tyches
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the best borat impressionist you know (he/they)
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Aaron Rodgers hasn't been this visibly frustrated since he read that the St. Jude Children's Research Hospital is being run by Dracula
January 13, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Aaron Rodgers hasn't been this visibly frustrated since he read that the St. Jude Children's Research Hospital is being run by Dracula
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me walking into Fogo de Chão
January 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
me walking into Fogo de Chão
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It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas
January 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
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costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
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i know alotta autistic dolls
January 12, 2026 at 4:56 PM
i know alotta autistic dolls
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Yoru and Aoba are surprised, but Uni stays composed… the strongest, as always
January 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Yoru and Aoba are surprised, but Uni stays composed… the strongest, as always
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hurt people hurt people.
December 9, 2024 at 10:00 PM
hurt people hurt people.
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[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
November 22, 2024 at 10:32 AM
[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
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no one talk to me until ive had my morning bowl of chicken alfredo
November 22, 2024 at 1:40 PM
no one talk to me until ive had my morning bowl of chicken alfredo
do you guys think rfk jr. is anti-vax because his dad got shot
November 21, 2024 at 1:41 AM
do you guys think rfk jr. is anti-vax because his dad got shot
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nom nom froot loops
November 19, 2024 at 10:35 AM
nom nom froot loops
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It's possible that Jerry Jones will die before ever again feeling happiness. Which is fine.
November 19, 2024 at 4:26 AM
It's possible that Jerry Jones will die before ever again feeling happiness. Which is fine.
still on the hunt for the clown that hides from gay people
November 19, 2024 at 3:20 AM
still on the hunt for the clown that hides from gay people
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Biden Authorizes Ukraine To Use Long-Range Weapons On Him
Biden Authorizes Ukraine To Use Long-Range Weapons On Him
‘I’m Ready, Man,’ Declares Weary President WASHINGTON—Explaining that this represented the end of the line and he simply wished to go out with a bang, President Joe Biden announced Monday that he had ...
theonion.com
November 18, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Biden Authorizes Ukraine To Use Long-Range Weapons On Him
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mahomes won a super bowl straight up, then he almost won one with no o-line, then he won one on one leg, then he won one with receivers who'd never seen a football before, now he's trying to win one while throwing a horrifyingly dumb pick every game. he's trying to win football on every balatro deck
November 17, 2024 at 9:34 PM
mahomes won a super bowl straight up, then he almost won one with no o-line, then he won one on one leg, then he won one with receivers who'd never seen a football before, now he's trying to win one while throwing a horrifyingly dumb pick every game. he's trying to win football on every balatro deck
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everything is romantic
November 17, 2024 at 9:45 PM
everything is romantic
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you think a football counts as a vegetable? i don't
November 17, 2024 at 8:59 PM
you think a football counts as a vegetable? i don't
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very hot tip: if you see this shit in the store buy it. it’s peak refreshment. mixes perfectly with gin if you’re into that kind of thing. i get it at aldi but imagine it’s elsewhere
this isnt a sponsored post but it was made out of personal self interest, because if they stop making it i will kms
this isnt a sponsored post but it was made out of personal self interest, because if they stop making it i will kms
November 17, 2024 at 6:24 PM
very hot tip: if you see this shit in the store buy it. it’s peak refreshment. mixes perfectly with gin if you’re into that kind of thing. i get it at aldi but imagine it’s elsewhere
this isnt a sponsored post but it was made out of personal self interest, because if they stop making it i will kms
this isnt a sponsored post but it was made out of personal self interest, because if they stop making it i will kms
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typa shit i'm on
November 17, 2024 at 3:57 PM
typa shit i'm on
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doc loaded me up with ant tranquilizers im speeeding down the highway
November 17, 2024 at 5:32 PM
doc loaded me up with ant tranquilizers im speeeding down the highway
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bro just checking in you've been really quiet for a while but the horns just took your leitmotif away from the woodwinds.
November 17, 2024 at 5:46 AM
bro just checking in you've been really quiet for a while but the horns just took your leitmotif away from the woodwinds.