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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.”
Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.
Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.
Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.”
Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.
Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.
Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
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there's no such thing as a "heritage american" and brain-damaged constitutional law professors and members of the vox cinematic universe treating it with respect is bad, and they should be berated
borders are fake, and america is what it is in the best sense due to periodically recognizing that
borders are fake, and america is what it is in the best sense due to periodically recognizing that
December 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
there's no such thing as a "heritage american" and brain-damaged constitutional law professors and members of the vox cinematic universe treating it with respect is bad, and they should be berated
borders are fake, and america is what it is in the best sense due to periodically recognizing that
borders are fake, and america is what it is in the best sense due to periodically recognizing that
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Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
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The perfect encapsulation of my mutuals doesn't exi
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The perfect encapsulation of my mutuals doesn't exi
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this is how you get chewed when the gales of november come early
us education system will try to make you think its important to know the name of all 3 of christopher columbus boats, and maybe the titanic. those are the only boats you're allowed to know
December 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
this is how you get chewed when the gales of november come early
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What unholy design decision forced you into making this?
December 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
What unholy design decision forced you into making this?
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I think this strengthens the case for Stancilism.
Immediate post pandemic economy was *weird* in a way that made it hard to compare it to similar years.
But we've got low unemployment and low inflation now. Very hard to make the case that now is worse than the Volcker shock.
Immediate post pandemic economy was *weird* in a way that made it hard to compare it to similar years.
But we've got low unemployment and low inflation now. Very hard to make the case that now is worse than the Volcker shock.
UMich consumer sentiment (current conditions) at 50.4 is a new all-time low -- going back to data from the 1970s.
U.S MICHIGAN CONSUMER SENTIMENT (DEC) ACTUAL: 52.9 VS 53.3 PREVIOUS; EST 53.5
December 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I think this strengthens the case for Stancilism.
Immediate post pandemic economy was *weird* in a way that made it hard to compare it to similar years.
But we've got low unemployment and low inflation now. Very hard to make the case that now is worse than the Volcker shock.
Immediate post pandemic economy was *weird* in a way that made it hard to compare it to similar years.
But we've got low unemployment and low inflation now. Very hard to make the case that now is worse than the Volcker shock.
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My contribution to the aesthetics debate is that liberals should adopt Art Deco and just whatever FDR did.
You want building to look fucking dopt? Art Deco.
You want a poster that really slaps? WPA.
You want building to look fucking dopt? Art Deco.
You want a poster that really slaps? WPA.
December 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My contribution to the aesthetics debate is that liberals should adopt Art Deco and just whatever FDR did.
You want building to look fucking dopt? Art Deco.
You want a poster that really slaps? WPA.
You want building to look fucking dopt? Art Deco.
You want a poster that really slaps? WPA.
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Here’s a bit of genuine good news. Cougars are making their way back to the Midwest.
“This is a historic confirmation for Michigan since it is the first time in over 100 years that verified cougar reproduction has occurred east of the Mississippi River.“
content.govdelivery.com/accounts/MID...
“This is a historic confirmation for Michigan since it is the first time in over 100 years that verified cougar reproduction has occurred east of the Mississippi River.“
content.govdelivery.com/accounts/MID...
Mystery solved: Elusive cougar cubs documented again in Michigan
content.govdelivery.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Here’s a bit of genuine good news. Cougars are making their way back to the Midwest.
“This is a historic confirmation for Michigan since it is the first time in over 100 years that verified cougar reproduction has occurred east of the Mississippi River.“
content.govdelivery.com/accounts/MID...
“This is a historic confirmation for Michigan since it is the first time in over 100 years that verified cougar reproduction has occurred east of the Mississippi River.“
content.govdelivery.com/accounts/MID...
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Like you could open a factory that does nothing except fill swimming pools with water and vaporize them with a high powered laser and it would still somehow be a net water savings if the land you built it on replaced an almond farm.
December 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Like you could open a factory that does nothing except fill swimming pools with water and vaporize them with a high powered laser and it would still somehow be a net water savings if the land you built it on replaced an almond farm.
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Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
Future generations are going to look at social media in the early 21st century the way we now look at asbestos. Useful, but incredibly dangerous. Usually not worth the trouble.
Also it’s going to be really funny, as research confirms that it’s social media that is breaking politics, to see all the people who were scoffing at the idea and saying “it’s inflation, as everyone knows” turn around and say “of course it’s social media, everyone knows that”
EXCLUSIVE
New research shows for first time the impact influencers have on politics. Key findings:
• Creators are more impactful than traditional media
• Apolitical influencers have more impact than political ones
• Regular social media use pushes users to the right
www.wired.com/story/the-mo...
New research shows for first time the impact influencers have on politics. Key findings:
• Creators are more impactful than traditional media
• Apolitical influencers have more impact than political ones
• Regular social media use pushes users to the right
www.wired.com/story/the-mo...
December 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Future generations are going to look at social media in the early 21st century the way we now look at asbestos. Useful, but incredibly dangerous. Usually not worth the trouble.
Really good example of a simple series of tasks that would defeat any modern robot. The solution is going to be building context and instructions into the objects and places that robots interact with.
I don't believe it. Today, I got a package. I went out on the porch, stepped down a step, bent over, picked it up, brought it in, latched the door behind me, walked to a room, opened a drawer, got a box knife out, opened the box, picked out two bottles of mouthwash linked by a plastic collar-yoke,
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Really good example of a simple series of tasks that would defeat any modern robot. The solution is going to be building context and instructions into the objects and places that robots interact with.
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This is just one example, but this story is the perfect example of why mediocre white guys are against DEI and this is the “American Dream” they’re trying to preserve. This is the “western culture” they want to protect, and anti-discrimination laws and policies destroy that.
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This is just one example, but this story is the perfect example of why mediocre white guys are against DEI and this is the “American Dream” they’re trying to preserve. This is the “western culture” they want to protect, and anti-discrimination laws and policies destroy that.
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I know #ACA Open Enrollment is chaotic this year but it's still important to #GetCovered if at all possible.
The deadline for January 1st coverage is MIDNIGHT TONIGHT in most states.
Visit HealthCare.gov or your state-based exchange NOW.
The deadline for January 1st coverage is MIDNIGHT TONIGHT in most states.
Visit HealthCare.gov or your state-based exchange NOW.
December 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I know #ACA Open Enrollment is chaotic this year but it's still important to #GetCovered if at all possible.
The deadline for January 1st coverage is MIDNIGHT TONIGHT in most states.
Visit HealthCare.gov or your state-based exchange NOW.
The deadline for January 1st coverage is MIDNIGHT TONIGHT in most states.
Visit HealthCare.gov or your state-based exchange NOW.
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I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
What the actual fuck.
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
What the actual fuck.
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The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
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- Pope Leo X in 1517, after being told about Martin Luther.
WTF is a “Christian influencer?”
December 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
- Pope Leo X in 1517, after being told about Martin Luther.
Let it burn
Dear Bluesky liberals. Come back to Twitter. Please. PLEASE.
December 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Let it burn
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We have fun here on blue sky dot com
May 15, 2024 at 2:02 AM
We have fun here on blue sky dot com