Absolute Jahn
@jahnjira.bsky.social
🔞 Monsterboy currently at odds with birdsite. Any pronouns I don't really care.
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Absolute Jahn
@jahnjira.bsky.social
· Jan 5
JAHN CONTENT CONSOOMER THREAD
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Access to 12 pages. The comic is still in progress.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Access to 12 pages. The comic is still in progress.
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Gallica having a great night
Thanks for the comm, @nyonoyostories!
Thanks for the comm, @nyonoyostories!
November 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Gallica having a great night
Thanks for the comm, @nyonoyostories!
Thanks for the comm, @nyonoyostories!
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To see what's next 👀 image (3/12)
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November 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
To see what's next 👀 image (3/12)
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I lost my Patreon for the time being. This obviously is a massive blow. I will try to resolve Patreon’s issues with my ASMR account, but I think this is the beginning of the end for using Patreon as a VTuber
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Librarian Femdom [Forced Feminization]
[Brainwashing] [Gender TF], posted February 27, 2025
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Please update your Patreon according to those guidelines and reply to this email so our Trust & Safety team can review your Patreon for reinstatement. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to email me. I'm here to help.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I lost my Patreon for the time being. This obviously is a massive blow. I will try to resolve Patreon’s issues with my ASMR account, but I think this is the beginning of the end for using Patreon as a VTuber
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not cutting this one down sorry
September 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
not cutting this one down sorry
the sinister Ballpoint Khan
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
the sinister Ballpoint Khan
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i'm going to frow upppp
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
i'm going to frow upppp
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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Police have named the couple they’re looking for in connection to a racist incident on the tube and they’re wealthy Trump supporters and founders of an “anti-woke” PR firm.
Trump supporter and financier named as couple in Bond Street Tube ‘assault and racist abuse’ police appeal — The Standard
Philip Ostermann and Melissa Rein Lively have been named as the subjects of the British Transport Police appeal
apple.news
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Police have named the couple they’re looking for in connection to a racist incident on the tube and they’re wealthy Trump supporters and founders of an “anti-woke” PR firm.
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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Luigi “Ooohohhoo this Mansion 3 is so hard to navigate. How will I ever get out of this cage?”
The ever reliable Goomer:
The ever reliable Goomer:
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Luigi “Ooohohhoo this Mansion 3 is so hard to navigate. How will I ever get out of this cage?”
The ever reliable Goomer:
The ever reliable Goomer:
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new Playstation Magazine Raiden moment uncovered
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
new Playstation Magazine Raiden moment uncovered
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what if in Nope it was called Jean Jerkit and it was just milking dudes up there
November 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
what if in Nope it was called Jean Jerkit and it was just milking dudes up there
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Oh, so he totally stole the money
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Oh, so he totally stole the money
