tyches
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the best borat impressionist you know (he/they)
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POV: the last thing you see
January 15, 2026 at 1:32 PM
POV: the last thing you see
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Me, wandering in there to eat cold ravioli straight out the Chef Boyardee can
January 14, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Me, wandering in there to eat cold ravioli straight out the Chef Boyardee can
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doing one of these because I have a really good sandwich in there
January 14, 2026 at 10:18 PM
doing one of these because I have a really good sandwich in there
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they have extracted all the semen from every ice agent who plugged themselves alone in a marriott bathroom and now the president is going to drink it
January 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
they have extracted all the semen from every ice agent who plugged themselves alone in a marriott bathroom and now the president is going to drink it
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Bandcamp has banned AI music.
The company has released a statement which includes the following: "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp."
stereogum.com/2485199/band...
The company has released a statement which includes the following: "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp."
stereogum.com/2485199/band...
Bandcamp Bans AI Music
AI music has become a big problem on streaming services. Remember the AI-generated psych-rock band the Velvet Sundown and the AI-generated metalcore band Broken Avenue racking up streams on Spotify? R...
stereogum.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Bandcamp has banned AI music.
The company has released a statement which includes the following: "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp."
stereogum.com/2485199/band...
The company has released a statement which includes the following: "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp."
stereogum.com/2485199/band...
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My bedroom was also named “the bone temple” and “28 years later” I’m finally going to kiss a woman in it
January 14, 2026 at 4:05 AM
My bedroom was also named “the bone temple” and “28 years later” I’m finally going to kiss a woman in it
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when i catch her eyes moving off the dollar menu
Soma Cruz Portrait Art - Castlevania Aria of Sorrow
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
when i catch her eyes moving off the dollar menu
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Whether it's Barack Obama asking for Dijon mustard or Donald Trump screaming "fuck you" in a Ford plant at someone calling him a "pedophile protector," presidential norms have been challenged in the 21st century
January 14, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Whether it's Barack Obama asking for Dijon mustard or Donald Trump screaming "fuck you" in a Ford plant at someone calling him a "pedophile protector," presidential norms have been challenged in the 21st century
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Damn. Lived as a pain in the ass, died of one too.
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Damn. Lived as a pain in the ass, died of one too.
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This is where I post from
January 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
This is where I post from
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rest in piss motherfucker
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
rest in piss motherfucker
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sure. fuck it. why not. replace dog-hump.gif. nothing fucking matters
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
sure. fuck it. why not. replace dog-hump.gif. nothing fucking matters
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Why are you PH testing that werewolf what is this
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Why are you PH testing that werewolf what is this
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You see the paper today?
January 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
You see the paper today?
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In Scott Adams’s honor I will be eating one of these and shitting myself
January 13, 2026 at 3:53 PM
In Scott Adams’s honor I will be eating one of these and shitting myself
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Just for posterity here is the Heathcliff comic the day that Scott Adams died.
January 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Just for posterity here is the Heathcliff comic the day that Scott Adams died.
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I am hearing that on his deathbed Scott Adams received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
January 13, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I am hearing that on his deathbed Scott Adams received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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thanks to inflation "days" means roughly 30 minutes
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
thanks to inflation "days" means roughly 30 minutes
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