Absolute Jahn
@jahnjira.bsky.social
🔞 Monsterboy currently at odds with birdsite. Any pronouns I don't really care.
💜 @busterburnstein.bsky.social 💜
💜 @busterburnstein.bsky.social 💜
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please and thank you
February 14, 2026 at 4:04 AM
please and thank you
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"Hey! Want to join?"
February 14, 2026 at 1:02 AM
"Hey! Want to join?"
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astrotrain narrowly missed being hit by unicron's jizz
February 14, 2026 at 3:34 AM
astrotrain narrowly missed being hit by unicron's jizz
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i'm so fucking close to being finished with this jawn #himeyaarts
February 14, 2026 at 3:29 AM
i'm so fucking close to being finished with this jawn #himeyaarts
i love being purple!
February 14, 2026 at 3:31 AM
i love being purple!
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PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
February 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
PornHub’s new VDay map is bleak. Age verification laws have done so much damage
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Idk, it made my mom cry when Big Boss died, so it’s gotta be good for something.
February 14, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Idk, it made my mom cry when Big Boss died, so it’s gotta be good for something.
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it's #FembotFriday take a load off with me
February 13, 2026 at 6:01 PM
it's #FembotFriday take a load off with me
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February 14, 2026 at 12:21 AM
im starting to see the leaks from Spider-Man and the bastards done pulled me back in
February 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
im starting to see the leaks from Spider-Man and the bastards done pulled me back in
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THE DIDDY KONG AND DONKEY KONG DUO IN TENNIS FEVER WAS MADE BY A CABAL OF EVIL WIZARDS WITH THE SOLE INTENT TO RUIN YOUR LIFE
February 14, 2026 at 12:37 AM
THE DIDDY KONG AND DONKEY KONG DUO IN TENNIS FEVER WAS MADE BY A CABAL OF EVIL WIZARDS WITH THE SOLE INTENT TO RUIN YOUR LIFE
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SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE ELSE! We only have 35 left.
Godzilla from Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire has been reimagined as a metal band shirt by Matt Frank for the Ghost x Ghost METALCROPOLIS series.
Soft cotton. Extremely metal. No restocks.
Godzilla from Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire has been reimagined as a metal band shirt by Matt Frank for the Ghost x Ghost METALCROPOLIS series.
Soft cotton. Extremely metal. No restocks.
February 14, 2026 at 1:24 AM
SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE ELSE! We only have 35 left.
Godzilla from Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire has been reimagined as a metal band shirt by Matt Frank for the Ghost x Ghost METALCROPOLIS series.
Soft cotton. Extremely metal. No restocks.
Godzilla from Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire has been reimagined as a metal band shirt by Matt Frank for the Ghost x Ghost METALCROPOLIS series.
Soft cotton. Extremely metal. No restocks.
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Which one of you 29 cowards is gonna buy the rancid Mario Cheez Whiz
February 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Which one of you 29 cowards is gonna buy the rancid Mario Cheez Whiz
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In other streaming news, Tubi has officially confirmed that ONE HUNDRED animated titles from the Warner Bros., Hanna-Barbera, and Cartoon Network libraries will be made available on their platform starting March 1!
February 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
In other streaming news, Tubi has officially confirmed that ONE HUNDRED animated titles from the Warner Bros., Hanna-Barbera, and Cartoon Network libraries will be made available on their platform starting March 1!
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since ive drawn basically this same exact pose already take a warmup sketch
February 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
since ive drawn basically this same exact pose already take a warmup sketch
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THE FATHER
THE SON
AND THE HOLY SPIRIT
THE SON
AND THE HOLY SPIRIT
February 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM
THE FATHER
THE SON
AND THE HOLY SPIRIT
THE SON
AND THE HOLY SPIRIT