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Jasmin🌸
@theboobtaster.bsky.social
doctor who obsessed lesbian and woke gen z girl. i hate americans with a passion.

she/her - 23yo - german 🇩🇪
instagram: jasmellody
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“trans agenda” is how Super Mario would say transgender
streaming services after you try to cancel your subscription: “babe no please don’t leave, i can change. look how good i am for you. do you really want to give this up? give me one more chance please i beg you”
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
i bought this van gogh shirt because i love the dutch and cutting ears off
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
new bag just dropped (yes it was a black friday deal)
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
so down bad i save some of her messages because they make me happy
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
my hobby is visiting random places with friends to do photo shoots
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
dang, donald called saul goodman 😱
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 AM
hello
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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5 things a woman has to do

- nothing, women can do whatever they wan’t or don’t want

- buy the Magikarp at Mt. Moon to have a strong Gyarados for Pokemon Fire Red’s middle to late game
November 20, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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Landorus Gyarados Blaziken Tyranitar Quagsire is the only LGBTQ I respect🫡
February 29, 2024 at 7:32 AM
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
there’s nobody more patriotic than turkish people living in germany
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
the dumbest thing ever taught in school is probably cursive. i never needed that shit and i forgot everything about it.
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 AM
“The late 👐PROFESSOR OAK👐 He was a big guy—the biggest, some people say, in terms of ‘Pokemon’. It was a real shame what those radical left Democrats like Professor Elm did to him. And that Cynthia, what a nasty woman. I have a feeling we’ll be looking into her soon.”
Professor Oak would be on the Epstein List
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 AM
unpopular opinion but microsoft and windows is actually not bad and linux users are probably dissatisfied with life and single because their partner broke up with them.
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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*kissing a girl*

no homo haha…right? babe wait no i-i-i made a joke it was a - what? please don’t leave i was just kidding…i…i like your ass?
November 2, 2024 at 10:33 AM
Rayquaza can mega evolve without a stone because he ate the meteorite that gave it the power to mega evolve.

we all know Pokemon mainly mega evolve through the bond they have with their trainer.

This means we can all assume Rayquaza mega evolves through self love. end of essay.
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
are you a boy or a girl? do you have a pokemon or are you on your own? do you want to visit this forest near our town? i have this quest for you!
Professor Oak would be on the Epstein List
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Professor Oak would be on the Epstein List
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
being happy suits me so well
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
lalalal
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
this is what loving yourself and being in love with someone does to you
been getting into this sexuality thing lately. kinda neat. definitely underestimated it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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been getting into this sexuality thing lately. kinda neat. definitely underestimated it.
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
it’s so hot that she’s taller than me i swear. i also lost arm wrestling to her which is really hot too.
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 AM