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There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
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December 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Leqembi.
POTUS is quite possibly taking Leqembi.
This Alzheimer’s drug requires IV delivery and routine MRIs to monitor for intracranial swelling/bleeding.
POTUS is quite possibly taking Leqembi.
This Alzheimer’s drug requires IV delivery and routine MRIs to monitor for intracranial swelling/bleeding.
Trump last night had the complexion of a Thanksgiving turkey that was left in the oven too long and bandages were again visible on the back of his right hand
(photos via Getty and by Aaron Schwartz and Paul Morigi)
(photos via Getty and by Aaron Schwartz and Paul Morigi)
December 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Leqembi.
POTUS is quite possibly taking Leqembi.
This Alzheimer’s drug requires IV delivery and routine MRIs to monitor for intracranial swelling/bleeding.
POTUS is quite possibly taking Leqembi.
This Alzheimer’s drug requires IV delivery and routine MRIs to monitor for intracranial swelling/bleeding.
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UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
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December 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Trump says that price of beef is down. The receipt from my last trip to the grocery store says it is up. For busy shoppers, it can be hard to know who to trust.
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Trump says that price of beef is down. The receipt from my last trip to the grocery store says it is up. For busy shoppers, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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The January 6th pipe bomber has told investigators that he was motivated by conspiracy theories that Trump won the election. So why does it feel like he was motivated by DEI and abundance liberalism?
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The January 6th pipe bomber has told investigators that he was motivated by conspiracy theories that Trump won the election. So why does it feel like he was motivated by DEI and abundance liberalism?
Oh no
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Oh no
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Petro’s got it.
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Petro’s got it.
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If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
He's praying!
“.. A Washington Post analysis of multiple video feeds of the meeting Tuesday showed that during nine separate instances, Trump’s eyes were closed for extended periods or he appeared to struggle to keep them open, amounting cumulatively to nearly six minutes.”
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
He's praying!
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
Unsure if sarcastic, but Bring It On (along with Clueless) is a movie I rolled my eyes at, then loved and rewatched multiple times since
finally watched 2000's "Bring It On'. hoooly shit did they brought it!! the part where the bringers brang it. never seen it got brought so bringly before.
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Unsure if sarcastic, but Bring It On (along with Clueless) is a movie I rolled my eyes at, then loved and rewatched multiple times since
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Seconded. That last line hits hard.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Seconded. That last line hits hard.
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Starting //// going
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Starting //// going
You’ve just died.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
(Full chess game in alt text)
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
(Full chess game in alt text)
![Chess scorebook with a pencil lying in the middle of a tournament chess board and plastic set on their starting squares.
The game on the visible page:
[Event "Black Friday Action 2025: Round 2 Zucker vs. Malhotra"]
[Site "Marshall Chess Club"]
[Date "2025.11.28"]
[Round "2"]
[White "Zucker, Noah"]
[Black "Malhotra, Rishan"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "1222"]
[BlackElo "1916"]
[TimeControl "25"]
[Board "16"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[ECO "C79"]
[Opening "Ruy Lopez: Morphy Defense, Steinitz Deferred"]
[StudyName "Black Friday Action 2025"]
[ChapterName "Round 2 Zucker vs. Malhotra"]
[ChapterURL "https://lichess.org/study/nNoG09dk/82iyxa8Y"]
[Annotator "https://lichess.org/@/noahlz"]
{ I took a first round bye and so started the tournament in the 2nd round. }
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 a6 4. Ba4 d6 5. O-O Nf6 6. c3 Be7 7. Re1 O-O 8. h3 Re8 9. d4 { I had never played the Deferred Steinitz before, but somehow I'm following theory. } 9... b5 10. Bb3 Na5 11. Bc2 exd4 12. cxd4 Bb7 13. Nbd2 c5 14. d5 { After the game my opponent suggested dxc5 dxc5 e5
ENGINE: No, d5 is best. } (14. dxc5? dxc5 15. e5 $10) 14... Nd7 15. a4 Bf6 16. Rb1 Ne5 17. Nxe5 Bxe5 18. f4 Bd4+ 19. Kh1 f5 20. Nf3 Bf6 21. b3 Bh4 22. Re3 fxe4 23. Nxh4 Qxh4 { At this point I was very low on time and was looking for moves. } 24. axb5 axb5 25. Rxe4 Rxe4 26. Bxe4 Re8 27. Qd3?? Qe1+ 28. Kh2 Qxe4 { White played a few more moves before resignation. } 0-1](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hclom3qudre4a4vsnbvglwm6/bafkreifcivvjnbdqpywtubhcv2bz3ks3wkswdihumauxubsuillh5kccq4@jpeg)
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
You’ve just died.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
(Full chess game in alt text)
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
(Full chess game in alt text)
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When Howard Dean was the Democratic frontrunner for President, he was disqualified, by the media, for yelling "Yeah!" once.
At some point we just have to admit that mainstream media sources are biased.
At some point we just have to admit that mainstream media sources are biased.
Remember in 2000 when Al Gore was repeatedly misquoted as having said he invented the internet and that was seen the eyes of many as disqualifying him from office? Simpler times. Today, Trump makes up lies equivalent to "I invented the internet" 30 times a week and no one bats an eye. Good job media
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
When Howard Dean was the Democratic frontrunner for President, he was disqualified, by the media, for yelling "Yeah!" once.
At some point we just have to admit that mainstream media sources are biased.
At some point we just have to admit that mainstream media sources are biased.
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Here are US military lawyers stating clearly that Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth's "kill everybody" orders are either (1) war crimes or (2) murder.
Either way, expect prosecutions in the future.
www.justsecurity.org/wp-content/u...
Either way, expect prosecutions in the future.
www.justsecurity.org/wp-content/u...
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Here are US military lawyers stating clearly that Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth's "kill everybody" orders are either (1) war crimes or (2) murder.
Either way, expect prosecutions in the future.
www.justsecurity.org/wp-content/u...
Either way, expect prosecutions in the future.
www.justsecurity.org/wp-content/u...
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November 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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a few candidates have talked about this but any Dem planning to run in 2028 should make it explicit: the next DOJ will, in fact, go after you if you’re funding this awful ballroom, or any other pay to play deals you make with this administration
Dimon on why JPMorgan Chase is not funding WH Ballroom:
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
a few candidates have talked about this but any Dem planning to run in 2028 should make it explicit: the next DOJ will, in fact, go after you if you’re funding this awful ballroom, or any other pay to play deals you make with this administration