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Optimist Primus
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I deleted my account years ago, but some people claim they still see my posts

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Life is beauty wrapped in a nightmare. And I'm just chipping away at the shell, looking for that creamy center.
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it’s cool that one day i will die and everything will keep going without me
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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i don’t get enough credit for being one of the greatest minds of our time
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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This is for all of you: You are loved and please don't wonder about it because we love you.

You are loved.

You're loved.
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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might fuck around and fall through the cracks of society
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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I heard someone from my high school became a god and kissed the sun
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Seems like more of an existential crisis kind of sitch…
June 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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*shrugs* could be worse. Your toothbrush could grow hands while you're brushing and grab onto your lips
March 15, 2024 at 11:04 AM
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Hapless rube in commercial for AI: Gemini, what does the recipe mean by, “finish by broiling on top rack for 4 minutes”? 😩

Gemini: Amazing job on the cooking! It can be scary. First of all, an oven is like an epic car without wheels that gets hot
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Let’s be delirious.
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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We light ourselves afire.
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Pardon me while I slip into something a little more comfortable, (an alternate timeline)
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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(Sylvester the Cat voice) Thhhovereign Thhitizen!
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Not dead, but haunted by a ghost who is also me.
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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The Ocean: I've just graduated with honors from the University of Being The Ocean
me: congratuloceans!
The Ocean: Thank you.
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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May today not suck.
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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The good news is the creatures in the walls heard your soliloquy and they’re planning something special for you
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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sometimes i think people must not be on bsky bc i’m not getting many likes but then i reread my posts and am like oh yeah right
November 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Men only want one thing (to fight someone on top of a moving train)
November 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Noticing various shit and saying ‘wow’
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Liminal times
October 5, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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they have canada on the moon now
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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calling upon people to line up in straight lines and then line up also into circles and triangles. and then after that we will all figure out what to do
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Jobs give me the ick
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM