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🎶Cheese! Glorious Cheese!
Cheese makes life exciting🎶
Time Magazine Person of the Year: 2006
Cheese makes life exciting🎶
Time Magazine Person of the Year: 2006
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@praisecheese.bsky.social
· Jan 26
*after eating 12 Fudgesicles*
Me: Time to get to work!
You: They actually sell popsicle sticks at craft stores.
Me: Don't question my art!
Me: Time to get to work!
You: They actually sell popsicle sticks at craft stores.
Me: Don't question my art!
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good morning. eat an oligarch
January 16, 2026 at 12:07 PM
good morning. eat an oligarch
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Murder, She Spelled Out With Magnets On the Refrigerator
January 16, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Murder, She Spelled Out With Magnets On the Refrigerator
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There's little use for balloons anymore but maybe we have enough dna on the old rubber knots to clone party people
January 12, 2026 at 5:14 PM
There's little use for balloons anymore but maybe we have enough dna on the old rubber knots to clone party people
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You know you're getting old when you have to turn your music down to park your car.
January 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
You know you're getting old when you have to turn your music down to park your car.
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Pleased to report that I still have no idea what I'm doing
January 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Pleased to report that I still have no idea what I'm doing
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
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Take a look a three recent events and one thing becomes very clear: The Trump doctrine is violence.
New video analysis from @davidcorn.bsky.social on the recent events 👇
New video analysis from @davidcorn.bsky.social on the recent events 👇
The Trump Administration Has a Warning: We Will Use Violence
YouTube video by Mother Jones
youtu.be
January 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Take a look a three recent events and one thing becomes very clear: The Trump doctrine is violence.
New video analysis from @davidcorn.bsky.social on the recent events 👇
New video analysis from @davidcorn.bsky.social on the recent events 👇
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Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
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ok i think we got the oppressive moves from Andor down now let’s try some of the rebel stuff
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
ok i think we got the oppressive moves from Andor down now let’s try some of the rebel stuff
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Pisces: Against impossible odds, this year looks even worse for you.
January 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Pisces: Against impossible odds, this year looks even worse for you.
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The vast majority of Americans are opposed to AI and oligarchy, but both of our major political parties are too corrupted by billionaire control to stand up for the people.
Americans Hate AI. Which Party Will Benefit?
Party insiders are divided on how to channel Americans’ growing fear of AI.
www.politico.com
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The vast majority of Americans are opposed to AI and oligarchy, but both of our major political parties are too corrupted by billionaire control to stand up for the people.
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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You think that FIFA stuff was bad wait until the Olympic Committee builds a 4th platform above the other 3 for the Platinum Medal awarded to him for every single event
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
You think that FIFA stuff was bad wait until the Olympic Committee builds a 4th platform above the other 3 for the Platinum Medal awarded to him for every single event
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
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The moon is too bright and my heartbeat is too loud
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 AM
The moon is too bright and my heartbeat is too loud
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Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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The only thing higher than grocery prices right now is me
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The only thing higher than grocery prices right now is me
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"it's stew season!" i happily declare, still mad at you about that thing you said three years ago
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"it's stew season!" i happily declare, still mad at you about that thing you said three years ago
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Forgetting to turn on the crockpot is my most prolific self sabotage yet.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Forgetting to turn on the crockpot is my most prolific self sabotage yet.
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We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
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Some say I’m long and rambling. Others say I fail to get to the point. But the jokes on them. I’m a living, breathing director’s cut. I’m da special edition, baby.
October 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Some say I’m long and rambling. Others say I fail to get to the point. But the jokes on them. I’m a living, breathing director’s cut. I’m da special edition, baby.
Dibs on the band name Meat Loaf Igloo
@bethecookie.bsky.social
@bethecookie.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Dibs on the band name Meat Loaf Igloo
@bethecookie.bsky.social
@bethecookie.bsky.social
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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I'm out on another short walk as unofficial town sorcerer. I've brought my bag of unsalted peanuts, my hand-embroidered flower cap, a vintage monster finger puppet for good luck, and my knowledge of mild, almost ineffective charms. My back aches, and I'm not wearing appropriate walking shoes.
October 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm out on another short walk as unofficial town sorcerer. I've brought my bag of unsalted peanuts, my hand-embroidered flower cap, a vintage monster finger puppet for good luck, and my knowledge of mild, almost ineffective charms. My back aches, and I'm not wearing appropriate walking shoes.