet Piggy" are the last words he hears whispered into his ear by a nurse, as she squirts his morphine onto the floor.
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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It wasn’t me, I swear...
Pam Bondi Fox News chyron: Bondi: "The next person who DM's the President and asks him where the clit in his neckussy is gets deported immediately."
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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There's no doubt in my mind...
"Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses. Because somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say this never happened. " - Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Republicans are such assholes...
Female Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays: "Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift." Response to Fox guest: " f*** Grandma" is a hell of a message from Republicans to close the year
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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BREAKING:
Picture of a light brown stallion with a blonde mane Rumor has it that Ghislaine Maxwell owned a prize stallion named Bubba Ah, the plot thickens
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Monday morning levity...
Trump walking hand in hand with Bill Clinton. Trump's T-shirt says: I drained the swamp Clinton's T-shirt says: Swamp
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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MAGA be like...
Cartoon people in MAGA hats saying, "But... He didn't swallow, right?
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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So, who's it going to be?
Trump, standing in on of the rooms in the White House that has a ton of tacky gold decorations everywhere. The first Democratic candidate to promise they will melt down this tacky gold shit and feed hungry kids with the proceeds gets my vote!
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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I mean, he was overly talkative with Mr. Palmer's package, so this makes sense. Now, we know he got the title The Big Beautiful Bill...
Trump grabbing Bill Clinton "package"
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Couldn't sleep, so I made this.
Man with a microphone interviewing a baby in a high chair. Man: What's the difference between Donald Trump and a baby? Baby: Eventually, the baby stops whining.
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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This 👇
Trump, sound asleep in the middle of a meeting. It's not the sleep I mind. It's the repeated waking up again that bothers me.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Attention,Trumpanzees: Don’t forget your Payless Putin and Dopey Donny Dipshit MAGA love figures!

Makes a great stocking stuffer for the MAGA idiots in your family...
MAGA Love action figure dolls of Trump and Putin with accessories
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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This about covers it...
Skeleton sitting in a chair holding a cell phone. Me waiting for my $5,000 DOGE check, my ten George Soros protesting checks, and my $2,000 tariff check so I can put a down payment on my 50 year mortgage and buy that $1.98 a gallon gas
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Let me know when you see it.
Karoline Leavitt standing in front of the White House Washington DC sign, but she's blocking everything after the White and Washing
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Pure toilet water. Enjoy! It gets rid of Covid, and grows teeth!
Bottle of water labeled MAGA WATER.
November 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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He should ask for more...
South Park Satan "I will be suing South Park for $50M. Showing Trump in bed with me has done irreparable harm to my reputation.
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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I will be destroying this idea in tomorrow's Unredacted Bastard article. You won't want to miss it, unless you're a huge fan of your own bankruptcy.
Trump post about sending healthcare money directly to citizens.
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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I call this #KarmaIsABitch
Left: Trump mocking disabled reporter. Right: Trump, slumped in his chair looking disabled and zoned out.
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Yeah, we don't have to imagine...
Trump standing next to an identically dresser JD Vance. Caption: Imagine being so full of shit that you need another asshole
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM