Jasmin🌸
@theboobtaster.bsky.social
doctor who obsessed lesbian and woke gen z girl. i hate americans.
she/her - 23yo - german 🇩🇪
instagram: jasmellody
she/her - 23yo - german 🇩🇪
instagram: jasmellody
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Jasmin🌸
@theboobtaster.bsky.social
· Jan 18
“trans agenda” is how Super Mario would say transgender
ain’t that a kick in the head
January 17, 2026 at 6:51 AM
ain’t that a kick in the head
trans people: i’m trans
cis people: ok
preston garvey from fallout 4: I just got word another settlement needs our help. I'll mark it on the map for you.
cis people: ok
preston garvey from fallout 4: I just got word another settlement needs our help. I'll mark it on the map for you.
January 16, 2026 at 9:19 PM
trans people: i’m trans
cis people: ok
preston garvey from fallout 4: I just got word another settlement needs our help. I'll mark it on the map for you.
cis people: ok
preston garvey from fallout 4: I just got word another settlement needs our help. I'll mark it on the map for you.
some guy on the bus asked us if this bus stops in poland…i live right next to the dutch border. he’s on the wrong side of the country. which bus would drive that route 😭
(i made this graph for the americans)
(i made this graph for the americans)
January 16, 2026 at 12:09 PM
some guy on the bus asked us if this bus stops in poland…i live right next to the dutch border. he’s on the wrong side of the country. which bus would drive that route 😭
(i made this graph for the americans)
(i made this graph for the americans)
had some fun in Fallout 4. decided to romance this woman in Goodneighbour called Magnolia.
my character sleeps with her and the day after she gets rejected at a hotel because Magnolias one true love is singing and she “isn’t ready for commitment”
this game is too realistic
my character sleeps with her and the day after she gets rejected at a hotel because Magnolias one true love is singing and she “isn’t ready for commitment”
this game is too realistic
January 15, 2026 at 8:05 PM
had some fun in Fallout 4. decided to romance this woman in Goodneighbour called Magnolia.
my character sleeps with her and the day after she gets rejected at a hotel because Magnolias one true love is singing and she “isn’t ready for commitment”
this game is too realistic
my character sleeps with her and the day after she gets rejected at a hotel because Magnolias one true love is singing and she “isn’t ready for commitment”
this game is too realistic
when i am dead i want to show up as a ghost every time someone tells a loved one “it wasn’t your fault” to tell them if that is true or not. just for giggles
January 15, 2026 at 7:20 PM
when i am dead i want to show up as a ghost every time someone tells a loved one “it wasn’t your fault” to tell them if that is true or not. just for giggles
remember when the president was impeached for jaywalking (obviously not the real reason)
January 15, 2026 at 11:57 AM
remember when the president was impeached for jaywalking (obviously not the real reason)
i swear to god that weird Fallout 1-2 lore about the United States pre 2077 starts to sound less ridiculous than the actual reality
January 15, 2026 at 11:51 AM
i swear to god that weird Fallout 1-2 lore about the United States pre 2077 starts to sound less ridiculous than the actual reality
yo Trump uhhh forget about all these people saying that Germany is the biggest member of the EU.
it’s actually France, trust me. France is totally the main player here. focus on them
it’s actually France, trust me. France is totally the main player here. focus on them
January 15, 2026 at 11:48 AM
yo Trump uhhh forget about all these people saying that Germany is the biggest member of the EU.
it’s actually France, trust me. France is totally the main player here. focus on them
it’s actually France, trust me. France is totally the main player here. focus on them
America: “we NEED these resources in Greenland”
Europe if America asked NATO nicely : “ah yeah sure dw man. go ahead”
like literally how can a government be this stupid. they have trade deals and are in the fucking NATO. US Soldiers are stationed everywhere in Europe 😭
Europe if America asked NATO nicely : “ah yeah sure dw man. go ahead”
like literally how can a government be this stupid. they have trade deals and are in the fucking NATO. US Soldiers are stationed everywhere in Europe 😭
January 15, 2026 at 11:39 AM
America: “we NEED these resources in Greenland”
Europe if America asked NATO nicely : “ah yeah sure dw man. go ahead”
like literally how can a government be this stupid. they have trade deals and are in the fucking NATO. US Soldiers are stationed everywhere in Europe 😭
Europe if America asked NATO nicely : “ah yeah sure dw man. go ahead”
like literally how can a government be this stupid. they have trade deals and are in the fucking NATO. US Soldiers are stationed everywhere in Europe 😭
today i have an appointment with the contact and advice center for mentally ill people because of my depression.
