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Optimist Primus
@optimistprimus.bsky.social
800 followers 460 following 290 posts
I deleted my account years ago, but some people claim they still see my posts

Don't read these after midnight:
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How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man SpongeBob meme
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Bonjour mes amis!

📍Montréal, Quebec
Ferris wheel lit up at sunset in Montréal Mini amusement park in Montréal, pic came out kinda blurry by accident but I think it looks cool like an album cover or a fading memory Montréal street, early evening Sunset over water
October 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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I'm in a better place now 🇨🇦
Toronto sign lit up at night and reflected in a fountain. Toronto City Hall and some other buildings are in the background
October 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Lmao
Yahoo Mail survey asking how my experience is, the choices are Completely outstanding Extremely good Very good Good Not good
September 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Bus platforms C and D sound kinda fun
Sign in a Jersey City bus station that says Kiss 'n Ride, bus platforms C & D
August 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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This is who runs this account
The oddly disturbing animated plastic cowboys from the Primus music video for Winona's Big Brown Beaver
August 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Passive aggressively refusing to walk 10000 steps a day
Pedometer app notification showing I walked 9999 steps (and burned 512.8 calories)
August 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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The Simpsons principal skinner its the children who are wrong meme, top text says "do I feel threatened everywhere I go because everyone hates me an I'm a weak coward?" Bottom says "no, it's the city thats unsafe"
August 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Imagine asking chatgpt how to get drunk lmao
AP news headline notification on my phone: Ai's dangerous advice An AP review of watchdog tests shows chatgpt offered teens detailed help on how to get drunk, conceal eating disorders and more.
August 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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"How do you do, fellow humans of bluesky?"
Bot account following me with zero posts, 50 followers but 3.9k following, no bio or profile pic, random letters as the name. Seems legit.
July 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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History bsky, is this good
Instagram post of an Atlantic article called Feudalism Is Our Future. I did not read the article, just thought the headline was funny
June 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Amsterdam is pretty cool
Amsterdam canal at night, buildings and bridges are lit up in the distance and there's a few boats in the water
April 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Jolly old England. Cheers mate.
Big Ben as the sun is setting, you can also kinda see the moon next to the clock and some cars and bicyclysts
April 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Chilling in the Scottish highlands
Blue sky and sun over mountains in the Scottish highlands
April 9, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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About to go on a ghost tour in Scotland
Tim Robinson from the I Think You Should Leave ghost tour sketch saying "it's interesting, the ghosts"
April 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Logging in to blue sky
View from my plane window, you can see lots of blue sky and part of a wing and the earth far below
April 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Tonight On Unsolved Mysteries: Where The Hell Is My TV Remote, I Swear I Just Had It In My Hand A Minute Ago And Then It Vanished Without A Trace
Robert Stack from Unsolved Mysteries
March 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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happy valentines day ❤️
Screenshot of the trending bsky topics which lists CDC Layoffs Texas Outbreak JD Vance Severance Valentines Day
February 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Despite everything, the world is still a beautiful place 📷
Late sunset over the water in Manhattan. Sky is dark with shades of blue and orange, a few buildings are lit up in the distance
February 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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I have dual American and Canadian citizenship so this is me right now
Homer Simpson disappearing into hedge meme with American flag and reemerging with Canadian flag
February 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Like you just know this mf would be posting about optimizing productivity or some shit
Guy from the Soundgarden black hole sun music video, face stretched into a creepy smile
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Thanks ap news but I already know how to 'select all' and 'delete'
An ap news article alert on my phone that says 'one tech tip, how to start the new year with a clean inbox'
January 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Tonight let's take a moment to reflect on the true meaning of this holiday and the man who made it all possible, gone too soon but forever in our hearts.  After all, there wouldn't even be a Christmas if Ernest P. Worrel didn't save it for all of us.
The cover of the movie Ernest Saves Christmas. Fun fact, as a kid my family tradition was to watch this every Christmas Eve so this corny movie will always have a special place in my heart.
December 24, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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Unbelievable
Screenshot of a politico article about time magazines person of the year which is controversial but altered to read 'Time magazine to name Bart Harley Jarvis Baby of the Year'. The picture is Bart Harley Jarvis from the I Think You Should Leave sketch, a terrible biker baby wearing a leather vest and skull and crossbones bandana.
December 12, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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* your results may vary
An ad for bluesky on a bus stop in NYC. The ad says No Bots and there is a crossed out picture of a cartoon woman holding what I guess is supposed to be a bitcoin
December 6, 2024 at 9:25 PM