i also applied for a job to that place, because they were looking for some part time office workers
i also applied for a job to that place, because they were looking for some part time office workers
January 15, 2026 at 8:18 AM
today i have an appointment with the contact and advice center for mentally ill people because of my depression.
i also applied for a job to that place, because they were looking for some part time office workers
i also applied for a job to that place, because they were looking for some part time office workers
news in normal countries: “good evening ladies and gentlemen, this morning a major scandal….”
news in the united states: “CONCERING NEWS!!! IS THE WORLD ENDING????!!!! GLORY TO OUR LEADER TRUMP”
news in the united states: “CONCERING NEWS!!! IS THE WORLD ENDING????!!!! GLORY TO OUR LEADER TRUMP”
January 15, 2026 at 7:32 AM
news in normal countries: “good evening ladies and gentlemen, this morning a major scandal….”
news in the united states: “CONCERING NEWS!!! IS THE WORLD ENDING????!!!! GLORY TO OUR LEADER TRUMP”
news in the united states: “CONCERING NEWS!!! IS THE WORLD ENDING????!!!! GLORY TO OUR LEADER TRUMP”
Americas worst nightmare. they’d shoot every single one of those cars
January 15, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Americas worst nightmare. they’d shoot every single one of those cars
there’s this seminar i’m visiting this month and i always bring my laptop with me so i have big computer in my bag and small computer in my pocket. technology is amazing
January 15, 2026 at 6:52 AM
there’s this seminar i’m visiting this month and i always bring my laptop with me so i have big computer in my bag and small computer in my pocket. technology is amazing
(what republicans and conservative democrats sound like) bro i swear hitler won’t start a war. he’d never do that. he’s not that evil, he won’t start a genocide or whatever. stop being a doomer
January 15, 2026 at 6:50 AM
(what republicans and conservative democrats sound like) bro i swear hitler won’t start a war. he’d never do that. he’s not that evil, he won’t start a genocide or whatever. stop being a doomer
i’m limiting my exposure to only 2 americans a day. if you’re american you just have to be lucky enough
January 15, 2026 at 6:49 AM
i’m limiting my exposure to only 2 americans a day. if you’re american you just have to be lucky enough
Bethesda not releasing a single Fallout remake or new game after they made the best tv show based on a video game ever
January 14, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Bethesda not releasing a single Fallout remake or new game after they made the best tv show based on a video game ever
I can’t believe Mike tried to murder Walt with his dangerous murder weapon 😧. I’m glad Heisenberg rightfully defended his life. Mike shouldn’t have been in that car 😓😥
January 14, 2026 at 12:04 PM
I can’t believe Mike tried to murder Walt with his dangerous murder weapon 😧. I’m glad Heisenberg rightfully defended his life. Mike shouldn’t have been in that car 😓😥
If I was Todd Howard, I’d add my hometown to Fallout just to absolutely nuke it oblivion in a cutscene. I’d pick the entirety of Germany even
January 14, 2026 at 11:53 AM
If I was Todd Howard, I’d add my hometown to Fallout just to absolutely nuke it oblivion in a cutscene. I’d pick the entirety of Germany even
Americans should feel ashamed to be americans. all of them
January 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Americans should feel ashamed to be americans. all of them
this is way too real
January 13, 2026 at 11:27 AM
this is way too real
this might be the post apocalypse but i still have to look classy
January 13, 2026 at 7:51 AM
this might be the post apocalypse but i still have to look classy
a second dog as hit my Fallout 4 savefile
January 13, 2026 at 7:37 AM
a second dog as hit my Fallout 4 savefile
i still can’t believe that i find this funny
January 13, 2026 at 7:17 AM
i still can’t believe that i find this funny
question about the Fallout show:
what do you even have to do to be referred to as your race like Cooper/The Ghoul is? there are countless of ghouls. why is he the one? nobody would call Lucy “The Human”
what do you even have to do to be referred to as your race like Cooper/The Ghoul is? there are countless of ghouls. why is he the one? nobody would call Lucy “The Human”
January 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
question about the Fallout show:
what do you even have to do to be referred to as your race like Cooper/The Ghoul is? there are countless of ghouls. why is he the one? nobody would call Lucy “The Human”
what do you even have to do to be referred to as your race like Cooper/The Ghoul is? there are countless of ghouls. why is he the one? nobody would call Lucy “The Human”
first time looking for shaun in fallout 4 vs the second time looking for him
January 12, 2026 at 1:20 PM
first time looking for shaun in fallout 4 vs the second time looking for him